A/N It would probably help to know who the characters from each show
(Gundam Wing, Neon Genesis and Lord of the Rings) are if not read any way
you might not fully understand what I'm on…about but you'll get the drift!
Please Review, I don't care if I get flames.
It was a fine and dandy morning at NERV and Shinji Ikari (guy) was arguing with Auska Langley Soryu (girl) over who had the best eva when Rei (girl) interrupted with important news.
"Hey guys! I just heard that there's an angel loose…. Well at least they think it's an angel." Shinji and Auska then ran to their eva's and prepared for battle (dunt, dunt, dunt!) They then began to chase the angel down the streets when they got a message over their intercom thingy (sorry about the technical words) "Hey who are you guys?" asked the voice.
"Who said that?" asked Shinji
"Hi my names Duo Maxwell, I'm the pilot of the Gundam you're chasing!" he replied.
"GUNDAM!" screamed Auska and Shinji as their eva's came to a screaming halt.
"Yeah what did you think it was?" asked Duo. (Guy)
"An angel" replied Auska
"AN ANGEL??!!" said Duo who began to laugh hysterically.
"I don't see how that's funny," said Shinji angrily
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" said Duo recovering from his laughing fit "Who are you guys anyway?"
"I'm Auska and the other pilot is Shinji, we work for NERV"
"Right well you should probably inform 'NERV' that I'm not an (laughs) angel!" suggested Duo.
They then headed back to NERV's base and explained to Rei and the others that it was all a big mistake.
"Gundam hey, never heard of those," said Misato who was to busy eyeing Duo to even take notice of the Gundam
"Well, while you were away a group of nine strange looking men arrived babbling on about some Ring and a Dark Lord and called themselves the fellowship" said Rei looking at Shinji and Auska. (she didn't bother looking at Duo seen as Misato was doing enough of that for the both of them!)
"HERE WE ARE!" screamed Boromir as the 'fellowship' came tumbling (literally) through the open door.
"Okay is it just me or do they look extremely weird?" asked Duo rhetorically.
"Well at least none of us have long nancy style hair" said Pippin. He paused breifly before adding "Sorry Legolas"
"I should think so!" said Legolas flicking a strand of his long blonde hair over his shoulder.
"Uhuh!" said Auska looking at the fellowship as if they'd just come from outta space.
"Well if you need super hero's where the ones to call!" Said Merry as they all took position as if to perform a play.
"Where strong!" said Aragorn
"Where handsome!" said Legolas
"Where short!" said Sam "Well some of us are!"
"Where magical!" said Gandalf
"And obnoxious!" said Gimli
"And well rehearsed!" said Duo trying his hardest not to laugh his head off. At that moment 4 more Gundam pilots called Quarte, Herro, Wufei and Trowa walked in the door.
"Who are these clowns?" asked Herro looking at the battle positioned fellowship.
"Hey I take offence to that!" said Trowa
"Hey take the gate as well!" said Misato before bursting into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
"Well at least she thought it was funny," said Quatre watching as Misato rolled on the ground.
"Hey guys!" said Duo
"Hi!" replied the other Gundam Pilots.
"Who are your friends?" asked Shinji
"That's Herro that's Wufei, that's Trowa and that's Quatre and while they may not look it they are ALL guys" said Duo pointing to each as he went along.
"I have to say I'm glad you cleared that one up!" said Auska.
"Anyways, how exactly did you all get here?" asked Rei
"Well we were sent here because… Well I actually don't know why but we were" said Duo.
"We are here to stop the Dark Lord Sauron from taking over the world with his ring" said Legolas twirling a strand of his hair around his finger.
"How big's his ring?" asked Shinji not really wanting an answer but seen as no one else said anything he thought a response was needed.
"Oh it's only tiny!" said Frodo pulling the golden ring that was on a chain around his neck out from under his shirt and showing the others.
"Oh that ring!" replied the others not in the fellowship.
"Oh you big silly's!" said Gandalf.
"Dude did you just say silly's?" asked Aragorn.
