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Chapter 1: The First Meeting

DING The lunch bell rang and most of the seniors rushed out of their classrooms to get in line first.

"Ha! Pitiful. Running to get in line like that. You'd think they were serving ambrosia and nectar as opposed to corn dogs and tater tots! Hahahahahaha! Dont you agree, brother?" A handsome young man with short pale blonde hair asked his equally handsome, yet more blond twin.

"I guess."

"Whats the matter with you, Vash?" He asked, making his way to the classroom door.

"Nothing, Knives. I'm just thinking about Mom." Vash said following.

"Why are you wasting your time thinking about Rem? We have parents, all right? Not selfish cops who sacrifice themselves for others." Knives said sneeringly as they entered the cafeteria. "Great! A long line."

"Watch what you say about mom. I might have to hurt you. I'll see you later." Vash said departing from his brother.

"Hurt me?" Knives scoffed, getting in line. "Yeah right, I'll drop you on your head if your'e not careful. LEGATO!! LET ME CUT!" He said shouting towards the front.

A young man with blue hair and gold eyes turned around, staring blankly at Knives. "..."

"So you gonna hook a brotha up or what!?"

"Must you insist upon being so loud? Get up here." He said in an icy tone, as Knives got in front of him to the protest of many people in line. "'Hook a brotha up'?" He asked him.

Knives chuckled and siad "Yeah."

Meanwhile, outside in the school courtyard

"PREACHER MAN! WHEN'D YOU GET BACK!?" Vash yelled across the large courtyard.

"Needle Noggin, why do you have to be so god-damned loud?" Nicholas D. Wolfwood asked him, while standing with his left foot on the wall.

"Hey! Thou shalt not take the name of God in vain, remember? What kind of preacher are you?" Vash asked

"Did I say I was talking about the God, dumbass?" While lighting up a cigarette. "That tastes good."

"Hmm. No, guess not. You shouldn't be smoking on school property, you know?"

Before Wolfwood could say anything, a girl snatched the cigarette out of his mouth and stepped on it.

"You shouldn't be smoking, dear. You know it's bad for the baby." Milly Thompson said, kissing him on the cheek.

"I'm sorry honey." He said, smiling. "Meryl, how are you today? Taking care of my wife?" Wolfwood addressed the short black-haired girl beside Milly. Not seeming interested in what she was about to say, Wolfwood and Milly started flirting with each other.

"You know what they're talking about, Mary, is it?"

"It's Meryl, and yes, I do. They have Child and Human Development together. They were given a fake baby. So whats your name?"

"Wolfwood has Home Ec.!? HAHAHAHA!!" Vash falls to the ground laughing, then gets kicked by a disgruntled Wolfwood.

"Whoops! Sorry, Needle Noggin!"

As Vash got up, Meryl looked at him oddly and said "Your name is Needle Noggin?"

"No, thats what he calls me 'cause I spike my hair. It's down today. The names Vash. Vash Saverem." He said as he started to walk towards the cafeteria.

"Oh. Oh! Your'e Knives's brother?" She said, running to catch up with him.

'She's cute, especially when she runs.' Vash thought while looking at her out of the corner of his eye. "Yeah, how do you know Knives?"

"Are you kidding? Everyone heard about he beat up all of that gang, the Badlanders, all by himself." 'Was he checking me out when I was running?' She thought, half-blushing.

"Oh yeah, poor Dynamite."

"Yeah..."

A moment of hesitation arose between Meryl and Vash. Right as Vash was about to say something, Milly shouted at them.

"WANNA GO OUT WITH US TONIGHT, YOU TWO!?"

Next chapter: Wolfwood and Milly go out, do Vash and Meryl join them? Tune in next week.