A/N: Lol just popped into my head.
Sitting in a secluded corner in Espresso Cielo were RIB. Ryan Murphy, Ian Brennan, and Brad Falchuck were discussing the script for the next episode for their hit TV show Glee.
"Do we have everything?" Ryan asked his partners.
"Uhh, yeah I think that covers about everything. We should be ready to get these printed, copied, and handed to the cast." Ian answered looking through the script carefully making sure he didn't miss anything.
"Alright, the fans will go crazy over this one. They'll love it!" Ryan said packing up his belongings.
Brad handed the written stack of script to Ryan hesitantly.
"I'll get these printed on script paper and copied by tonight. The cast will probably get it tomorrow morning or by brunch." Ryan grabbed the stack from him and put it in his bag.
"Are you sure you want to do this Ryan?" Brad asked looking at him skeptically.
"I'm 100 percent sure this is the correct idea."
"But wouldn't this lower ratings, this episode is really angsty."
"I wouldn't disagree with him, Brad. You've got to learn to just trust Ryan's ideas, they always come out great." Ian said finishing up his coffee and putting down a tip.
"Yeah, the fans wouldn't stop watching cause of this, and when have I ever let you guys down?"
Brad gave up reluctantly and just took out his keys to his car.
"Text me when those copies are finished and send me one" Ian said heading down the street to his vehicle.
Brad stopped Ryan and asked him one last time.
"Are you completely sure?"
"Yes, the fans will not stop watching the show, no need to worry." Ryan said pulling his keys out.
It wasn't the fans he was worried about; it was the professional people he worked with.
Darren Criss and Chris Colfer were casually strolling into their work building, separately of course, when all of a sudden a chair flew their way.
"What the hell?" Darren yelled pulling Chris to the ground just in time.
The chair smashed into the wall behind them breaking into pieces. They looked at the wall in fear and simultaneously glanced at each other, both wondering what the hell was going on.
Jenna ran up to the two with a worried expression.
"Are you guys okay? Oh man, she almost killed you!" She said looking at the smashed pieces of furniture on the ground behind them.
"Who?" Chris asked with his hand on his chest, his heart beating fast from the incident.
"Naya!" All heads turned towards the corner they heard the voice come from.
"Naya's the one who almost killed us?"
"How'd you know?" Jenna asked sheepishly.
They looked at her like she had 3 heads. Darren began walking around the corner to see what was going on.
What he saw was not something he had expected. There were some furniture broken into pieces lying on the ground, while others were flipped upside down, papers scattered everywhere and people running around, chasing a small figure. It looked like a mad house, not like the usual quiet and calm studio he goes to everyday.
"What's going on" Chris said looking for himself. "Oh my" He covered his mouth dramatically.
"Yeah, we've been trying to calm her down for about an hour now." Jenna walked closer into the room.
"Well why is she acting like this?" Darren turned his attention from the insane scene in front of him to Jenna.
"Well she got," She was interrupted by Matthew Morrison.
"Jenna, we could use a little help" He called out to her from his current position.
They finally caught her, but are struggling a little. (A lot)
"Oh they caught her! Hey maybe you guys should come help in case she gets away again." She suggested, praying they would help and not just bail like the some of the others did.
"Al-Alright um, Darren?" Chris looked unsurely at him.
"Okay we'll help"
"Great, c'mon!" She grabbed both their wrists and pulled them to the dilemma in the middle of the room.
"Get off of me!" Naya yelled squirming in their hold.
"Not until you agree to calm down, sit and talk about this" Chord yelled back at her gripping onto her shoulders.
'So all I have to do is pretend to calm down' Naya thought as she struggled to get free.
"Alright I'll calm down just let me go."
"You sure?" Kevin aka Lil Bee said to her.
"Yeah 100 percent sure"
They slowly let go of her, wanting to be completely sure. But as soon as they're hands were off, she bolted out of arms reach.
"Hahaha did you really think I calmed down, after what I read in that script? Hell no!" She ran around a few cameras and back around in a circle, making them get tired.
"Naya, get back here!"
"No! Not until they change the script!" She shouted pushing down a Mic stand.
They ran after her some more but then came to a conclusion that they weren't gonna be able to catch her.
"We can't catch her." Matthew said leaning down with his hands on his knees, out of breath.
"Damn, I knew I should've taken those extra yoga classes with her and Hemo" Jenna said resting on a wall.
Naya over heard him and let out a victory shout. Really she's supposed be mad and she is but after all that chasing around she felt like Jerry and all her co-workers were a bunch of Toms and this whole thing is just a big game.
"Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha. Your never gonna be able to catch me."
"Naya!" A voice from behind her shouted.
Naya's eyes widened in recognition and she turned around slowly hoping the face didn't belong to the voice.
"Thank God, Hemo!" Everyone praised, finally gonna get real help.
"Wha-Why? What's going on? What happened? Why does it look like this in here?" Heather was baffled by what she's seeing.
"Oh sweety, thank god you're here! They are animals, they're trying to kill me." Naya cried rushing up to Heather, holding onto her arm for dear life.
