Hellooooo! So basically this fanfic is just a bunch of one shots. I don't know how many I'll do, I'll probably just do it until I get bored of it or don't have any ideas :P

Oh, and by the way, in this story, unless stated otherwise, Frisk and Chara will both be 12 year old girls. I know they're supposed to be gender neutral, but I find it easier to use 'She' as a pronoun instead of 'They'.

But anyways, I'd love your suggestions for future one shots! I'm not very good at making up ideas that aren't really bad.

Now, on to the story!

Disclaimer: I don't own Undertale. If I did, it probably wouldn't even be that good. And I don't own One Piece either.

"Hey Alphys, what's that?" Undyne asked, pointing to Alphys' laptop.

Undyne, Papyrus, and Frisk had all come over just to hang out. Alphys didn't want it to be at her place, but sadly it ended up being that way so she spent most of yesterday cleaning up old packages of instant noodles.

Alphys instantly blushed, thinking of all the stuff that she hid on the computer. Nothing bad like the last time she tried to hide something from her friends, just embarrassing stuff.

"THE GREAT PAPYRUS WOULD LIKE TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS TOO."

"yeah." Sans replied. Frisk, being the quiet one she is, just nodded.

"W-well, that's a l-laptop. Y-you can go o-online and look up m-multiple things."

Papyrus opened it up. It was already on the browser, so he just typed, very slowly, 'SPAGHETTI RECIPES' in all caps.

"Y-you don't have t-to type in all caps, y-you know."

But Alphys' statement was ignored. "THIS LOOKS GREAT! BUT NOT AS GOOD AS THE SPAGHETTI I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS MAKES."

"suuuure"

"Of course it isn't! I trained you to make it!"

"Y-yeah, your s-spaghetti is sooooo g-good."

"I'm sorry Papyrus, it's awful." Frisk bluntly stated.

Papyrus hesitated before confidently saying, "YEAH, YOU'RE PROBABLY RIGHT FRISK. THAT SPAGHETTI IS AWFUL."

"so, what else can you even do on it?" Sans asked.

"W-wel-"

"OH MY GOSH CAN YOU WATCH ANIME ON IT?!" Undyne shouted, doing something Alphys very well knew as fangirling.

"Y-yes, actually."

3 HOURS LATER

"HOW DARE THEY MAKE FUN OF MEW MEW BECAUSE OF HER CAT EARS!" Undyne screamed while she cried. She loudly blew her nose in a tissue, and threw in at the laptop. Alphys just brushed it on the floor, not really caring.

"wow. this is deep stuff. i feel like i can totally relate to mew mew on a personal level." Sans said, as the credits for Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 1 rolled.

"At l-least it's not Mew Mew Kissy Cutie 2!" Alphys muttered under her breath.

"I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS GIVE THIS MOVIE A RATING OF 5/5!"

"Eh. It was okay. But One Piece is better." Frisk stated.

Silence. Everyone turned and glared a Frisk."Haha, just kidding…" She said weakly. Then everyone went back to normal, pretending it never happened.

"tell us more of the wonders of the internet, alphys-san"

Alphys hesitated. She had never planned to spend her weekend teacher monsters and a human what the Internet was. Then an idea came to mind.

"Uh… C-cat videos! Yes! E-everyone watches funny cat videos!"

Alphys quickly searched for funny cat videos. "Found some! Ha.."

The video finally loaded. The cat tried to jump up high, but failed. Classic. Undyne, Papyrus, and Sans laughed. Alphys gave a nervous chuckle.

Frisk, however, didn't seem so amused. "Omg, cat videos are so last year. #BringingBackTheTrends."

'#?' Undyne, Papyrus, and Sans all thought.

"Oh, uh… Next lesson of the internet! T-Twitter!" Alphys said, opening a new tab for said social media site.

"So, on T-Twitter, you c-can follow o-ther people and see w-what they Tweet out. It's a lot l-like Undernet."

"AH, THEN I SHALL MAKE THE USERNAME COOLSKELETON95 NUMBER 2!"

