A Day in the Life of Marauders... Or Not.
By: The Waffleshorts
A/N: (This is so you ((and the characters)) don't get confused...cuz we all know mr. black is likely to do just that...)
Sirius Black- Loopy Liverface
Remus Lupin- Pinky Chickenlips
James Potter- Pinky Bubblesniffer
Harry Potter- Loopy Bubblesniffer
Lily Evans- Boobie Picklechunks
Peter Pettigrew- Tulefel Girdlesniffer
Ronald Weasley- Zippy Girdlefanny
Hermione Granger- Loopy Gizzardchunks
Albus Dumbledore- Lumpy Chickenmouth
Minerva McGonagall- Zippy Gigglehiney
Severus Snape- Squeezit Rhinobiscuits
Neville Longbottom- Squeezit Bubblepants
Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort- Pinky Cootienose/ Loopy Bubblenose
Fred Weasley- Crusty Girdlefanny
George Weasley- Goober Girdlefanny
Molly Weasley- Boobie Girdlefanny
Arthur Weasley- Tulefel Girdlefanny
Percy Weasley- Loopy Girdlefanny
Bill Weasley- Boobie Girdlefanny
Charlie Weasley- Poopsie Girdlefanny
Ginny Weasley- Zippy Girdlefanny
Draco Malfoy- Poopsie Applebreath
Lucius Malfoy- Buttercup Applebreath
Narcissa Malfoy- Loopy Applebreath
Bellatrix Lestrange- Boobie Girdlesniffer
Alastor Moody- Poopsie Bubblenose
Rubeus Hagrid- Lumpy Applebuns
Gilderoy Lockhart- Boobie Bubblebutt
Cornileus Fudge- Loopy Chickenpants
Ludo Bagman- Gidget Appletushie
Bartemius Crouch- Loopy Gizzardsprinkles
Igor Karkaroff- Goober Applebutt
Olympe Maxime- Dinky Applelips
Viktor Krum- Flunky Gizzardtushie
Prologue:
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Professor Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, Professor Snape, Fred, George, Molly, Arthur, Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ginny, Barty, Draco, Hagrid, Ex-Professor Lockhart, and Viktor were wandering around the Hogwarts school grounds {a/n: yes, we realize that some of these people are currently not living, but this is our story, not yours and we don't care!!!!} when all of a sudden BAM! Lockhart runs into the Whomping Willow and Ginny (being the 'smart' one) picks a piece of parchement that fell out of it.
"Hey guys! Come look at this!!" she shouted. The whole group, even Snape and Lockhart come to see what it is and everyone sticks their finger on it to see how it feels (cuz its so dang old) and in a bright flash, all of them are gone.
(This is what the bit of old parchment says:
Use the THIRD letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the SECOND letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the FOURTH letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = pickle
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice )
Chapter 1:
Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew and Lily Evans were sitting in Gryffindor Common Room when all of a sudden a bright flash interrupted their conversation about Snivellus (or Severus Snape).
About fifteen or so people (ranging from young to very old...) appeared in the middle of the common room. Four of these people looked vaguely familiar.
"Hey!" Sirius screamed. "You look like him!" He pointed to Harry then to James. "Only, you don't have his eyes...They belong to her." He pointed to Lily.
"Very observant, Sirius, the rest of us already got that." Lupin muttered.
"YOU!" Harry screamed and ran to Pettigrew and started strangling him. That is until Sirius, James, and Remus pulled them apart.
"Well, we must be in another time period because some of you are supposed to be dead, but you aren't. Plus, you look to be about our age. And he's not evil yet-are you?" Hermione said.
"Also very observant." Lupin repeated.
"Show us your arm!" ordered Harry. Pettigrew pulled up his sleeve to reveal...a tattoo that looked like a skull with a snake. "That's the Dark Mark!!!"
"The Whatsit?" asked Sirius. "No, that's a tattoo that he got last week, isn't it Pettigrew? Isn't it? I'm hungry, we'll deal with you later, Pettigrew!"
