Kenshin: Hello, and welcome to...
Megumi: Sir Ken? The sweaty little girl is looking for you!!! Something about not doing the dishes!
Kenshin: *Panicked look* Sano told her?
S.D: No, I did! ~^____^~
Kenshin: Why?
Xellos: Because she wanted a reason to get rid of her! ^__________^
S.D: Oo What are you doing here?
Xellos: Filia-chan...
S.D: --; Great. Just great.
Sano: *Black and blue all over* Dis...cla...mer...
S.D: Don't own Ruroni Kenshin or Slayers, and all of that good old junk in the story. (Everything else.)
Xellos: Do I get to be in the story?
S.D: NO!!!
Xellos: *pouts* Aww...
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*Day Alone*
Karou: Good bye, Kenshin!!! Be good and don't blow-up the dojo while we're gone!!! ^__^
Kenshin: O.K. Mrs. Karou, I'll be good... (Sorry, all I get to see is those crummy censored episodes on Cartoon Network. Oh, yeah! Don't own them either!)
After Karou and company left and left Kenshin all alone, he immediately realized how much quieter it was alone. Alone, all alone...
Mouse: Squeak!
Kenshin: AHH!!! Oh, it's just a mouse, that it is! Silly me...
*A black cat jumps in the window and kills the mouse*
Kenshin: OO!!! *Faints*
~30 min. later~
Kenshin: I just had the most horrible dream... *sees blood stains on the floor* HELP!!! HE'S GONNA GET ME, THAT HE IS!!!
As we can see, he starts going crazy.
Bird: Tweet tweet!
Kenshin: *Draws sword* It was you!!!
*Bird is creeped out and flies away*
Kenshin: Another case solved for Battousai man!!! Dun, dun, dun!!! Now to raid the kitchen...
~With Karou, Sanosuke, and Yahiko~
Karou: I hope Kenshin is all right...
Sano: I'm sure he's fine, little missy. He can handle him self.
Yahiko: Right, you old hag!
Karou: What did you call me!?!
Yahiko: An old hag! Got a problem with that?
And LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
Sano: Hey! I wanna fight to! *Does the stupid thing and jumps into the dust cloud*
~Back with *cough cough* Battousai man~
Kenshin: *Blood-shot eyes* I feel pretty,
oh so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!!!
(Oh, sorry, don't own this song either...)
Kenshin: *Still singing* I feel charming,
oh so charming,
so alarming how charming I feel!
Animals out side:
Rabbit: I don't care if he's sane or not, this is so sad, it's funny.
Others: Yup...
Karou: *Looks like she has been to hell and back* Kenshin! We're home!
Kenshin: Oh, hello! Did you three have fun? You're home early.
Sano: *Looks more dead than alive* Yeah, lots of fun.
End.
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S.D: Do you like it? Crazy enough for you? If so, than please R+R!!! Or if you totally despise it or something along those lines, R+R anyway!
Xellos: ^______^
Megumi: Sir Ken? The sweaty little girl is looking for you!!! Something about not doing the dishes!
Kenshin: *Panicked look* Sano told her?
S.D: No, I did! ~^____^~
Kenshin: Why?
Xellos: Because she wanted a reason to get rid of her! ^__________^
S.D: Oo What are you doing here?
Xellos: Filia-chan...
S.D: --; Great. Just great.
Sano: *Black and blue all over* Dis...cla...mer...
S.D: Don't own Ruroni Kenshin or Slayers, and all of that good old junk in the story. (Everything else.)
Xellos: Do I get to be in the story?
S.D: NO!!!
Xellos: *pouts* Aww...
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*Day Alone*
Karou: Good bye, Kenshin!!! Be good and don't blow-up the dojo while we're gone!!! ^__^
Kenshin: O.K. Mrs. Karou, I'll be good... (Sorry, all I get to see is those crummy censored episodes on Cartoon Network. Oh, yeah! Don't own them either!)
After Karou and company left and left Kenshin all alone, he immediately realized how much quieter it was alone. Alone, all alone...
Mouse: Squeak!
Kenshin: AHH!!! Oh, it's just a mouse, that it is! Silly me...
*A black cat jumps in the window and kills the mouse*
Kenshin: OO!!! *Faints*
~30 min. later~
Kenshin: I just had the most horrible dream... *sees blood stains on the floor* HELP!!! HE'S GONNA GET ME, THAT HE IS!!!
As we can see, he starts going crazy.
Bird: Tweet tweet!
Kenshin: *Draws sword* It was you!!!
*Bird is creeped out and flies away*
Kenshin: Another case solved for Battousai man!!! Dun, dun, dun!!! Now to raid the kitchen...
~With Karou, Sanosuke, and Yahiko~
Karou: I hope Kenshin is all right...
Sano: I'm sure he's fine, little missy. He can handle him self.
Yahiko: Right, you old hag!
Karou: What did you call me!?!
Yahiko: An old hag! Got a problem with that?
And LETS GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!
Sano: Hey! I wanna fight to! *Does the stupid thing and jumps into the dust cloud*
~Back with *cough cough* Battousai man~
Kenshin: *Blood-shot eyes* I feel pretty,
oh so pretty,
I feel pretty, and witty, and gay!!!
(Oh, sorry, don't own this song either...)
Kenshin: *Still singing* I feel charming,
oh so charming,
so alarming how charming I feel!
Animals out side:
Rabbit: I don't care if he's sane or not, this is so sad, it's funny.
Others: Yup...
Karou: *Looks like she has been to hell and back* Kenshin! We're home!
Kenshin: Oh, hello! Did you three have fun? You're home early.
Sano: *Looks more dead than alive* Yeah, lots of fun.
End.
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S.D: Do you like it? Crazy enough for you? If so, than please R+R!!! Or if you totally despise it or something along those lines, R+R anyway!
Xellos: ^______^