THE FUN SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't own the fun song, or poto.

This is set when Raoul first comes to the Phantoms layer, at the end of the movie.

Heh heh heh… I assure you… this makes me feel very evil… 0o()

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Raoul Runs in to the Phantoms lair, to find an unmasked phantom and Christine standing there. Unfortunately for Christine, at this point in the movie, both Erik and Raoul have lost their pretty little minds…

Erik: YOU ARE TO LATE!!!!!!! SHE HAS BECOME MINE!!!!! SHE BELONGS TO ME, I HAVE WON!!!!!!!!!!!

Christine: NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Raoul: It's not about winning, it's about fun!

Christine: huh?

Erik: What's that?

Raoul: Fun is when you...fun is...it's like...it's kinda...sorta like a...
What is fun?? (Raoul takes a second to ponder this) HERE...Let me spell it for you!

Raoul:
F is for Friends who do stuff together.
U is for you and me.
N is for anywhere and anytime at all.
Madame Giry, meg, Carlotta, and the managers: (Randomly show up out of no where)Down here in the deep dark cave!

Erik: (Thinks about his own definition of fun and comes up with this: )
F is for Fire that burns down the op-er-a.
U is for URANIUM...BOMBS!
N is for No survivors when you're-

Raoul: (is astonished and slightly scared)
Phantom! Those things aren't what fun is all about!
Now, do it like this, (Sticks out his two arms to make an F shape)
F is for Friends who do stuff to-

Erik: Never! That's completely idiotic!

Raoul: (Gives a wry smile)
Here, Let me help you... (grabs the phantoms arms and sticks them in to various motions for the letters)
F is for friends who do stuff together.
U is for You and me, TRY IT!

Erik: (grins and and starts to jump about)
N is for Anywhere and anytime at all.

Madame Giry, meg, Carlotta, and the managers: Down here in the deep dark cave!

Erik: Wait...I don't understand ...I feel all tingly inside...Should we stop?

Raoul: No! That's how you're supposed to feel!

Christine: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU!?!

Erik: Well I like it! Let's do it again!

Raoul: Okay!

Raoul and Erik: (Holding hands and running through a field of daisys, which is actually a bunch of flower pots)

F is for Frolic through all the flowers.
(Erik: Suddenly comes up with a Ukulele and starts to play it)

U is for Ukulele.
(I don't even need to tell you what the do next…)

N is for Nose picking, chewing gum, and sand licking.
Here with my best buddy.

Erik and Raoul then burst into laughter and walk out leaveing Christine and everyone else down there…)

Madame Giry, meg, Carlotta, and the manegers: Down in the deep dark cave.

Christine: WTF?

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Ha ha ha. Good times good times… lol

So what did ya think?