"There are other s-social media sites too. L-like Snapchat a-ans Instagram. T-there you can post p-pictures of yourself. M-most pole c-call them Selfies." Alphys paused, thinking of what to cover in Internet 101 next.

Thankfully Sans broke the silence. "But first, let me take a Skellfie." Everyone laughed but Papyrus.

"UGH! WHY MUST YOU SAY SO MUCH BAD PUNS!" He complained, face palming.

"hey, it's not my fault my skelepuns are incredibly punny."

"Hey Alphys, can I look something up on the laptop?" Frisk asked. Alphys nodded, and Frisk approached it with a devilish smile.

" Undertale."

Alphys looked in horror. They would find out about all of the fanfic she had made! Even worse, the ones containing her and Undyne.

"WOW, THERE'S MY NAME!" Papyrus said, pointing to one that was about him.

"This is… kinda weird." Undyne said, looking at the descriptions for some fanfictions.

"uh, alphys, what's a ship?" Sans asked, seeing the word in some descriptions. And he assumed they didn't mean an actual boat.

"It's, uh… a c-couple t-that y-you w-want t-to g-get t-together." Alphys stuttered.(even more than usual)

"wait… so people ship me with toriel? and...frisk?!" Everyone shuddered.

"Hey Alphys, there's some of you and me on here! It actually looks kind of good." Undyne said, looking at a fanfic entitled 'First Kiss,' which was written by xXAlphysXx, aka her. Undyne didn't seem to know she wrote it though.

Alphys' spirits instantly lifted. But they were brought back down again as Undyne clicked it, and everyone started reading.

It was about Alphys and Undyne going on a first date at a fancy resturant, and it was really awkward. So they decided to just go back to Alphys' house and watch some anime, and in a moment when two of the characters in the anime kissed, Undyne kissed her.

"AWWWWWWW!" Papyrus, Sans, and Frisk all screamed, thinking it was absolutely adorable. Alphys' face was as red as a tomato, and Undyne didn't know what to think.

"I DON'T CARE IF IT'S WEIRD, BUT I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS SHIP YOU GUYS NOW!" This just made Alphys blush harder.

A second later, which seemed like minutes to Alphys, there was a knock on the door. "I'll get it!" Alphys quickly said, and rushed to the door. It was Toriel.

"Oh hello, Alphys! I'm here to pick Frisk up." She said politely.

"Awwww." Frisk moaned. "I wanted to read more fanfiction! Well, I guess I'll see you guys later."

Everyone said their goodbyes, and Toriel and Frisk left. "you know, we should probably go."

"WH-"

Papyrus was cut off my Sans jabbing him in the ribs, and pointing to the door. "OH, RIGHT! WE NEED TO… UH… MAKE DINNER! WE'RE HAVING SPAGHETTI! C'MON SANS!" Papyrus pulled his brother out the door.

"dinner is the best excuse you could make? it's only 4:30! besides, i don't even have the stomach for dinner."

Papyrus groaned at the pun. "I WAS PUT ON THE SPOT! BESIDES, WHY DID WE COME OUT HERE ANYWAYS?"

Sans smirked. "because, one of our ships might start sailing."

Meanwhile, at the house it was dead silent. "So, these fanfics are pretty good, aren't they?" Undyne awkwardly said. Alphys just nodded.

"Look, Alphys, I know you wrote that."

Alphys stared at her in shock as her face started turning red. She wanted to crawl into a hole and die. "H-how d-did y-you f-find o-out?" She barely mustered out.

"Well, the user name is xXAlphysXx, and I've seen your writing style before when you wrote stuff for Mew Mew Kissy Cutie."

"I-I'm s-so s-sorry…."

"Don't be, it's fine." Undyne said with a soft smile. "So, what do you want to do next? Eat a snack, watch a movie, maybe reenact that fanfiction you wrote?"

Alphys' eyes widened. "W-wha-"

She was interrupted. By Alphys. Kissing her. On the lips. Alphys turned even redder then a tomato, and fainted.

So how was it? I'm always open to constructive criticism. Also, if you have any one shot suggestions for this story please tell me.

Thanks for reading!