Authors note – Here's the rewrite! I'm sorry everyone for the massive delay in an Update or any notice on this story, I've decided to change my timeline so I'm starting this again. I have my plot sorted and how this'll fit into the timeline as well. I promise no matter what there will always be an update every month. Chapter two will be up in a couple days.

This story will be epic length currently if I stick to the plan (I like plans cause they usually fail) I reckon it's headed for the two hundred chapter mark. If I diverge (very likely) we're headed for the 250 chapter mark. Anyway lets move onto the story!

Disclaimer - I don't own Naruto or Bleach, they belong to their respective owners.


Heavenly Revolution Begin

This is the story of a man upon whom death, fate and destiny had no grasp. This tale begins 15 years before the vizard incident, and 115 years before the great betrayal. Find out just what changes he will make to the lives of the death gods themselves...


The rhythmic tapping of his cane was all that accompanied the sound of his footsteps, and he found himself unusually amused as he strolled down the corridor. How could the effectively true leaders of heaven exist in the blandest of surroundings, if you brazenly call yourself the leaders of death gods, you should go and live up to that title. Oh well maybe they've all gone senile in their old age and believed power. He smirked, Once he begun they'd see true power...

He noticed the large wooden doors approaching him and became fully focused on the task in front of him. After all the start of his scheme involved the unavoidable slaughter of decrepit old men, he would have to make this interesting. A scream is a scream no matter what tone you make it take, that wouldn't be too fun after awhile.

He stared at the wooden doors. He had waited long enough for this moment. Before they die their only fear would be the true power of his zanpakutou. Admittedly they had their uses in the past, but unfortunately for them, there is no longer any place for them in his future. However there was one further use for these men, after all the chance to hone the abilities of his zanpakutou seldom came anymore. A dangerous glint entered his eyes, I know just the game. Yes this would indeed be fun. He opened the doors.

It was time to begin.

The hulking form of Yamamoto Genryūsai entered the central 46 chambers…


In district 69 of the north rukongai, we find a lone man who looks to be in his early twenties walking through the streets. He has an angular face with a set of unusual features. There is his bright blond hair which is spiked in all directions, also he has bright blue eyes which hold a haunting quality to them and lastly there was the three scars adorning each cheek.

At this moment in time, Naruto Uzumaki was being plagued by many questions such as how to get back to Konoha? Why is he wearing white clothes? Why did everyone look dejected? Where was the closest ramen store? And lastly why on earth was there a cute rabbit hanging off of his left arm? This rabbit was fairly small, prodiminently white except for the yellow stripe on it's stomach and the back of each ear. However at present the cute animal was a nuisance. "Hey Mr Bunny you don't mind letting go do you? Your claws are sharp." Seeing the look he received from the rabbit he understood the answer, this would take excessive force to achieve. He started swinging his arm around frantically but the rabbit simply refused to let go and had decided the easiest method of clinging to Naruto was through the usage of it's larger than average teeth.

"Oi! Why the teeth you bast- ahhh... oh god" The glint that had appeared in the rabbit's eyes was worthy of an award, but the further clamping down he felt, and the blood on his hand alerted him to the very painful reality which was facing him. Time to correct this calmly.

...

"Let go or I'll kill you."


Lisa Yadōmaru found herself cursing under her breath, why did her captain decide to send her out to patrol the outer rukongai. She's a Lieutenant and she shouldn't be forced to do such pointless tasks, Shunsui should show her slightly more respect. But at least it was more peaceful here than with captain Shunsui, she suddenly stopped cursing and allowed herself a small grin, she would be able to get some reading done…

"Help Me!!!"

Her cursing restarted, now she'd have to investigate the disturbance and lose what little peace she had. Maybe she should pretend she couldn't hear that scream. Yeah that's what she'd do. She pulled out her erotic magazine and started reading.


He was undeniably lost. He was topless. He was cold. No one he talked to was able to help him out. His T-shirt that was tied around his bicep was now red from all of the blood. Lastly that damn rabbit was on top of his head. He would get revenge. Staring at the tree in front of him, he grinned maniacally. Bye-bye Mr Bunny.

...

He head butted the tree.

However all this resulted in was a heavily bleeding forehead and an annoyed rabbit who had taken hold of his other arm. He glared at the rabbit, he was positive it was snickering at him before hearing a voice call out.

"Help Me!!!"


To the west of Naruto's location

"Help me!!!"

Her voice hoarse from the screaming, a six year old Nanao Ise had been cornered and surrounded in an alleyway by the three men that had been chasing her for the last ten minutes. She looked up to see the smirks on the three people in front of her.

"We finally cornered you," the man on the left said not even out of breath, he started laughing. "You actually thought you could run from us?" The taller man on the right stood forward, "So this little brat you thought she could steal from us and manage to run away?"

Nanao curled into a ball and starting tearing up. "p...please mister... It's my necklace you stole it f...from me."

The man snarled, "Lying? That's a sin which requires punishment." His eyes held a dark glint in them as he pulled out a metal pole form his sleeve. "Even if you gave what you stole back, you would have to be punished for the sin of stealing and lying to us," he raised his arm high in preparation to swing. "I'll try not to enjoy this."

