Disclaimer: I DON'T OWN THE LORD OF THE RINGS.
A/N: I had to remove this story to add chapters. My account was frozen for some incredibly stupid reason.
Chapter One: Glow in the Dark Abs
"I think we took a wrong turn at Caradhras." Gandalf said. Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin were giggly insanely.
"Dude.look at all the stars." Obviously, they were high.
"Oh my gosh Becky look at her butt. It is soooooooo big!" Pippin sang, "I like big butts and I cannot lie."
Take that back. They were extremely high.
"Sometimes when we touch.the honesty's too much.and I have to close my eyes and hide..." crooned Sam.
Okay, the hobbits were wasted.
"SHUT UP SAM!" Aragorn shouted, "That was, what? The 1,889,778,454th time you've sang that song?"
"No," said Legolas, "It's the 1,889,778,455th time. I've been counting." Legolas triple flipped his hair and girls around the world sighed. (except for my friend Adrienne who thinks that Frodo's hotter. Eww!)
Merry stumbles due to his wastedness and falls on something very hard and black. "Ow, what is this stuff?" He looks down at the black thing. It had two yellow lines running through the middle of it.
"One time, at band camp, we were playing spin the bottle and I had to kiss this guy for like, 30 seconds and it was SO FUNNY!!" giggled Pippin. Insanely.
"Look! An odd looking house! Let's go ask for directions. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meanwhile, Diana, Anne, Lydia, Amanda, Jenny Hess, Jen Heller, Katherine, Jenna, Hanna, Miriam and Adrienne were having a slumber party.
"Why do they call it a 'slumber party'?" Katherine asked, "No one gets any sleep."
"What else would they call them?" Diana replied, " 'Let's-stay-up-all- night- and-get-sugar-highs party'?"
"Well."
"YAY! THET PARTS COMING UP! HE'S GOING TO DO THAT THINGY!" Diana, Hanna, Jen Heller, Katherine, and Jenna all screamed and gathered around the tv. Amanda, Jenny Hess and Adrienne just smacked their heads. Miriam, Anne and Lydia just kind of sat there.
The 5 members of Stalking Obsessive Legolas Fangirls, (S. O. L. F. for short.) watch as Legolas did that REALLY cool stunt with the horse. After that bit was over, they all sighed. Amanda, Jenny and Adrienne smack their heads. Again.
"You know what would be really cool?" Diana says, still half dazed due to Legolas's severe hotness, "It would totally awesome if Legolas had glow-in-the-dark abs."
All of a sudden, a loud pounding is heard. "I hope that's not Cassie. She's the spawn of Satan." Amanda said out loud. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Who's going to knock on the door?" Legolas asked. HE looked around at the rest of the fellowship. The hobbits were either singing, on the ground twitching or passed out. Gandalf was trying to revive Pippin and Aragorn was being driven insane by Sam's singing. Merry was passed out, Frodo was twitching and Gimli and Boromir looked afraid to touch the door. "Fine, I will knock." Legolas knocked and waited for someone to answer the door. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Since it was Diana's house, she got up to answer the door. She hoped it was the pizza guy. She was incredibly hungry. As she reached the front door, she could hear someone singing and someone yelling and a loud thump. She opened the door anyways.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH- (takes deep breath) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Diana screamed. Katherine, Jen, Jenna and Hanna came running to the door. They did the first thing they could think of when they reached the front door. They screamed and then fainted. The rest of the girls came running thinking that their friends were dead.
"Oh my gosh!" Adrienne said, "You.are.Legolas Greenleaf!"
"Umm." Legolas quivered in fear.
"Dude you better get out of here before-" Too late. The 5 members of S. O. L. F. had already awakened and were clinging to Legolas's legs.
"FLY!" Legolas shouted to the rest of the fellowship, "Save yourselves!" He sniffed, "It's too late for me."
"WAIT! If you stay , we promise we won't cling to your legs anymore." Diana said.
"Why?" Legolas asked, trying to break free of their grip.
"For the sake of continuing this story."
"Umm.no."
"I've got pizza."
