Bravader ala marauders
((I don't own anything of Harry Potter but it's still funny to write about it.))
((I wrote this thing in the school cafeteria so it was hard to concentrate, because of that it may be some spelling and grammar errors please have patience))
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Achievements of the Marauders 1
The new improved sorting hat!
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Three boys looked up at the sky ceiling above them, they weren't alone all the boys and girls around them were also watching the cloudy sky above them.
James Potter saw all the students sitting at the four long tables at their sides 'So many! And soon they will know that I, James Potter, has come' he thought with a smirk.
Sirius Black whispered in his ear "Are you ready?"
"As ready as ever, I waited my whole life for this."
Remus Lupin leaned over "Are we really going to do this!?" He asked.
Sirius 'humph' at him "of course we are! Are you scared Remie?"
"It's not that… I just…it's a wonderful idea, but…" He trailed off.
"But… What?" James asked as McGonagall started to call the first years up for their sorting.
"Well I really want to do it, but what if we getcaught?"
"Does it matter? And hurry up and decide, my name starts with a B it my turn soon." Sirius urged him.
"Are you in or out, Remus?" James asked.
Remus looked at the floor.
McGonagall called for an "Baccer Simon"
Remus kept on eying the floor as Baccer was sorted into Ravenclaw.
"Black Sirius!" was next
'No more time' Remus took a deep breath "I'm In!"
"Good" Sirius said "remember, both of you, on my signal…" he hurried.
"What house we end up in doesn't matter, just do it and we will be legendary, Comrades!"
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As Sirius went up to get sorted Remus thought about his words 'Comrades, Did he really say that? Wow this's really happening!'
'I can't believe I'm actually going to do this. I'm a little scared to get caught will Dumbledore send me away if they catch us?'
Lost in thought he jumped high when McGonagall said:
"Lupin Remus!"
All eyes were on him, the teachers at the table all eyed him carefully, he knew not everyone had agreed with Dumbledore about letting him come to Hogwarts.
James punched him in the back, and gave him smile.
He gulped. James nodded and pushed him forward again "Go on it's your turn."
Making his way through the other students he took a deep breath.
'You can do this' he thought as he sat down on the chair (Sirius waved at him from his spot at the Gryffindor table) and McGonagall placed the sorting hat on him.
'Hmm, you're a nice one' the voice was inside his head. 'Brave! You're the first one of your kind to come here, and that takes a lot of courage. Perfect Gryffindor material.'
'Excuse my rudeness but, who are you? Are you the hat or just an artificial mind stuck to it? '
'Hahaha, Intelligent that's Ravenclaw, but bold. Definitely…' "GRYFFINDOR!"
The Gryffindor table broke out into violent clapping, Sirius even stood on the table screaming.
"HURRY UP AND GET OVER HERE REMIE, I'M NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER!"
Remus also noticed that Dumbledore was clapping harder at him then he had at the others, this made him smile.
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James was later also sorted into Gryffindor.
Now it was time to put their plan to work…
Sirius smiled 'this is going to be so good.'
James sat on his right side and Remus opposite of him, McGonagall called for Qrimson Kent.
Sirius broke into a coughing fit.., James straightened up and Remus twisted slightly, that was the signal.
Sirius fell to the floor in coughing spasms, James ran up screaming bloody murder.
Chaos broke out at the Gryffindor table, the people nearest ran up, some of the girls started to scream, prefects tried to get to Sirius but was shoved back by everyone tying to see, students all over in the hall stood up to get a better look on what was going on at the Gryffindor table.
In the commotion no one noticed Remus who had dived in under the table and now crawled his way to the end.
Now when he was doing this he wasn't even thinking about being the good responsible boy, everything on his mind was what the look on everyone's faces would be.
He took out his wand, aimed though the remaining first years feet's at the sorting hat in, a taken aback, McGonagall's hand and fired.
Nothing happened but Remus knew it would… soon, when it was His turn.
'Revenge is sweet! You're going to pay for turning Sirius hair green and silver on the train ride here…'
'Not everyone are slimy Slytherin gits like you!'
He tucked his wand in and crawled back to his seat.
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James saw Remus return, Remus smiled and nodded, everything was fixed the only thing they needed to do now was wait.
Sirius was talking to the prefects saying he was fine now; it was just a one time thing.
The commotion died down and the teachers took up the sorting again, sorting Qrimson Kent into Ravenclaw.
James leaned over to Remus "are you sure the spell went correct"
"Yes" Remus answered with indignation "I've done it before you know, it's easy I don't screw up such easy spells"
"Okay, okay!"
