Okay, so I'm doing the 1000 themes challenge from Mint Pizza Queen, and I am allowed to use oc's yay! There will probably be one popping up in here occasionally.

992. You're In The Army Now

So you're in the army now. That's great! Now forget everything you learned about the enemy. I'm serious. You're part of a special unit now. The enemy we fight isn't anything like the one you learned about. You remember the terrorist attack on Mission city? Yeah it wasn't terrorists, it was robots. No I am not joking, and stop leaning on the yellow Lamborghini, he won't like it you leave a smudge on his paint job.

It's okay, calm down, just relax and breathe. I know the forty foot tall robots are intimidating, but these guys are on our side. They're called autobots. The bad guys are called the decepticons and, oh crud, he fainted…someone call a medic I think he hit his head. That could have gone better.

Ah! You're awake! No, it wasn't a dream. Sorry, I should have prepared you a little better. Now calm down and listen. It all started with this thing called the All Spark…

493. Make Up Your Mind

Sideswipe was standing impatiently next to his brother. They were both in proto-form because somebody couldn't pick and alt mode.

"What was wrong with the last one?" Sideswipe asked Sunstreaker.

"Are you kidding? It was so…so…common." Sunstreaker responded.

"Well let's just use it to get to the base and we can pick a new one later." Sideswipe suggested.

"And be seen in that! No." Sunstreaker shouted.

Ten minutes later.

"Why can't I just pick one?" Sideswipe snapped.

"Your taste sucks." his brother stated with a glare.

Sideswipe threw his servos into the air. "You're too picky! By the time you decide I'll have rusted over!" he exclaimed.

"What's taking you two so long? You should have been at the base over an hour ago." Ratchet said over the comm.

"Sunshine is taking forever picking an alt mode for us." Sideswipe answered.

"Hurry up or I'll reformat you both into vacuum cleaners the next time you're in my med bay." Ratchet growled.

624. Pink

When Ironhide came out of recharge one day the base was silent. That instantly put him on alert. With the twins around it was never silent. Whether Ratchet was chewing them out for being reckless and getting themselves hurt, or Prowl was yelling at them for a prank, or they were just causing chaos, there was always some noise that could be attributed to them. Ironhide left his quarters to investigate. He found himself receiving odd looks from the human personal, finally he looked down at himself. He was covered in pink paint and glitter. "Sunstreaker! Sideswipe! You slaggers! I'll kill you!" Ironhide bellowed in rage.

Outside, the twins had heard Ironhide's yell. Sideswipe winced. "Maybe painting 'hide pink and covering him in glitter wasn't the best idea…" he stated. "Suntreaker gave him a look that clearly said "You think, dumbass?" then they both went spending down the highway away from the base.

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