Title: The Other One
Author: Heather Sinclair
Email: Heather @buffysboudoir.com
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: None for now.
Spoilers: BTVS Season 6
Summery: A Buffy/Matrix Satire. Willow is approached by Morpheus
Disclaimer: This story, and any content relating to "Buffy the
Vampire Slayer and The Matrix" are not authorized by Fox, Joss Weadon, or the Warner Bros. Studio. I own my computer ... Can I have Buffy and Trinity instead?
Authors Notes: This could be a stand alone, but I have plans to go much farther. Want more?
Prologue
"Choose the red pill and you'll wake up tomorrow morning. Everything will be the same as before. Choose the blue pill and you'll go deeper into the rabbit hole and find out who the wizard is behind the curtain."
Willow Rosenberg looked back and forth between the his two hands.
"I think you're mixing your movie references. The rabbit hole is from Alice in Wonderland and the Wizard is from the Wizard of Oz."
The face behind the dark glasses smiled. He turned to his PVC clothed female companion. "You see, she is The Other One."
Trinity coughed into her hand. "Coughwackocough"
His other companion, Neo, looked on in awe and whispered to himself. "She will correct your word usage. The prophecy must be true."
Willow reached for the blue pill and picked it gingerly from large hand of Morpheus. "You know my mom told me about the dangers of peer pressure and drugs."
Morpheus sighed and leaned forward. "The blue pill is not a drug but a tracking device so that we may learn your location in the real world."
Willow looked wearingly at the blue pill. "What's the red one do?"
"It's a 'lude."
She put the blue pill back down. Now Willow was ever more conflicted than before. Should she pick the blue pill she would finally have all the answers that she desires. The red would simple chill her out and perhaps if she was lucky she might experience a hallucination or two. Maybe she would even have the courage to ask Buffy out on a date, or maybe just a quickie on the living room sofa. Choices choices.
"Ennie meenie miny moe, catch a Slayer by the toe. If she screams let her go. Chances are her answer's no."
Trinity rolled her eyes. "Oh for Neo's sake just pick one."
Willow eyed her and then continued. "But if she stirs, and currs, surrs, grab her by the fur and watch her purr."
Her finger landed on the hand containing the blue pill and she frowned. "Damn it."
Neo handed her a tall glass of Hawaiian Punch and she popped the pill into her mouth. A tangy-sweet taste assaulted her tongue. "Eeeww, takes like medicine. "
Morpheus face fell slack and he reached into his coat pocket. "Damn it, that was my Viagra."
Neo stared on in awe. "And she will be extremely horny in the beginning. She is The Other One."
Trinity smacked him on the back of the head. "Oh, shut up."