"Snape Severus" McGonagall called. The three boys straightened up eying Snape as he strode up to the chair.
Sirius couldn't stop himself from grinning 'Sweet revenge, Snivellus you slimy gill head git!'
James manages to stop himself from grinning as widely as Sirius but his face got a closedexpression, he watched the teachers, he didn't want to miss the looks on there faces.
Remus on the other hand was completely still, staring at Snape, like a dog how's just found its trace.
He brought out his wand again 'time for the last part of the spell… the trigger!'
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Just as the hat made contact with Snapes hair it started to change, it went pale.
Everyone in the great hall where now staring at the head table and Snape.
The hat kept on changing colour, from pale grey to yellow, from yellow to green, from green to blue, from blue to purple and on…
After three minutes of colour changing it seemed to settle with bright pink, the hall broke out into roaring laughter.
Snape was sitting there with pale face, black robes and a bright pink hat on his unnaturally greasy hair.
But it didn't end there, the hat started to change again only this time it seemed to swell, the hall went creepy quiet everyone, except Remus, was trying to figure out what was going to happen now.
The teachers all looked taken aback, like none of them knew what to do to stop this madness, of course that was something Remus hade planed.., if they wanted to end this they would have to think hard.
Suddenly the hat made a popping sound and lots of purple smoke welled up making it impossible to see a thing and swallowed professor McGonagall and Snape.
Some girls screamed.
The teachers all ran up even Dumbledore.
All the students stood up, some even stood on the tables trying to get a better look.
The smoke cleared revealing a huge pink, yellow and blue Sombrero on top of Snape's head.
At first everything was so quiet you could hear the crickets, and then… no one was able to hold it in everyone broke down into violent laughter.
Sirius was on the floor clutching his stomach, James and Remus was trying to breathe and laugh at the same time almost suffocating in the attempt and the rest of the school wasn't doing any better.
Then the sombrero ripped open, Remus knew it was time for his little special treat which he hadn't told James and Sirius about.
The, used to be sorting, hat started to sing…
Hey you down there
With that greasy hair
I'll give you one advice
Please wash you're nasty hair
I'll feel like throwing up just by the look of you
It's a gross job I have
Having to sort people like you
Well I know where you're supposed to go
Please do not come back to me
I'll leave you in the care of them
Please stay were you belong
SLYTHERIN is perfect for you
Everyone by the Gryffindor table shrieked in laughter, the Ravenclaw's were rolling around on the floor and some of the Hufflepuff's looked like they were going to faint any second.
The Slytherin's on the other hand did not seem too amused by the last part of the song.
Some of them clapped silently because they had gotten a new member others looked like they didn't know if they should clap or not, was it all just part of the bloody joke!?
It is all over now' Remus thought as he waved his wand under the table and turned the sorting hat back to normal.
(He didn't want to put another innocent student through the horror of the pink, singing, sombrero sorting hat.)
James collapsed over the table opposite of him "Did you, hahaha, did you… did you do that last singing thing? Hahahahaha"
"Yeah I did, you like it!?" it was not a question it was a statement.
"Liked It? That was bloody brilliant!" Sirius flushed head showed up and he used the table to support himself. "You're a bloody Genius, Remie!"
"Thank you… thank you very much"
They all looked up at the head table to see how the teachers were doing.
They were all eying the sorting hat asking it what happened. James, Sirius and Remus couldn't hear what it said, but it was obvious… It had no Idea in Hell.
Some of the professors exchanged worried looks "should we postpone the sorting until we know what caused this?" Professor Flitwick asked.
"I don't think there's any need to" answered professor Dumbledore "By the look of it this was just a one time event. …Maybe someone thought they needed to get revenge for something" he added.
He then turned around to eye the students which of some were still laughing there heads of.
"I must ask off you all too please remain clam. The staff will do everything in our power to catch the culprits."
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After that the rest of the sorting went on as normal… the only thing was that now they were all even hungrier than before.
In other words they wanted food and they wanted it NOW!!!
"Come on I'm starving" Sirius said as Dumbledore stood up to hold his normal 'Welcome to Hogwarts' speech and he ended it the normal way… by saying something completely nuts, which made Sirius whisper to his new friends that Dumbledore's a loon.
James smirked at his remark and Remus struggled with silent laugh.
'Maybe he is a loon, for taking in a Werewolf..! But Sirius is an ever bigger one!'
The End!!!
((If this fic is liked then I'll continue it with chapter two…
Achievements of the Marauders 2
Hogwarts new flag!)
… So if you like it let me know… if you don't like it then… don't let me know, 'cause that's your problem.))