Slender, can you spare a dip?

I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!

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ATTENTION EVERYONE! I'll be briefly breaking my Hiatus and having a Halloween contest. I'll be posting Halloween themed stories, horror themed, or one's that end with a cliff-hanger! The story that gets the most reviews, will be the one I update on Halloween!(and maybe a few other surprises. heh. heh.)

And don't forget to check out my new "Shake Up the Falls" Challenge!

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an 8-year old Wendy whistled a merry tune as she walked through the dark woods. Some jerk had thought it was funny to pull her pigtails...so of course she'd smashed his teeth and stole his lunch money...which she used to buy ice cream...so it was a good day after all!

CHILDREN FOR SALE! GET YOUR CHILDREN FOR SALE!

Wendy's eyes widened as she looked to the side of the road where the voice was coming from...where she saw an ordinary-looking man ringing a bell...and had two kids chained to his wrist!?

Wait, what!? Is the circus doing some kind of show? Thought Wendy confused. But when she got closer...her blood went cold...

This was no act...both kids had been beaten up and were clearly terrified. One was a blonde 5 year-old girl(who seemed familiar, but for the life of her. Wendy couldn't put her finger on why). The other was a 5 year old boy with a weird birthmark on his head.

"AH! My dear, how are you? Are you in the market for a nice husband?" Asked the man suddenly.

Wendy looked at him in horror. "E-Excuse me?!" She asked in disbelief. The man nodded to the boy. "I know he may not look it...but wait 6-7 years and you'll see! He's grade A husband material!" He said with a sly wink.

Wendy turned green in revulsion...her mouth opened...but she couldn't bring herself to speak.

"BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!" Insisted the man! "Buy now and you'll get his 'mistress' free!" He said while pointing at the cowering blonde girl.

"M-Mistress!?" Exclaimed Wendy incredulously. The man nodded, not missing a beat. "Yes, give the man of your dreams a tasty morsel to keep him warm on the nights you can't be bothered!"

Wendy couldn't hold it in anymore..she was vomiting. She glared at the man. "Your disgusting!"

The man shrugged. "Whatever, girl. Do you want to buy them or not?" Wendy mulled over her options. The guy was three times her size and he'd probably disappear if she went to look for help...

Wendy sighed as she brought up her wallet. "How much?" She asked defeated. The man simply waved a hand dismissively. "Money dosen't interest me...let's just say that you'll owe me a favor...how's that?" He asked as he held out his hand in a 'let's shake on it' gesture.

Wendy gave him a weird look...but shrugged and obliged. Wanting to get this over with, she shook his hand-

ZAP!

Wendy saw spots! A bright light had blinded her! When she shook it off, she realized that the kids were now chained to a manacle connected to her wrist! And it was locked tight! She looked up to yell at the man...but he'd disappeared...

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Slenderman laughed as he tore off his human disguise as he teleported to the deepest, darkest part of the Gravity Falls forest. "Well, that should keep things interesting...buuut I could always do better!"

He snapped his fingers-

CRASH!

Thus ripping an entire ancient Egyptian city from it's universe...and depositing it in the middle of the forest...

Slenderman laughed. "Yes! Hamunaptra! Great city of the Dead! And within rests the fallen priest Imhotep! Just waiting to be resurrected!"

Slenderman(somehow) smiled...but then(somehow) frowned. "Huh...it IS a good story...yet why do I still feel like it's not enough?" So he then takes the opportunity to browse his 'one-shot' story idea folder...then smiles...

"Ah...perfect." And that is how the 'Fisher King's' corpse from it's universe and merged with Imhotep's corpse. The Fisher King gained all of Imhotep's power and knowledge...which did him little good since he was still dead...for now...

Slenderman fondly patted the sarcophagus. "Sleep well, my little terror...you have only begun to entertain me!"...

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TO BE CONTINUED?

AN: Just so there's no confusion; the 'Fisher King' is from Dr Who...

AN: I know it says "in-progress" but really I just don't like boxing myself into a corner. For now this is more of a one-shot that I might continue one day...but probably won't.

But, hey. Feel free to use whatever elements you want from this, if you want! Or maybe give me ideas?

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