"Yeah! Isn't it just a super word!" replied Gandalf doing a little nancy dance.
"No more South Park for you!" laughed Aragorn watching Gandalf (the gay) pout.
"Right! So how exactly do we get back to were we came?" asked Wufei (aka Wu- Man! LOL)
"Erm, guess we go look for a big sign that says Lost Freaks? Leave them here and we'll get them home!" replied Misato who had only just recovered from laughing at her own joke even though it was really lame. Everyone else just gave her a 'trunks look' (What the…? Look).
"Am I the ONLY one that laughs at my jokes?!" asked Misato angrily.
"Yes!" replied everyone but Misato.
"Grrr!" was Misato's only response.
"They then went out side and stood on the footpath looking around aimlessly.
"Give us a sign!" cried Herro raising his head to the heavens
"How bout slippery when wet?" asked Auska.
"Not quite the sign I was looking for but hey!" replied Herro smirking evilly.
Just then something in the distance could be seen, none of them could quite make out exactly what it was but they all had there own ideas.
"It's and eva!" shouted the eva pilots
"No it's a Gundam!" cried the Gundam boys
"No it's the Dark Lord Sauron!" cried the fellowship
"EVA!!!!"
"GUNDAM!!!!!!"
"DARK LORD!!!"
"EVA"
"GUNDAM"
"DARK LORD"
"Hot air balloon!" laughed a voice from behind them
"AHHH!" screamed Legolas like a girl.
"What its just Harry Potter!" replied Auska
"Yeah but he scares me! He's got that scar and wand and all that magic and an owl I hate owls!" said Legolas leaping into Aragorn's arms for protection.
"GET OFF ME!" screamed Aragorn "NO ONE JUMPS ON THE KING OF MEN!… Well except for maybe Arwen!"
"Well what now?" asked Wufei.
"I dunno Wu-Man, I dunno!" replied Duo sounding a lot like a soap actor.
Will Legolas over come his fear of owls, will Herro shoot Gimli, and will things go back to normal? If you like my fic and want me to continue then PLEASE REVIEW!
It was a fine and dandy morning at NERV and Shinji Ikari (guy) was arguing with Auska Langley Soryu (girl) over who had the best eva when Rei (girl) interrupted with important news.
"Hey guys! I just heard that there's an angel loose…. Well at least they think it's an angel." Shinji and Auska then ran to their eva's and prepared for battle (dunt, dunt, dunt!) They then began to chase the angel down the streets when they got a message over their intercom thingy (sorry about the technical words) "Hey who are you guys?" asked the voice.
"Who said that?" asked Shinji
"Hi my names Duo Maxwell, I'm the pilot of the Gundam you're chasing!" he replied.
"GUNDAM!" screamed Auska and Shinji as their eva's came to a screaming halt.
"Yeah what did you think it was?" asked Duo. (Guy)
"An angel" replied Auska
"AN ANGEL??!!" said Duo who began to laugh hysterically.
"I don't see how that's funny," said Shinji angrily
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry!" said Duo recovering from his laughing fit "Who are you guys anyway?"
"I'm Auska and the other pilot is Shinji, we work for NERV"
"Right well you should probably inform 'NERV' that I'm not an (laughs) angel!" suggested Duo.
They then headed back to NERV's base and explained to Rei and the others that it was all a big mistake.
"Gundam hey, never heard of those," said Misato who was to busy eyeing Duo to even take notice of the Gundam
"Well, while you were away a group of nine strange looking men arrived babbling on about some Ring and a Dark Lord and called themselves the fellowship" said Rei looking at Shinji and Auska. (she didn't bother looking at Duo seen as Misato was doing enough of that for the both of them!)
"HERE WE ARE!" screamed Boromir as the 'fellowship' came tumbling (literally) through the open door.
"Okay is it just me or do they look extremely weird?" asked Duo rhetorically.
