Feet the Hedgehog is one of the coolest and most attractive pimps in the animal kingdom. He and his friends Tails the Kid and Knuckles the Nigga are doing all sorts of crazy shenanigans until one day the Eggdude started stealing all the world's cocaine so Feet transforms into Balls and jumps on top of Eggguy and rubs his body on Eggperson's hard boiled self. Eggfrick got his white pasty ass out of there to cook the cocaine with milk, eggs, and fossilized platypus feces to create the Cocaine Emeralds. Egghomosapein tries to use them but he didn't use them before Feet could grab them so Feet transformed into Legs and roundhouse kicked Egghuman into the sun.
Until the sequel where he fuses with the sun and kills Feet's girlfriend and/or daughter Toes and then Feet swears revenge on Eggsun. Feet fused the Cocaine Emeralds with the LSD residue in his intestines which he extraced with buttbending. Then he could transform into Legswithacrotch and go into the sun to kill Eggdouchebag from the inside out. Then we run out of funding for a third one to complete the trilogy. 0/10 needs more pissing scenes.
Until the sequel where he fuses with the sun and kills Feet's girlfriend and/or daughter Toes and then Feet swears revenge on Eggsun. Feet fused the Cocaine Emeralds with the LSD residue in his intestines which he extraced with buttbending. Then he could transform into Legswithacrotch and go into the sun to kill Eggdouchebag from the inside out. Then we run out of funding for a third one to complete the trilogy. 0/10 needs more pissing scenes.