Hiccup & Alvin's Rivalry, a how to train your dragon fanfic

Okay does anyone else LOVE Hiccup and Alvin's rivalry? It's like Hiccup has this smart alec side that he keeps hidden until POP and down fall the fangirls. Enjoy *Backs into darkness*

"You know, with this book, your knowledge of dragons and my know large of warfare, we could make quite the team, how does that sound?" Alvin asked, his voice shuddering with a horrible edge like he enjoyed a hearty bowl of broken glass and gravel for breakfast.

Hiccup considered bursting out laughing for a second, but realized that Alvin probably wouldn't see the humor in it so he just smirked "Um...Insane, delusional, demented, stupid." He said listing the adjectives on his fingers.

Alvin growled when he heard this, Stoik's little runt was just like his mother in his opinion, always running her mouth, being sarcastic, making boys drool like dogs, although I doubt guys drool when they see Hiccup most of the time. "Alright then we'll just have to agree to disagree," Alvin said, a horrible smile spreading across his face "You're a smart boy Hiccup, you know I can't let you leave the island…"

"And you're a smart murderous barbarian, you know I have a better plan than this." Hiccup said

"So do I-"

"NOW!"

Hiccup stopped trying to push himself up, it felt like several Gronkles had inexplicably decided to hop onto his back. The Viking in front of him moved aside to reveal a giant guy with a black frizzy beard that Hiccup recognized from his worst nightmares. "Alvin…" Hiccup said quietly, every ounce of blood inside of him heating to a boil.

A couple people (obviously at Alvin's mercy) wheeled away a pretty bad fake Night Fury made from ashes and nails "Amazingly realistic, wouldn't ya say Hiccup?" Alvin asked smiling like some sort of venomous spider with a bug trapped in it's web.

Hiccup saw how rough the outcasts were handling Toothless and was barely able to choke out "Let go of him-" and then looking Alvin in the eye said with confidence "What do you want?"

"I want me own dragon trainer, and from the looks of things, I've got one." Alvin said.

"I am not going to train your dragons." Hiccup said without showing any fear like how his dad taught him.

"Oh I think you will, and once you have, I'll use them to destroy Berk…Take them!" Alvin said.

Okay let's get something straight, I did NOT cry when I saw We are Family pt 1.…I didn't…Okay maybe a little but I mean common, HE JUST WANTED TO FIND TOOTHLESS'S FAMILY! WHY MILDEW? WHY?!