"What?!" Heather looked up from her girl to the group of bewildered looking people. Heather looked like she was about to kill someone, so Chord spoke up.
"No we didn't she's lying! She's been the one trying to kill us. She made this mess, too! " He yelled.
Heather looked from her cast mates to her sniffling, teary-eyed girlfriend and to her it's clear who's telling the truth. As she was about to call out her friends a thought ran through her mind.
'Naya's an actress, a great actress actually. So she could be acting right now.' Heather looked at Naya skeptically, analyzing over her features.
"Nay, are you acting right now?"
"What? No! Don't you believe me?" Naya sniffled, and pulled out her puppy dog eyes. If you were in Heather's shoes right now you would just about died right now, but Heather seen this too many times before and even though it still looks adorable and heart wrenching, she's already dominated that look.
Everyone in the room's heart just about shattered looking at Naya's big glistening puppy dog eyes. They had to force themselves to look away, reminding them of the real case here.
"Naya?" Heather said warningly.
"What?" Naya looked up at Heather sheepishly.
Heather gave her a look telling her she better tell the truth or she's not going to like the consequences.
"Okay fine it was me, but I have a reasonable explanation for this." She said doing a total one eighty in her mood.
"Okay, go 'head, tell me why you totally messed up our work place and don't need to be yelled at." Heather said with her arms crossed and foot tapping.
"Okay okay, it was earlier today when I first got in to work and-." Naya was cut off.
"Can't you just tell me why-." Naya cut her off this time.
"Shhh, Hemo just let me finish." Heather gave up reluctantly and just grabbed a tipped over chair and sat down.
"Anyway as I was saying earlier today…..
Naya walked into the building happy and ready to get started, she was excited 'cause this episode she gets to be on screen with her baby and she's singing to her, that's all Ryan said.
She and Heather have been together for one and a half years now, and you can't deny they love each other. Everyone on set knows about them, but their keeping it on the DL for now, don't want any fans ovaries to explode and get sued for it.
Brad was on a set when he saw Naya walk in. He looked at the scripts in his hand and back to Naya; he decided to do it now and get it over with.
Naya looked around and saw Chord and Lil Bee in the corner talking, and Jenna and Matthew going to get dressed plus some other people she didn't know. She walked to a table and put her things down scanning the room one more time looking to see if Heather made it yet. She said she would be late, 'cause Ashley couldn't watch her cat and didn't want it to be alone.
When she didn't see her she started to head to her trailer, but a tap on her shoulder stopped her from her journey.
"Hey Naya, here's your script." Brad said in a rush, shoving the script in her hands.
"You want coffee, I'm gonna get you some coffee matter of fact I'm gonna get everyone some coffee." He speed walked to the entrance.
"Okay" She drawled out, looking back at him.
She looked down to the script in her hands, and a big grin slipped on her face. She opened the first page seeing stuff about Finchel she quickly turned to the next page. She kept flipping through when she didn't see a Brittana scene until she did and she lit up like Lea lights up when she gets free coffee. She scanned through to the end and froze in place.
Jenna who caught this walked up to her.
"Yeah, disappointing isn't it? I can't believe they would do that and you guys just got together. Nay, Naya, You in there?" Jenna waved her hand in front of her face.
Different emotions were running through Naya right now. She was sad but anxious, confused but heart broken, but the emotion that out powered all of them was she was angry. She was mad as hell and she felt like she was betrayed. Ryan Murphy lied to her he specifically told her he wasn't breaking Brittana up, but what did he do? Yeah you know.
Jenna sat and watched all the emotions go over her face until it stopped at one, and her skin started to crawl looking at that face. She was pissed. She was about to say something, when all of a sudden Naya flipped over the table.
"Naya, what the hell?!" Jenna shouted looking at her with wide eyes.
Naya looked over at her, glaring, moving slowly towards her.
Jenna backed away fearfully regretting she even said anything.
"You know what? I'm just gonna go and get some coffee you want some? No, okay." She ran to the front door like her life depended on it which it did.
End of flashback
"So your telling me that you did all this, caused all this trouble because they broke Brittana up?" Heather asked carefully.
"Yes?" Naya said cautiously not fully sure how Heather will take it.
At that moment the cause of all this mess walked in, whistling.
Naya felt like her body was on fire, with the amount of rage coursing its way through her, when she saw Ryan walk through the door.
Before anyone could do anything she ran up to the unsuspecting man and jumped on his back.
"What the…?" Ryan started flailing around trying to get her off his back.
"Get her off me! Get her off me!" He yelled going around in circles but she just wasn't shaking.
The guys ran to his rescue pulling her off him, barely.
"I will go down with this ship!" Naya yelled as she got dragged away and into another room, but seconds later she came running back into the room jumping on his back once again.
As all this chaos was going on Heather, Vanessa, Chris, Jenna, and the newbies were watching silently.
"Your not gonna do something?" Jenna asked Heather.
"Nope" She said with her arms crossed just staring at the scene in front of her.
"Why not?" Chris asked.
Everyone staring looked to Heather for an answer.
"Because 'It's Brittana...Bitch' "
They all simultaneously nodded their head in agreement and continued to watch.