It was a normal night in the massive village of Konoha. Everyone was relaxing and doing their own thing.
For some this involved eating all you can eat bbq and for others this meant visiting a hot spring. Unfortunately for the women trying to enjoy some privacy, a group of 4 old geezers spent their time conducting 'research'.
Of these 4 men, 3 of them were in their 70's while the last one clearly should have died years ago. The identities of these fossils were Naruto Uzumaki, Sasuke Uchiha, Gaara 'whatever his last name is' and Kakashi Hatake.
They are disiples of the one true super pervert Jiraya. However, unlike their fallen master, they have perfected the art of peeping. Kakashi mastered Obito's Sharingan to the point where he can have his eyes view the beautiful naked women while the rest of his body is in a different dimension. This lets him talk freely to his companions sharing the view as he used the justu for them as well.
"This is boring as shit!" yelled Naruto seemingly out of nowhere.
His former sensei was a bit surprised with the outburst and spoke down to him "Jiraya would be disappointed in you."
"Hn, I agree with Kakashi. I vaguely remember you saying just 2 months ago that peeping would never get boring." Sasuke snided.
The blonde ex-Hokage closed his eyes and thought of a better way to articulate his thoughts. "What I mean is that life is boring now that there is world peace, we are married to shitty wives and produced bitch ass kids. I want to go back to glory days when we did nothing but fight. I want to be young and single again."
"You are right my wife sucks and is pretty much a Mary Sue." The ex-Kazekage spoke in agreement.
"What was your wifes name again," questioned Sasuke.
Garaa let out a laugh "doesn't fucking matter to be honest."
Kakashi did his signature eyesmile and lectured his younger perverts "This is why I told you 3 to never get married. All 3 of you only got to live life having sex with one women while I was able to sample the world."
"Hn, at least we can still get it up." The Uchiha fired back.
Naruto let out a bunch a giggles and responded "You have never held boobs in your entire life Sasuke you can't talk."
Sasuke grounded his teeth in anger, how was he supposed to know that Sakura would never grow boobs. He started dating her at 17 so he thought she still had a year or 2 of growth left in her. His biggest regret in life was turning down Ino as a child. She grew up to be a bombshell and become the first winner of the Miss Element beauty pageant
"Me on the other hand had Hinatas melons to play with whenever I felt like it. If only her personality wasn't so boring, I literally could do no wrong in her eyes. The best part about pranks are the reactions you get but whenever I pranked her she would just get horny. Not that bad at first but it gets old fast."
Gaara snaped his fingers abruptly "Hey I got an idea! but im not sure if its possible. Sasuke you said that you were able to develop your eyes to the same level as Kagura right?"
"That is correct."
"Well from what Naruto has told me about your fight with her, she was able to transport you guys to different dimensions right?" Continuing on without hearing a response "Well why don't we try finding another world that is less shitty than this one?"
"Lets do it!" exclaimed the residual knucklehead.
"Hn, its possible I feel millions of different worlds when using my eyes to change dimensions. The only problem is finding a world with humans."
Kakashi, being the most likely to die first out of the group, let out his concern "If we were to explore a new world with new babes we should probably do it with new bodies. Preferably ones with working dicks."
Naruto let out a shit eating grin "Me and Sasuke can do that by combining our sun and moon powers. But are we all in agreement to do this? Give me a fuck ya if your down."
"Fuckkk yaaa!" chorused the 3 other old dudes.
"Ok so should we create dead bodies here so our family and friends have closure?"
"Fuckkk thattt!" was yelled by the same the 3 fossils.
"Alrighty then lets stop checking out ass and get to work. Kakashi send our eyes back to our bodies." Naruto barked out the orders with fire in his eyes not seen in decades. The legendary Naruto was back and ready for ass kicking round 2.
"No wait!" yelled Garaa, but it was too late as the 4 pairs of ends went back into the bodies in the pocket dimension.
"What the fuck Garaa!" screamed everyone besides the sand user. "Put your dick back in your pants we got work to do." Garaa followed the order of their unofficial blond leader and put his little tanuki back in his pants.
"I just want to say that is gross, this dimension exists within my eyes so if you came you would have literally given me a facial." Spoke Kakashi with sharp and pissed tone.
"Hn, moving on here is the plan. I will project a sample of each world in front of you Kakashi. Use your Sharingan and tell me when you see a suitable world."
Nodding in agreement Sasuke projected a hologram that started to quickly shuffle through different worlds.
After about a thousand different worlds Kakashi finally said stop. "This world looks to be inhabited by pirates fighting to get a huge treasure."
"Thats kinda gay not gonna lie but bookmark it." Spoke Naruto.
Another couple thousand passed by before Kakashi spoke again this time in excitment. "Ok this is the one for sure guys. They have two species of humans that are still able to fuck each other. One are normal humans while the other consists of humans with animal like traits like horns or tails! Imagine railing a girl from behind one hand holding her pony tail and the other hand grabbing her actual tail!"
The other 3 said nothing and just looked at each other in contemplation.
Finally Naruto spoke up, "I personally would be grabbing ass or tits but different strokes for different folkes." He paused and states "It has potential, anything else you can tell us about the world?"
"Well it is highly advanced technology wise but the fighters of the world are significantly weaker than us. There is moderate peace but there is a constant threat from these mindless black creatures. However, even the strongest of these creatures look to be defeated by a run of the mill jounin."
Naruto frowned at that thought, he loved fighting and wanted to go up against some skilled opponents.
"Naruto I don't particularly care about fighting. I wasted my youth chasing after Itachi when I could have been playing the field. I'm not looking for difficult fights like you are. This world seems intresting enough for me."
Naruto nodded and look to his other 2 companions to see their opinion. From their unintrested faces he could tell he was the only one that truly cared to find strong conflict.
"I see well would you guys still keep me company in a career that involves fighting?"
"Of course dobe, since we will be so overpowered picking up chicks will be easy. Plus in order to meet the hottest fighters we would have to join the occupation. I don't know about you but I can't fuck a civilian." Sasuke quickly answered. "Plus we can make our bodies weaker so fights can give us a small challenge."
"Fuck ya, Sasuke you a genius, I'm down for this world what about you Garaa?"
"I'm down only if I get dibs on the main character."
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"What the fuck Garaa?" question a highly confused Naruto "what does that even mean?"
Garaa suddenly got pre-Shippuden level serious. "Look you 3 were important from the start I was only added at the like the 3rd arc plus I ended up marrying some faceless Mary Sue. This time around I get to be the protagonists main love interest."
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"Whatever, Sasuke just send us down" sighed a still confused Naruto.