Me: Hi everybody I want to apologies that I haven't been able to update "We're the same as you" that much because i have so much exams that are coming and I have to study but during 2 straight days of no classes due to typhoon(YAHOOO!) I will proudly present drumroll "Random, Random and more Random FUN!" right Roy-chan?
Roy: Yup ,reading magazine
Me: Roy-chan stop reading and do the disclaimer
Roy: Let Ed do it busy reading porn magazines here ,holds up magazine
Me: Roy do it or I'll tell iza that you're not doing your paperwork.
Roy: Fine already, sheesh, Miracle want you to know that she doesn't own FMA Hiromu Arakawa does
Me: Enjoy!
Chapter 1
Ed vs. Cats
Ed hated cats aside from milk. Oh how he hated those things that drank milk and began purring as if they ruled everything in the universe. Ed wanted to strangle them as if it will help him destroy milk forever, but he didn't because the one and only thing that kept him from doing so was his brother. If his brother and his cat-loving obsession weren't there he would have strangled every single cat insight. One day Ed was walking around the house, Al went to the market to buy food and there wasn't anything to do except sleep but Ed didn't want to sleep so instead he went to the kitchen to find something to drink. When Ed looked inside he kitchen he heard a sound inside thinking Al was back he opened the door and saw a cat. "A CAT! WHAT THE HELL IS IT DOING HERE," thought Ed "AL BROUGHT ANOTHER FUCKING CAT HOME! WHEN HE GETS HOME I'M GONNA TELL HIM NOT DO THIS ANYMORE! IT'S TURNMING INTO A DAMN OBSSESSION!" Ed stared at the cat and the cat stared at him. This tuned into a staring contest with Ed thinking that he could kill the cat by just staring at it. This contest went for a long, long time until Al cam back home. "Brother I'm home!" called out Al to his brother. "Damn it! You just got lucky this time! Next time I swear I'll get you!" thought Ed to the cat. The cat meowed to Ed as if it was saying in your dreams shrimp. Ed looked as if he just heard the cat call him shrimp and then began ranting and screaming about that he wasn't short or that he wasn't a shrimp either. Al looked at Ed as if it was the most natural thing that happened. Somewhere out there Ed or Al didn't know that they were being watched right this very moment by all the cats in the world and laughing about the scene that was happening right now in Ed and Al's house.
Me: Roy-chan told me to tell you all that if you don't make a review for this story he'll get shot by Riza-san so please review!