"Okay!"
A/N: I had to remove this story to add chapters. My account was frozen for some incredibly stupid reason.
Chapter One: Glow in the Dark Abs
"I think we took a wrong turn at Caradhras." Gandalf said. Frodo, Sam, Merry and Pippin were giggly insanely.
"Dude.look at all the stars." Obviously, they were high.
"Oh my gosh Becky look at her butt. It is soooooooo big!" Pippin sang, "I like big butts and I cannot lie."
Take that back. They were extremely high.
"Sometimes when we touch.the honesty's too much.and I have to close my eyes and hide..." crooned Sam.
Okay, the hobbits were wasted.
"SHUT UP SAM!" Aragorn shouted, "That was, what? The 1,889,778,454th time you've sang that song?"
"No," said Legolas, "It's the 1,889,778,455th time. I've been counting." Legolas triple flipped his hair and girls around the world sighed. (except for my friend Adrienne who thinks that Frodo's hotter. Eww!)
Merry stumbles due to his wastedness and falls on something very hard and black. "Ow, what is this stuff?" He looks down at the black thing. It had two yellow lines running through the middle of it.
"One time, at band camp, we were playing spin the bottle and I had to kiss this guy for like, 30 seconds and it was SO FUNNY!!" giggled Pippin. Insanely.
"Look! An odd looking house! Let's go ask for directions. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Meanwhile, Diana, Anne, Lydia, Amanda, Jenny Hess, Jen Heller, Katherine, Jenna, Hanna, Miriam and Adrienne were having a slumber party.
"Why do they call it a 'slumber party'?" Katherine asked, "No one gets any sleep."
"What else would they call them?" Diana replied, " 'Let's-stay-up-all- night- and-get-sugar-highs party'?"
"Well."
"YAY! THET PARTS COMING UP! HE'S GOING TO DO THAT THINGY!" Diana, Hanna, Jen Heller, Katherine, and Jenna all screamed and gathered around the tv. Amanda, Jenny Hess and Adrienne just smacked their heads. Miriam, Anne and Lydia just kind of sat there.
The 5 members of Stalking Obsessive Legolas Fangirls, (S. O. L. F. for short.) watch as Legolas did that REALLY cool stunt with the horse. After that bit was over, they all sighed. Amanda, Jenny and Adrienne smack their heads. Again.
"You know what would be really cool?" Diana says, still half dazed due to Legolas's severe hotness, "It would totally awesome if Legolas had glow-in-the-dark abs."
All of a sudden, a loud pounding is heard. "I hope that's not Cassie. She's the spawn of Satan." Amanda said out loud. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Who's going to knock on the door?" Legolas asked. HE looked around at the rest of the fellowship. The hobbits were either singing, on the ground twitching or passed out. Gandalf was trying to revive Pippin and Aragorn was being driven insane by Sam's singing. Merry was passed out, Frodo was twitching and Gimli and Boromir looked afraid to touch the door. "Fine, I will knock." Legolas knocked and waited for someone to answer the door. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Since it was Diana's house, she got up to answer the door. She hoped it was the pizza guy. She was incredibly hungry. As she reached the front door, she could hear someone singing and someone yelling and a loud thump. She opened the door anyways.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH- (takes deep breath) AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Diana screamed. Katherine, Jen, Jenna and Hanna came running to the door. They did the first thing they could think of when they reached the front door. They screamed and then fainted. The rest of the girls came running thinking that their friends were dead.
"Oh my gosh!" Adrienne said, "You.are.Legolas Greenleaf!"
"Umm." Legolas quivered in fear.
"Dude you better get out of here before-" Too late. The 5 members of S. O. L. F. had already awakened and were clinging to Legolas's legs.
"FLY!" Legolas shouted to the rest of the fellowship, "Save yourselves!" He sniffed, "It's too late for me."
"WAIT! If you stay , we promise we won't cling to your legs anymore." Diana said.
"Why?" Legolas asked, trying to break free of their grip.
"For the sake of continuing this story."
"Umm.no."
"I've got pizza."
"Okay!"