Pirates and Ninja

(I do not own any of the characters of Naruto or One piece.)

"Naruto, where are you," a white haired man in a strange outfit was yelling in a crowd. This man's name is Jiraya, and he was traveling with a loud, blonde Shinobi of Konohakure, or Konoha the village hidden in the leaves. Shinobi blessed with powers beyond normal. This particular Shinobi is special. He is a container for the Kyuubi Kitsune (nine tailed fox); who is one of the biju (a tailed demon). He was a Jiinjuriki.

Jiraya, one of the legendary three ninja of Konoh, or the Sannin, was training Naruto for three years. This was the end of the second year.

(Naruto's location.)

Naruto, short, spiky blonde head was stuck in a crate. He was clad in an orange outfit, with limited ninja equipment. Naruto was not particularly sure how he got in there. He remembered something about the docks, a large ship, and a large amount of ramen. Naruto was in another situation where his love of ramen took him over, but usually his obsession causes financial situation for him, or whoever was treating. Naruto had already tried to destroy the stupid box, but he was stuck, he could barely move. Physical strength couldn't destroy the stupid thing, and anything else would take more space to do. Naruto was resigned to a long trip.

(Six hours later)

Naruto was sleeping in this cramped box when it was moved violently. Naruto had long since figured out the he was on a ship, the slight rocking was a testament to that. Naruto couldn't think about what was causing the movement, either he was being moved or there was a storm outside. The first was confirmed by a voice.

"Wow, this thing is heavy, this must be a really good haul," The random male voice said triumphantly.

"Don't open it or we will be punished by Mr.5 and Ms.Valentine." another voice came out. It was at this time Naruto's extraordinary luck kicked in. The fool holding him dropped the create and it shattered, revealing the orange ninja.

"what the hell is this guy doing in the create of gold." The man said. This man's out fit was some sort of Pirate outfit.

"I don't know, but we should kill him, a stow away like this, you know how they will react to this. WE will be punished." The other pirate said. If there was one thing that Naruto really hated other the people that betray their friends, it was pirates. Naruto delivered an uppercut to one of the pirates sending him strait through the wood roof of a Pirate ship.

"What the hell," The other guy said right before he was sent rocketing through a wall by a round house kick. Naruto climbed up a latter leading to the deck of the ship. He was in the middle of a ship, nothing too impressive, but it was flying a pirates flag. Naruto was instantly surrounded by what looked like 50 pirates.

"That's the guy," the pirate he sent up here first cried. Naruto wasn't even remotely concerned, he could run circles around pirates no matter the number. Naruto took out a kunai in both his hands. He quickly went to slashing and hacking at the pirates, these guys were all unbelievably weak. By the end of it Naruto was covered in blood, nothing fatal, but he had cut a lot of people, then knocked them unconscious. Naruto put away his kunai, He took a couple of katanas from his attackers. He wasn't a skilled swords man, but he didn't want to waste his kunai on pirates. He was interrupted by an explosion.

"That was a disappointment." A voice said with some scorn, but was surprised to see the figure hadn't even moved.

"Is there a bee somewhere," Naruto said purposely trying to piss the guy off. He took out the kunai again and looked at his attacker. It was a pair, A man in his twenty's, dark skin with similar hair. He was wearing a red trench coat and black pants. The woman, about the same age, light skin, blonde hair, carrying an umbrella. She had an airy look on her face and she was laughing an annoying voice that was driving Naruto insane.

"Your attack seems to be getting weak, Mr. 5," The woman said peppering everything she said with that annoying giggle.

"No, something is off with that guy. Ms. Valentine" Mr.5 said. Before anybody really noticed anything, Naruto disappeared reappeared right before Ms. Valentine sending her flying into one of the masts.

"My god, will you ever shut up," Naruto said rubbing his fist.

"You will pay for the punk, Bomb Boogie" Mr.5 said picking his nose and flicking it at Naruto. When it made impact the booger exploded. Naruto moved a full two inches, and looked like nothing had happened to him.

"That is disgusting you bastard." Naruto said punching him strait into Ms. Valentine. Naruto raised his hands into a cross formation saying "Kage Buunshin no Jutsu (Shadow replication jutsu)" A clone started molding his chakra (energy) into Naruto's hand, creating a mini tornado in a sphere. Naruto slammed it into the ship and cried "Rasengan," The ball of energy into the deck, that made a large crater. This crater was large enough the smash the stupid ship in half, Leaving Naruto standing on the water, and Ms. Valentine holding Mr. 5 floating in the air with her umbrella.

"You brat you destroyed our ship," Ms. Valentine yelled at Naruto.

