DFK: Hello, this is just another story I'm goanna write.

Train: That's it?

DFK: Call me out again and I'll have my friend write you in an orgy with Orochimaru, Kisame, Zabuza, Creed, and Sakura. (Notice I listed all guys. HAHAHA)

Train: I'll be good!

Naruto: HAHAHAHAHAHA! WHIPPED!

DFK: Shut it or I'll pair you with Gai, and make you think you're a five your old girl.

Naruto: I don't believe you.

DFK: I'll have Ino braid your hair. Now do the damn disclaimer!

Train/Naruto: Dark Fox King does not own Naruto, the reference from X-men , or Black Cat.

#1: The Black Cat

Today Naruto was on his bed looking at the ceiling, deep in thought. He didn't know what to think anymore. He finally learned why he was hated, the Kyuubi no Kitsune was sealed inside of him.

Was he really a monster?

Did he truly deserve to die?

He was torn from his musings as the world around him started to spin, then he was overtaken by darkness.

Drip
Drip
Drip

Naruto opened his eyes to see he was in a sewer, with knee deep water. He stood up to see a large gate that had a piece of paper with the word seal on it. Behind the gate was Large red eyes. Now, Naruto was definitely not an idiot, his intelligence rivaled his friend Shikamaru. He hid his intelligence because improvement was met with hostility. So naturally he figured it out. Gate + Red eyes + Fucked up area = his mind.

"Look what the cat dragged in." Called Kyuubi.

"Whaddya want Kyuubi?" Naruto asked without the slightest bit of fear.

"We need to talk." Said Kyuubi, causing Naruto to raise an eybrow.

"About?" He asked.

"Well, truth is I had been the Kyuubi for… about a week and a half when I got sealed. Anyway one year before my attack, I was being controlled mind you, I was a human. You see to save my fried Rinslet I took a shot to the heart. After several weeks in purgatory God, or Kami as you call him, showed up and told me the previous Kyuubi stepped down and he wanted me to replace him. My name is Train Heartnet, the Black Cat …" Train then told Naruto about his life.

"Wow, hell I could write a book about your life and make a fortune." Said Naruto.

"Heh heh, glad you liked the story. Look, I never left a legacy but I want to give you something, actually four somethings, first is my partner, Hades." A sphere then flew from the cage, and landed in Naruto's hands. The sphere then morphed into Hades. "Second is the gunblade I created from orichalcum, Akuma no Fangu, the Devil's Fang." (See URL on my main page) A black sphere went to Naruto's hand, forming Akuma no Fangu. "Therd is this." Naruto's chest started glowing. He pulled his collar down to see the roman numeral for thirteen in his chest.

"Your tattoo?" It was more a question than a statement.

"My DNA to be more precise, the tattoo signifies you as the Black Cat. You will gain my strength, agility, and reflexes. You may look like me because you have my DNA." Train explaind.

"Neat." He said

"Lastly all the malnutrition will be corrected. Thus the call for a new wardrobe." A white orb then flew from the cage. As soon as it touched Naruto he was forced out of his mind.

Naruto sat up to see his weapons and new clothes. Black pants and boots, white V-neck shirt that would show his Tattoo, black gloves, and a black leather jacket that stopped at his midriff. (What he wore on the last episode minus the emergence meat patties. Don't ask me why he had those, I don't know.)

He got dressed and looked in the mirror. His eyes were silted like a cat's, his whisker marks were thinner, he had longer spikier hair, still blond, he was almost as tall as Train, he had the build of a swimmer, and had the urge to drink milk.

'Train, this has to be the best day of my life.' He said in his head.

The next day.

"SVEN!" Yelled a purple haired woman.

"Yeah?" asked Sven walking into the room.

"You know how a last year we had a sensor searching the planet for Trains DNA signature?" She asked.

"Yea Rins, we still never found his body. Rest his sole." Rins then turned the monitor to him. "*GASP* That's his DNA, it's active! It's in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle. I'll call Sephiria to see if we can borrow a chopper." He then ran out of the room.

Back in Kinoha

All the Jonnin were gathered for team placements. One Kurenia Yuuhi spoke. "Hokage-sama, though he did defeat a chunnin are you sure?" The Hokage nodded and spoke. "The shadow clone jutsu takes weeks to get the basics of it down; he got it to an impossible level of mastery in three hours. I believe he has been holding back."

Iruka walked into the classroom, quieted the class, looked around the room and asked."Hey, where is Naruto?"