Nanao gripped her necklace hard, "h... Help!"


"Help!"

Damn... Lisa looked up, she couldn't ignore it twice, guess that means I have to go. Hmm the faster this out she sorts out the potential problem the quicker she gets back too reading.

Using shunpo she headed off in the direction of the distress call.


Nanao shut her eyes tight in anticipation of the swing...

She heard the metal pole hit and clatter to the ground but wondered why there was no pain she opened her eyes to see the strangest sight. There was a half naked blond man with a blood covered shirt tied around one arm and blood dripping from his forehead. Even though he was gritting his teeth she could tell he was smiling at her. "Will you do me a favour? Hold on to Mr Bunny here for me." As if waiting for a cue a white bunny with a yellow stripe on its belly appeared on top of his head. He passed her the rabbit and turned to glare at the men. "When I clear a path I want you to run for it. Don't turn back. Ok? Nanao nodded slowly.

With the confirmation the man turned towards the three men. "So which one of you idiots will be the first to attack?" The men who had just snapped back to reality after the emergence of the blond glared. "Move out of the way Blondie, and who in heaven are you anyway!? " shouted the tallest male who was evidently the leader here.

Naruto growled, "I'm Naruto Uzumaki! Remember it when I destroy you!"

The leader replied angrily "She stole from us she deserves this and whatever punishment we hand out to her!"

Naruto's eyes turned cold, "You actually think you're justified in trying to attack a little girl? I guess then I'm justified in attacking you!" The smallest man found himself on the receiving end of a right handed uppercut that left him stunned just before the other was kicked in the stomach, causing him too buckle before a blow to the head left him unconscious. Naruto grabbed the leader by the throat and held him against the wall before turning to Nanao. "Now! Run for it!"

Nanao ran clutching the rabbit the man had given her. As she ran from the alleyway the small man who had been stunned grabbed the fallen metal pole and started ruthlessly attacking Naruto with it. Naruto let go of the leader's throat as his right arm felt like it broke under the relentless assault.

A shrill scream rand through the air and Naruto turned fearfully to see the little girl in the arms of a fourth gang member who had been outside the alleyway. The gang member walked into the alleyway with a sickening grin plastered over his face. "Hey boss, I found a little escapee so I decided to drag her back." The leader turned towards Naruto, "Hey Blondie, if you don't give up I'll have the girl killed."

Naruto felt both his arms drop to his side as he stared into the Nanao's eyes. "Let the girl go and I'll take her place." The leader turned towards the gang member holding the metal pole as several things happened at once. The small gang member was knocked unconscious by the foot of Lisa, introducing his face to the floor. The leader had been head butted by Naruto leaving the leader and Naruto out cold while the fourth gang member had been bitten on the arm by the rabbit causing him to flinch and drop Nanao. Nanao took the chance and ran towards Naruto as the fourth gang member realised who had just appeared in the alleyway.

"Shi...Shinigami!!" The pale green eyes of the squad 8 lieutenant glared icily at the shivering man. "Please I didn't do anyth-" the final gang member was knocked unconscious the spiritual pressure Lisa released in anger. "Pathetic..." she turned and smiled towards the wide eyed Nanao "trying to hurt such a cute child."

She went over to Nanao "Hello, I'm Lisa Yadomaru. Will you let me heal you?" seeing the silent nod she started using healing kidou on her. Nanao turned towards Lisa "Please can you help him? They hurt him more than me." Lisa turned towards Naruto and inspected his right arm before she started healing him. "I'm not able to mend broken bones so I'll have to take him to the soul society to fix that." Lisa saw the worried look on Nanao's face. "Plus the fact that you haven't fainted yet under my spiritual pressure would imply that you have the potential to be a shinigami." Lisa put a finger to her lip in apparent thought. "Well, I guess that means you could come along with me and him to the soul society, if you want?" Lisa smiled at the suddenly furious nodding she received from Nanao. "Ok then, so what are your names? And who's the the rabbit sitting next to you?"

"I'm Nanao Ise, and he said his name was Naruto Uzumaki..." she replied "But the rabbit freed me from the evil guy, and Naruto said his name was Mr Bunny but I don't like that name so I'm gonna call him..." She tilted her head in thought before smiling toothily "Chappy!"


And so Chappy the rabbit appears! Tell me what you think and if there are any mistakes I'll have them corrected, just tell me about them. They may seem OOC but this is LONG before the bleach cannon verse and years before the vizard incident so some OOCness is allowed.

If anyone can, before the end of the story guess what will occur in the final curtain (aka. the final chapter) they will get to choose an omake scene for the last chapter.

I'll be honest there won't be a pairing for quite a while. Although maybe when she's older I'll head toward Naruto/Nanao or I may just go Naruto/Lisa could you imagine lisa trying to get Naruto to read her erotic magazines while he has flashbacks of Jiraiya, I could have him hiding while trying to bathe because he thinks that Lisa is peeping on him, there are so many possibilities here. Oh well if I don't do Lisa/Naruto can someone else do it, that'd be a hilarious story to read. Yoruichi is also a contender for a relationship but it depends in the end who fits best into the role.

Till next time. I'll be updating next Friday. I want to leave space between chapter updates so people read at the space I want.

Please read and review!!!