Okay so let us begin. Here is the first in a series of ten (duh) short stories/drabbles ranging from one hundred to one thousand words in length. They will be in a variety of styles and range from serious to very not. Very, very not. What they are about should be obvious. If you are still confused I understand they now have medication for people with your condition. I kid. I kid. Seriously though I could see myself continuing any of these (even THAT one) and just might if I get the right kind of response (hint hint). I will list in the final chapter all the different parents although in most cases I suspect it will be obvious. Also if anyone wants to continue any of these feel free, I simply ask that you drop me a line first. Anybody crazy enough to continue some of these little pieces of insanity is someone whose work I want to read. I hope everyone enjoys these and thanks for giving my humble writing a chance. Till next time.
10 Adopted Parents that Tuxedo Kamen Never Had….
1. Never Mess With the Plumber
It had become a familiar pattern by now.
The monster of the week would show up. The Sailor Senshi would arrive and begin to fight it. Inevitably one of the girls would get captured and then….
"Itsa me, Tuxedo Mustache!"
What happened next was often impossible to follow: a jumping blur, airborne fire roses, and a umbrella/cane being wielded with all the force of a mallet. When the cavalcade of violence was over the tuxedo clad figure, wearing his signature T-cap, would do a triple flip into the giant green pipe that always appeared. As the pipe would sink back down into the ground, the young man's now signature "Woo-hoo!" would be heard.
The defeat of the monster had become so inevitable by this point that often times only a few Senshi would arrive on the scene. Everyone agreed they were lucky that Mamoru had been adopted by such outstanding people. He got his fighting and plumbing skills from his dad. His mother gave him his manners and that umbrella. He also certainly knew his way around royalty. Indeed Usagi's only real complaint about the reincarnation of her one true love was how much it tickled when they would kiss…