The classroom pink who- I mean bit- I… ya know what, screw it, the pink whore screeched. " What does it matter, that baka didn't pass."

"Actually, Naruto did pass but he had to use the shadow clone because of his emence reserves. Many of you have low to high gennin, Sasuke has low chunnin, Naruto has mid to high ANBU reserves!" Many students gasped while a certain Uchiha was seething in anger.

'How did he get such power, with that power I could kill…him!'

Then someone walked in like he owned the place. All the girls had blushes on their cheeks and hearts in their eyes. They admired his swimmers build, whisker marks…wait, whisker marks?

"Naruto?" Asked Iruka.

"Yeah?" He asked back.

"What happened?" Naruto smirked and answered.

"I had a genjutsu that hid my appearance to prevent me acquiring the attention of the fan girl hoards. " He lied, it was still believable.

"Well take a seat so I can start." Naruto then walked to the only seat that was available, between the Hyuuga twins. (Yes, I made them twins, they're both thirteen. I needed a third member for team 8.) The twins are like night and day. One was soft, gentle, and shy. The other was tough, coarse, and bold. As he approached Hinata thought.

'Naruto-kun is coming this way, what do I do? What if he talks to me? I think I'm going to faint.' And Hanibi thought.

'Maybe if you can show you're stronger than me we can finally be together my Naruto-kun' (Yup, totally just did that.)

"Team 1…" Naruto tuned out so he could talk to Train.

'Dude, you do know that both the Hyuugas' have the hots for you?'

'Is that why according to Kiba that once I come near ether of them they start to smell like honey?' In the cage Trains eyes were wide. He then broke out laughing. 'What? Never mind not, like I care.'

"Team 7, Haruno Sakura, Inuzuka Kiba, and Uchiha Sasuke. Team 8, Aburame Shino, Hyuugas Hinata and Hanibi. Team 9 is still in circulation. Team 10, Yamanaka Ino, Nara Sikamaru, and Akimichi Choji."

"What about Naruto-kun/Uzumaki?" Yelled Hinata and Hanibi, they then the glared at each other.

"Teams 11 and 12 are retired numbers so he will be on team 13 by himself, Naruto you are to report to Lord Hokage." Said Iruka, then before anybody had a chance to ask him any questions he disappeared.

One week later

"Okay we're over the drop zone!" Yelled the pilot. Sven, Rins, Eve, and Sephiria lept from the helicopter. Eve made a giant parachute for everyone. "Oh my god. How did we miss that?" Said Sven seeing a large continent rather than a small island. After some time of traveling they were ambushed by bandits.

Eve looked around to see everyone chained to a wall, and all their weapons were at the other side of the room. She then saw multiple shadows approaching.

"I'm goanna take the blond one. (This is about six years after Edan, so she is therteen.) She looks like a screamer." Just as she was preparing to make a blade out of her hand another shadow appeared. "Who the hell are you?" The shadow pulled out a gun from the looks of it.

"I'm the Black Cat. I'm here to deliver some bad luck."

BANG BANG BANG BANG

Eve and the others that had awoken watched in horror as they thought Train returned to his old ways. The silhouette of the man they thought was Train walked in. Sven then yelled.

"Train, I thought you stopped killing."

The man stepped into the light to revile himself as Naruto.

"Train Heartnet died by being shot in the heart because he was saving a girl named Rinslet. He was given a second stay on earth as the guardian of Kuni no Hi. After he was appointed as Kyuubi he was forced to attack my home village Konohagakure. My father used a forbidden technique to seal him inside me. He gave me his old DNA that way I could carry on his legacy." Naruto then walked over and released them. "From what Train has told me you people mach the descriptions of Sven, his partner. Eve, he keeps referring to you as princess. Sephiria, the leader of the Chronos Numbers. And Rinslet, the annoying purple haired pain in the ass. Nice to meat you all. Come on you people better come with me." Sepheria then spoke.

"No need, we'll call back the chopper."

Naruto held up a hand. "That won't work. The the person that brought you here was in the air right?" He received a nod. "Well then he's dead. If you leave the continent you forget everything. Your mental state degrades to that of an infants. He probably crashed in the water."

"So what your saying is that we're stuck here?" Asked Sven.

"Pretty mutch."

"Well, shit. Whats your name."

Naruto turned to him. "Naruto Uzumaki, Black Cat and shinobi of Konoha."