Room of Terror
Intro!
A/N
This fic was done out of the spur of the moment and for the pleasure of readers who love the tormenting of naïve and innocent characters.
To The Readers: You all are allowed to ask the characters that are in the room any questions, requests or even send them stuff, flame them or do what ever you all want with them. The freedom is all yours...
Warning: Characters may be OOC or subjected to torments, proclamations fangirl/fanboy love, bashing, death-threats, nicknames and all the other crap the world has to offer.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters here, just the sick twisted way I would torture them. Hopefully Kishi doesn't find out I've captured them.
In the dango shop of Konohagakure...
Itachi: Yum, nothing beats dango! –holds dango in hand and smiles-
Kisame: Hehe... You got that right!
-ZAP!-
-Itachi disappears-
Kisame: -wide eyed- WTF!? Itachi-san?! Itachi-san?!?! ITACHI-SAN?!?!?!
-ZAP!-
-Kisame disappears-
cherubchan: Mua ka ka ka! Hey all! I've finally done it! I've found a way to bring them here!!! .
Itachi: -looks around- Where the hell am? O/.\o
Kisame: Itachi-san! –shocked and looks around- Weren't we in the dango shop?
Itachi: OMG! Where's my dango? –looks at hand then whimpers- Who ever did this will pay :(
Tobi: Tobi is scared!
Itachi and Kisame: WTF are you doing here? O.o
Deidara: Un! Where in the crap are we, un? o. \)
-Kisame jumps into Itachi's arms-
Kisame: OMG! Ghost Deidara!
Itachi: -death glare- Get off fish-breath!
-drops kisame-
Tobi: -right eye becomes teary- Sempai! You're alive! –glomps-
Deidara: AH! LET GO YOU TWIT!!!
cherubchan: Aw, so cute!
Kisame: Aa, guys, why do I hear voices?
Deidara: Shut it, un! We hear it too, un!
Tobi: It's a REAL ghost! –hides behind Itachi-
Itachi: -rolls eyes- I don't think it's a ghost, Tobi... Just probably a figment of our imagination...
cherubchan: Who are you calling imagination?!
Everyone: -shock-
Itachi: OMG! -sarcastically- It talks!
Tobi: Uh, mister ghost sir... Don't hurt Tobi! Tobi is a good boy!
Deidara: -slaps Tobi's head- Fool!
Tobi: That hurt Tobi, sempai!!!!
Deidara: Shut it un, Tobi! What do you want, ghost, un!
cherubchan: -sigh- No, I am not a ghost! Just a crazed, maniacally rabid fangirl.
Itachi: Okay, fangirl... What have you done to us?
cherubchan: That hurt, Ita-chan!-animately cries- I prefer being called cherubchan, thank you very much! –pouts-
Itachi: -twitch-
Deidara: Just get to the point un!
cherubchan: Well, you are all here in –big, loud, evil voice- my private torture chamber! Mua ha ha ha!!!! –normal voice- a.k.a. a small room with no doors and no windows. So you can't escape!
Itachi: We'll just see about that, fangirl! –Mangekyou Sharingan activated-
cherubchan: It's cherubchan to you mister!
Itachi: Ameteratsu! –fire hits walls but does not damage the wall-
Everyone: -speechless-
Itachi: How did you...?
cherubchan: You can't lay a finger on me or the room!I've got the power of fanfiction with me! Bow down to it's total awesome-ness!
Tobi: Okay! –enthusiastically bows-
Deidara: -hits him in the arm- Idiot!
cherubchan: -sweatdrops- I didn't mean it literally, Tobi... -.-"
Kisame: So we can't get out?
cherubchan: Nope!
Itachi: No matter what jutsus we use?
cherubchan: You'd got it!
-Itachi thinks-
Itachi: So why'd you bring us here -/.\-"
cherubchan: Simple, readers read fanfic, post a review, I read review to you all, then you answer questions and obey the instructions.
Deidara: And if we don't... un? o.\)
cherubchan: If you don't...
-ZAP!-
-bowling ball falls to the floor, missing Deidara's head by mere inches-
Deidara: OK! OK! I get the picture, un! T\)
Itachi: So we'll have to do what the reviews say? -/.\-
cherubchan: More or less... If you do, I may let you all out.
Everyone: Yes!
Inner cherubchan: Or not! Hah ha :D
cherubchan: So let's begin! QvQ
A/N
That was the introduction! Now post some reviews so I can write the next chappie!