"Like I care," Naruto yelled back. Naruto ran off in the direction the ship was going in.

'That kid is running on water, that is impossible.' Mr. 5 thought. "how long can you hold us up here, Ms. Valentine?"

"I would guess that we will float to the island we just came from in about an hour," She said.

"Damn," Mr. Five said quietly.

(One day later)

Naruto was running for a full day now, moving faster then most boats. Naruto was getting tired though, and he had to have a steady stream of Chakra to keep him above the water. Naruto had massive chakra reserves, but this was very taxing running on the sea. Naruto was about to consider rest, when he saw land in the distance, maybe twenty miles or so, a distance Naruto could cover in an hour or so. Naruto also noticed that he seemed to be in a dessert island of some kind. This encouraging sight sped Naruto on.

(sixty one minutes later)

Naruto was finally walking on land, but he was really tired, and he was starving.

'When was the last time that I had something to eat,' Naruto thought. Naruto grabbed his wallet to pull out some money for food when he realized, "Damn it some one stole my wallet," Naruto yelled. "And I am so hungry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hmph, Hey kid, come here." A guy with an orange hat, and a bare chest was calling out to Naruto. Naruto walked toward the man.

"Yes," Naruto said kind of rudely.

"Here, I will treat you to lunch," The man said to Naruto, "In exchange for the green necklace,"

"No, never," Naruto said looking at the man with some disgust. "I will never part with this necklace, it is one of the connections with a person that believes in me,"

"Fine, I was just joking kid, here follow me," The guy said.

"Sure, uhm… Sorry I forgot to ask, what is your name?" Naruto asked following the man.

"My name is Ace, yours," Ace said.

"Naruto ," Naruto said "Thank you for treating Ace."

(Thirty minutes later)

Naruto was eating his third plate of food while Ace was sleeping in some curry. Ace had explained his habit of falling asleep in his food and not to worry about it. Naruto was interrupted by a man in a white jacket and some kind of pole weapon on his back. There was a steady stream of smoke coming from this guys mouth. The smoke guy looked at Ace as if he was trying to place him.

"Fire Fist Ace First mate of White Beard Pirates," The smoker said.

"Ah Captain Smoker of the marines," Ace said waking up from his curry. "What do you want."

"well I am going to get you to jail, Pirate." Smoker said. Naruto was shocked, His new companion that offered to treat him to lunch was a Pirate. Naruto hated pirates, but there was nothing bad about Ace as far as he could tell.

"Yeah!" Smoker was yelling, Naruto was lost in his thoughts so he had no idea what was going on, when Naruto heard a loud cry of "MEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAATTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and there was a loud crash and a person sent Smoker and Ace flying through the building, and ordered three of everything on the menu.

"Dude, do you know what you just did," Naruto yelled at the straw hat figure.

The straw hat guy looked at Naruto stuffing his face full of food. Naruto was about to clobber the guy when a cry was heard.

"Straw hat Luffy," the smoking captain yelled.

Luffy looked at captain smoker with a confused expression, then he seemed to realize who it was. He shoved all the food into his mouth. His cheeks expanded as if he was made of rubber, and he started to run away.

"Hey I am not done with you," Naruto said chasing after Luffy.

"Your not getting away from me this time, straw hat." Smoker said chasing after Luffy and Naruto. Smoker was changing into smoke, and he was casing them as fast as the wind.

"Get back here and apologize to that man," Naruto yelled holding a kunai in his hand, both Naruto and Luffy were caught by the smoke. "What the hell is this, a ninjutus," Naruto yelled.

"No, I ate the Moku Moku no Mi (Plume Plume Fruit) one of the devil fruits." Smoker said.

"Devil fruit what is that?" Naruto asked completely oblivious to the fruits he was talking about. Both people were completely stunned at the statement.

"Your joking right," Smoker said. The expression on Naruto's face was answer enough. "The devil fruit is a fruit that gives the person special powers, but is then betrayed by the sea they will no longer be able to swim," Smoker said completely unconcerned about his two targets escaping. "Straw hat Luffy, ate the Gomu Gomu no Mi (Rubber Rubber fruit)

"Okay, so you ate a devil fruit," Naruto said moving his hands into a seal.

"What are you doing," Smoker said wary of Naruto.

"I am getting out of this smoke," Naruto said. He created a single clone, making a Rasengan swirling around in the smoke.

"what the hell," Smoker said being forced around by the powerful current of Chakra, releasing Naruto and Luffy.

"Luffy apologize to Ace," Naruto demanded holding his Rasengan in front of Luffy's face.