"Well at least none of us have long nancy style hair" said Pippin. He paused breifly before adding "Sorry Legolas"
"I should think so!" said Legolas flicking a strand of his long blonde hair over his shoulder.
"Uhuh!" said Auska looking at the fellowship as if they'd just come from outta space.
"Well if you need super hero's where the ones to call!" Said Merry as they all took position as if to perform a play.
"Where strong!" said Aragorn
"Where handsome!" said Legolas
"Where short!" said Sam "Well some of us are!"
"Where magical!" said Gandalf
"And obnoxious!" said Gimli
"And well rehearsed!" said Duo trying his hardest not to laugh his head off. At that moment 4 more Gundam pilots called Quarte, Herro, Wufei and Trowa walked in the door.
"Who are these clowns?" asked Herro looking at the battle positioned fellowship.
"Hey I take offence to that!" said Trowa
"Hey take the gate as well!" said Misato before bursting into a fit of uncontrollable laughter.
"Well at least she thought it was funny," said Quatre watching as Misato rolled on the ground.
"Hey guys!" said Duo
"Hi!" replied the other Gundam Pilots.
"Who are your friends?" asked Shinji
"That's Herro that's Wufei, that's Trowa and that's Quatre and while they may not look it they are ALL guys" said Duo pointing to each as he went along.
"I have to say I'm glad you cleared that one up!" said Auska.
"Anyways, how exactly did you all get here?" asked Rei
"Well we were sent here because… Well I actually don't know why but we were" said Duo.
"We are here to stop the Dark Lord Sauron from taking over the world with his ring" said Legolas twirling a strand of his hair around his finger.
"How big's his ring?" asked Shinji not really wanting an answer but seen as no one else said anything he thought a response was needed.
"Oh it's only tiny!" said Frodo pulling the golden ring that was on a chain around his neck out from under his shirt and showing the others.
"Oh that ring!" replied the others not in the fellowship.
"Oh you big silly's!" said Gandalf.
"Dude did you just say silly's?" asked Aragorn.
"Yeah! Isn't it just a super word!" replied Gandalf doing a little nancy dance.
"No more South Park for you!" laughed Aragorn watching Gandalf (the gay) pout.
"Right! So how exactly do we get back to were we came?" asked Wufei (aka Wu- Man! LOL)
"Erm, guess we go look for a big sign that says Lost Freaks? Leave them here and we'll get them home!" replied Misato who had only just recovered from laughing at her own joke even though it was really lame. Everyone else just gave her a 'trunks look' (What the…? Look).
"Am I the ONLY one that laughs at my jokes?!" asked Misato angrily.
"Yes!" replied everyone but Misato.
"Grrr!" was Misato's only response.
"They then went out side and stood on the footpath looking around aimlessly.
"Give us a sign!" cried Herro raising his head to the heavens
"How bout slippery when wet?" asked Auska.
"Not quite the sign I was looking for but hey!" replied Herro smirking evilly.
Just then something in the distance could be seen, none of them could quite make out exactly what it was but they all had there own ideas.
"It's and eva!" shouted the eva pilots
"No it's a Gundam!" cried the Gundam boys
"No it's the Dark Lord Sauron!" cried the fellowship
"EVA!!!!"
"GUNDAM!!!!!!"
"DARK LORD!!!"
"EVA"
"GUNDAM"
"DARK LORD"
"Hot air balloon!" laughed a voice from behind them
"AHHH!" screamed Legolas like a girl.
"What its just Harry Potter!" replied Auska
"Yeah but he scares me! He's got that scar and wand and all that magic and an owl I hate owls!" said Legolas leaping into Aragorn's arms for protection.
"GET OFF ME!" screamed Aragorn "NO ONE JUMPS ON THE KING OF MEN!… Well except for maybe Arwen!"
"Well what now?" asked Wufei.
"I dunno Wu-Man, I dunno!" replied Duo sounding a lot like a soap actor.
Will Legolas over come his fear of owls, will Herro shoot Gimli, and will things go back to normal? If you like my fic and want me to continue then PLEASE REVIEW!