The Following Trailer Is rated NM For No Mercy!
From the channel that will be shiting out bad monster movies until the eventual heat death of the universe, comes the weirdass conclusion to one of the most successful bad movie franchises of all time.
The Last Sharknado: It's about Time!
No one thought that the Sharknado series would ever end. But it's here, and it's happening.
After five years and five whole movies about the most coked up unnatural natural disaster in film history, prepare for the craziest Sharknado yet, as the creators pull out all the stops and clean out their mental refrigerator for any forgotten, clique, dated idea they can dump into this swirling cyclone of suck.
Following the sharkpocalypse from the last movie, Fin and his time-displaced son must travel through time to erase the Sharknados from the history. (Which unfortunately does nothing towards removing this crappy series from our timeline)
Watch as the crew travels throughout history, from the Age of Dinosaurs, to the American Revolution, to the Wild West, butchering history left and right like a stoned Sociology professor; then blast off into the future for a glimpse of what the Terminator franchise would look like if it was directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
Of course, all bad things must come to an end, as our heros reset the timeline and create a Sharknado free future where they can finally live in peace and try to forget the horrors of spending the last half decade stuck in a Syfy Channel film franchise.
So witness the final evolution of Sharknado, from a cheap movie about sharks in a tornado, to a batshit insane Jaws/Terminator/Doctor Who crossover, and take one last bite out of the series that lasted longer than Jaws despite having six crappy movies instead of only two, because you can't ruin people's expectations for something when they had no expectations to begin with.
Starring:
What The Hell Are We Doing Here! - Billy The Kid, Julius Caesar, Confucious, Cleopatra
We Are All Born Ignorant, But One Must Work Hard To Create A Movie This Shitty- Benjamin Franklin
Planet Of The Aprils- April
Rolling In His Grave- George Washington
Blackwashed- Merlin
It's All Downhill From Here- Anthony C. Ferrante
The Last Sharknado: Its about F***ing Time!
Thank God its over, because… wait, Sharknado will return next year? With a live stage show? What The Actual Hell!?