"Ace??" Luffy cried as an enormous flame appeared next to Naruto and Luffy.

"Luffy nice to see you," Ace said to Luffy. "Long time no see bro,"

"Bro!!!!!!!!!" a group of six people cried out. This was an extremely odd group of people. There was a blonde haired man in a black suit. Another man, with a ridiculously long nose wearing goggles. A third man with green hair and three katana strapped to his hip. Two women both wearing belly dancer outfits, one with orange hair, the other with blue. Last but not least was a reindeer wearing a red top hat and backpack.

"Naruto, please go with my little brother and make sure that he doesn't die please," Ace asked Naruto. "I will take care of Smoker. After all I ate the Mera Mera no mi (Flare Flare fruit)"

Naruto sighed, "Fine," Naruto did the seal for Kage buunshin again, this time creating 80 clones. He then had them use Henge to change there appearance into Luffy and the groups. So eleven groups of the straw hat pirates and Naruto went streaking away from the fighting devil fruit users.

"Luffy who is the kid," The green haired guy asked. It seemed to Naruto that Luffy was the boss or captain or whatever.

"Uzumaki Naruto, Nice to meet you," Naruto said.

"He was with Ace, when I ran into him." Luffy said. "He is our new Nankama,"

"Hey what the hell is with the Nankama stuff," Naruto yelled at Luffy.

"Yeah, Luffy this kid doesn't look like anything special," The blonde haired man said looking at Naruto's blonde hair.

"Sanji, He just made like 100 clones like us and you say he isn't anything special," Luffy said. Pulling up to the lead.

"I say this again, what the hell is with the Nankama stuff," Naruto yelled pulling ahead of Luffy again.

"Luffy have you even asked him," The blue haired girl asked.

"Not yet, but he will be with us Vivi," Luffy yelled happily.

The group arrived at a ship with a goats head on it, and the main mast had a skull head with a straw hat on it.

"I guess this is your ship," Naruto said. "Well I have no further business with you, so I will say good bye,"

"There they are," a bunch of marines were waving swords at the straw hat crew, and Naruto.

"Oh my god," Naruto said. "Get on to your ship, I will keep them away from you until you leave.

"No, then you will be arrested," The reindeer said, startling Naruto.

'Summoning,' Naruto thought, then it hit him. He bit his thumb swiped it on the other hand and did some hand seals. He slammed his palm against the floor crying "kuchiyose no jutsu," But nothing happened. 'What the hell, I should at least have gotten a tadpole,' Naruto thought. Instead Naruto did a Kage buunshin, creating enough of him to stall the marines for the straw hat crew to escape.

"Naruto, get on before we get too far away," The orange haired woman cried. Naruto looked at her and jumped off the dock onto the water. All of the straw hat crew were looking at Naruto as if they were seeing a miracle. Naruto walked over to the ship, walked up the walls of the ship onto the deck. "I only came onto your ship, because I am starting to get a little tired and I don't want fight an army," Naruto quickly defended.

"How did you do that," the guy with a long nose yell.

"What I can walk on water and walls so what," Naruto asked. A fire ball flew threw the air and landed on the deck of the ship. The fire resolved into Ace.

"Is that enough for you?" Naruto asked.

"Thanks for looking after my little brother," Ace said to Naruto. "And that goes for the rest of you," Ace said to the rest of the crew.

"You should probably stay with us until the marines leave," Ace continued.

"Your right, but I have a thing against pirates," Naruto said unhappily looking at the straw hat crew.

"Well you might have a problem then, because if you keep denying the Marines you will defiantly become one," Sanji said smoking a cigarette.

"Yeah, but the marines will be after you. So won't it be safer for you to stick with more people," The long nosed man said.

"Your right, and I have nothing I can do right now, but I have to get home." Naruto said.

"Why don't you be our Nankama," Luffy asked very loudly.

"No, I won't become a stealing, money hungry pirate," Naruto said dropping the katanas he stole on the deck of their ship.

"What is this for," Zoro asked examining the katana.

"I am a ninja, I don't use Katana, I disarmed some pirates that attacked me. I am far away from home with limited supplies, so I took them because I was desperate." Naruto said. Naruto colaspesd on the deck.

"What's wrong?" The orange hair women asked.

"Food------------," Naruto moaned.

(A/N Okay that is the first chapter of this story. For all of the people that are reading some of my other stories, I am in an incredible writers block, so I had to write another story. )

A/N: I am planning to have Naruto eat a Devil fruit, so I would like some ideas about different fruit powers. One thing, no animals powers please, Kyuubi would take over if he ate the Kitsune Kitsune fruit, and conflict with any other fruit that is animal like

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