By: The Waffleshorts
A/N: (This is so you ((and the characters)) don't get confused...cuz we all know mr. black is likely to do just that...)
Sirius Black- Loopy Liverface
Remus Lupin- Pinky Chickenlips
James Potter- Pinky Bubblesniffer
Harry Potter- Loopy Bubblesniffer
Lily Evans- Boobie Picklechunks
Peter Pettigrew- Tulefel Girdlesniffer
Ronald Weasley- Zippy Girdlefanny
Hermione Granger- Loopy Gizzardchunks
Albus Dumbledore- Lumpy Chickenmouth
Minerva McGonagall- Zippy Gigglehiney
Severus Snape- Squeezit Rhinobiscuits
Neville Longbottom- Squeezit Bubblepants
Tom Riddle/Lord Voldemort- Pinky Cootienose/ Loopy Bubblenose
Fred Weasley- Crusty Girdlefanny
George Weasley- Goober Girdlefanny
Molly Weasley- Boobie Girdlefanny
Arthur Weasley- Tulefel Girdlefanny
Percy Weasley- Loopy Girdlefanny
Bill Weasley- Boobie Girdlefanny
Charlie Weasley- Poopsie Girdlefanny
Ginny Weasley- Zippy Girdlefanny
Draco Malfoy- Poopsie Applebreath
Lucius Malfoy- Buttercup Applebreath
Narcissa Malfoy- Loopy Applebreath
Bellatrix Lestrange- Boobie Girdlesniffer
Alastor Moody- Poopsie Bubblenose
Rubeus Hagrid- Lumpy Applebuns
Gilderoy Lockhart- Boobie Bubblebutt
Cornileus Fudge- Loopy Chickenpants
Ludo Bagman- Gidget Appletushie
Bartemius Crouch- Loopy Gizzardsprinkles
Igor Karkaroff- Goober Applebutt
Olympe Maxime- Dinky Applelips
Viktor Krum- Flunky Gizzardtushie
Prologue:
Harry, Hermione, Ron, Professor Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, Professor Snape, Fred, George, Molly, Arthur, Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ginny, Barty, Draco, Hagrid, Ex-Professor Lockhart, and Viktor were wandering around the Hogwarts school grounds {a/n: yes, we realize that some of these people are currently not living, but this is our story, not yours and we don't care!!!!} when all of a sudden BAM! Lockhart runs into the Whomping Willow and Ginny (being the 'smart' one) picks a piece of parchement that fell out of it.
"Hey guys! Come look at this!!" she shouted. The whole group, even Snape and Lockhart come to see what it is and everyone sticks their finger on it to see how it feels (cuz its so dang old) and in a bright flash, all of them are gone.
(This is what the bit of old parchment says:
Use the THIRD letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa
Use the SECOND letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker
Use the FOURTH letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = pickle
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice )
Chapter 1:
Sirius Black, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew and Lily Evans were sitting in Gryffindor Common Room when all of a sudden a bright flash interrupted their conversation about Snivellus (or Severus Snape).
About fifteen or so people (ranging from young to very old...) appeared in the middle of the common room. Four of these people looked vaguely familiar.
"Hey!" Sirius screamed. "You look like him!" He pointed to Harry then to James. "Only, you don't have his eyes...They belong to her." He pointed to Lily.
"Very observant, Sirius, the rest of us already got that." Lupin muttered.
"YOU!" Harry screamed and ran to Pettigrew and started strangling him. That is until Sirius, James, and Remus pulled them apart.
"Well, we must be in another time period because some of you are supposed to be dead, but you aren't. Plus, you look to be about our age. And he's not evil yet-are you?" Hermione said.
"Also very observant." Lupin repeated.
"Show us your arm!" ordered Harry. Pettigrew pulled up his sleeve to reveal...a tattoo that looked like a skull with a snake. "That's the Dark Mark!!!"
"The Whatsit?" asked Sirius. "No, that's a tattoo that he got last week, isn't it Pettigrew? Isn't it? I'm hungry, we'll deal with you later, Pettigrew!"