Reality Vampire TV- Chapter 1- Finding Out

Disclaimer- I don't own twilight or any TV programmes mentioned in this fanfic. I own the random characters added in but otherwise no one and nothing else.

A/N- I am going to do the first show on reality vampire as big brother. With the Cullen's obviously and anyone who wants to suggest a show please leave it in a review or even message me personally so I can do it, but it may take a while.


Emmett POV

"I AM GOING TO KILL YOU EMMETT!" Bella screamed at me as I dashed through the house. "Why on earth did I just get a letter saying I am going to be on Big Brother on vampire TV? I never even watch the channel; it is a bunch of-"

"Bells, look I am sorry but I thought it would be good for you to mingle. I mean you only talk to me and dad." And it was true, I mean me and Charlie isn't that amazing for almost a century of life so she needs to get out and I am going to make her, if she likes it or not. "So I am going with you for comfort and also for extra muscle power to force to talk to someone. You are not going to get voted out because you are the boring loner type. They always go first." She sighed and punched me hard in the arm. "Sis!"

"Fine, I will go on your stupid show. But you promise we stick together, no branching out and leaving each other right?" I nodded and pulled her into an Emmett hug, as she liked to call it. She giggled and patted my back. "You owe me too." And I nodded and released her from my hug, getting ready to race upstairs to pack.

"This is gonna be great! Hey, we might even meet our mates!" she shook her head and laughed.

"Mine probably doesn't even exist." She said in disbelief that she might actually have a mate out there. He could be lurking in the shadows waiting for her. I mean Bella is great, she is musical, artistic, intelligent and beautiful. Although she is my sister I have to admit she makes anyone drool. Eww, that thought needs to go to hell, I can't think of a guy with my sister. I would want to rip his head off if he even glanced at Bella in that way but... I got sidetracked.

When I was in my room I was packing everything that would appeal to the public. So shirts that clung to me to show off my muscles, my jeans and the odd piece of fancy clothing to look sophisticated. If I know the Volturi like I think I do, everyone will have their own room and their own wardrobe.


Bella POV

My god, I am going on television where I am actually allowed. I thought being forever living was a way of me NEVER getting on television and I should have known this would have happened the second the channel went on air. Damn Emmett but as long as he doesn't get evicted before me I will be fine.

I walked into my room and sighed. What to pack? I opened my wardrobe and looked at what I am comfortable in and what looks good on me. These types were so different. I was comfortable in loose fit jeans and a plain tee shirts but it seems that that does nothing for my figure so I turned to the opposite half of my closet.

I pulled out my trunk and matching suitcases since the letter said to bring lots of clothes. The Volturi were flashy and had closets and rooms big enough to home a boarding school and a half full to the brim with children if they tried hard enough.

I decided to split my wardrobe. Three quarters would be the fancy stuff and I would have my guilty pleasure clothes as the rest. I grabbed my comfiest jeans and randomest statement shirts, with a couple of regular shirts. Then there was my fancy stuff.

I picked out my favourite sun dresses and cute dresses that made me look good. There was my bronze coloured one and my favourite dress I had the luck to possess. It was my blue silk pleated fabric dress that is synched in under the breast with a thick silver sequined band. I smiled as I stroked my hand down the front. I loved this dress so much, I was glad to wear this.

Then my casual stuff was tight clothes. I had some short shorts I bought one year and then there were my skirts and stuff. I had more sophisticated stuff now that I was a vamp but I wasn't happy about it. There were some low cut tops and blouses that showed enough of me to lure but not to flash which was the plus side to these clothes.

I stuffed all my shoes into the trunk with other random toiletries and other bits and bobs I made sure I was allowed to take to the house, or castle by the layout map I was given. Damn, we might as well just stay in the Volterra castle itself.

I remember the first time this channel aired...

"My god, can the Volturi get any worse?" I groaned as I saw the countdown had begun for the channel. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Then a big vampire appeared with fangs, so cliché, and it winked on the screen and clicked its fingers to the viewers.

"Good evening ladies and gentleman vampires alike, I am Aro." He introduced as his face appeared on camera. We are so lucky we don't disappear. "Welcome to our own channel. Do not fret; humans cannot watch this without the special code that is known to all leaders of covens. We would like to show you an example of some of the humans shows we will be mimicking in months to come. Right now, we have the classic prank shows as we have the major programmes waiting in the wings." By this point dad and Emmett had appeared on each side of me. I saw Emmett smirk a mischievous smirk and I knew he had a plan.

"Emmett, what are you thinking?" I asked and he shook his head.

"For me to know and you to wait for." And then he skipped out to go hunt was the only thing I could think of. When you are done draining the wildlife of Alaska I am soooo getting it out of you.

I smiled; he never let me know till now. He was a lot of things Emmett but I never had him down as a good secret keeper but yet here I am, only just finding out a week before I would have to go into the house/castle.

I turned to my jewellery and sighed heavily at the big expensive clunky jewel encrusted gifts lay upon my dresser. I knew I would have to take them, to show appreciation to the guard for their generous gifts/bribes. They had always wanted me to join the guard because of my shield but I just wasn't in the mood. Telekinesis also was another power but Aro didn't need to know that. I just settled for my favourite pieces.

There was my classic gold floral shaped necklace with countless diamonds and jewels. It is magnificent and one the more subtle pieces the Volturi will ever give anyone. Then there was the necklace with the huge sapphire diamond right in the centre with dangling diamonds coming off the bottom with a chunky chain with diamonds placed in every couple of centimetres. It was beautiful but to extravagant for me.

Earrings from the Volturi were more subtle since it would look unnatural if we had humongous earrings and our earlobes didn't droop or stretch. I picked up my elegant earrings for parties or events, so I never wore them basically, that had a gold moulding and a pearl centre. They were so beautiful but I did also prefer my blue ones, my blue gemmed clunky earrings. These were the biggest earrings I owned and I loved them. They had diamonds like all the others and were silver. I never wore these but would bring them just in case.

I love the colour blue. It looked good on me as a human and especially now. The pale and rich integrity of the blue looks great against my bleach white skin. With everything packed I made my way downstairs. "Emmett you ready?" I hollered, unnecessary but I did it all the time.

He appeared next to me just in time for the Volturi car to arrive. Here we go purgatory that the whole vampire and magical world can watch. Woo. Hoo.


Emmett POV

YESSSSS! VAMPIRE STARDOM HERE I COME! Maybe I will meet a hot babe. WOO!


Soooo, here it is, my new story with television fame for the vampires and magical world but Emmett doesn't think that far. That means Jacob can watch and so can the pack, not that they will... yet. I split them up slightly cos Bella on her own is no fun because she wouldn't do it and Bella and Edward WILL get together don't worry, cos a certain coven will happen to be there too. ;) Also I am sorry for the length, plus the next chapter should be the same depending on whether I get a writing splurge or something.

Love yas for reading and please review even if you hate it. Reviews make chapters' hehe, bribery!

Chapter 2 coming as soon as

PS- I have my first exam on Friday so please send me good luck through reviews and stuff, its maths and I am supposed to get an A!!!! You don't want me to fail do you? Bribery x 2 :)