Scene: Lexie and Mark in his hotel room, making out on his bed. He tries to get to the next base but she pushes him away.
Mark: What's wrong? (goes back in to kiss her)
Lexie: Wait, not tonight.
Mark: Why not?
Lexie: Because you haven't told Derek about us yet.
Mark: (Now mad) Do you remember the promise I made?
Lexie: Listen, if you're not serious about us then just say it?
Mark: Are we serious?
Lexie: I thought we were but you know I guess we're not. See you at work Doctor Sloan.
(Mark lies on the bed bewildered)
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Scene: Mark waiting outside of intern's locker room.
Lexie comes out of the room with a lot of interns including Sadie.
Mark: Can I have a word with you Grey?
Lexie: I was talking to people.
Mark: Please, Doctor Grey.
Lexie: (To Sadie) Tell Yang I'll be back in a couple of minutes.
Mark pulls her into a closet and starts kissing her.
Mark: It's going to be more than a couple of minutes.
Lexie slaps him.
Mark: What did I do?
Lexie: No. No sex until you tell Derek.
Mark: Why do you think I would want to have sex with the girl who broke my penis?
Lexie: Then I guess we both win. I got to go.
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Scene: Mark walking down the hall and sees Callie.
Mark: Callie! A word?
Callie: Yeah of course, why?
Mark: Woman trouble.
Callie: Oh you're over Grey now?
Mark: No, I think I actually might have some type of feelings for her.
Callie: Wow! Hold on to her.
Mark: She's refusing sex until I tell Derek about us.
Callie: She's a smart one isn't she, goes straight to the target area.
Mark: What should I do?
Callie: Don't ask me for romantic advice.
Mark: See you later.
Callie: See you later.
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Mark: Hey Derek.
Derek: I was looking for you I have something to tell you.
Mark: You go first.
Derek: I'm proposing to Meredith.
(Pulls out the ring and shows him)
Mark: Wow! Congrats.
Derek: What was your news?
Mark: Oh it seems silly now. Want to get a drink at Joe's tonight to celebrate?
Derek: Yeah, why not? Just don't let me get too drunk. I have to do something.
Mark: Yeah!
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Scene: Joe's. Lexie's at the counter along with Callie.
Lexie: What's wrong with you?
Callie: I'm lonely. I mean everybody's found somebody but me. I mean even Mark has somebody.
Lexie: I see you look at Sadie.
Callie: Do you think she would even ever feel the same way?
Lexie: I don't know but taking a chance must be better than sitting here alone.
Callie: True Little Grey, so true.
(Mark and Derek walk in)
Lexie: Oh hey.
Derek: Hey Lexie.
Mark: Little Grey.
Lexie: Doctor Sloan.
(Derek looks on, they all sit down for a drink.)
Mark: We've got an announcement.
Lexie: Oh, now?
Mark: (pretending he didn't hear that) Derek's going to pop the question.
Lexie: Oh, oh… I mean congratulations. (gives Derek a hug)
Derek: Thank You.
Mark: I think I'm going to head out.
Callie: Already?
Mark: Yeah.
Callie: Guess it's for the best. (Sees Sadie) I have something to do tonight anyway.
Derek: Meredith?
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Alex walks into the bar. Takes a seat next to Lexie.
Alex: Joe, get her a drink. It looks like she needs it.
Lexie: (Lifts her head up) I've had something to drink. Trust me, Alex, I have.
Alex: I feel that way too. Can I ask you a question?
Lexie: Of course. If you want to talk to a very drunk person.
Alex: I was good in bed right?
Lexie: Very good, almost amazing.
Alex: I thought so. Then why does Izzie have to sleep with a dead guy for?
Lexie: A dead guy really?
Alex: Yeah
Lexie: I don't know. Now can I ask you a question?
Alex: Fair's fair. (Takes a big gulp of his drink). Another one (talking to Joe)
Lexie: If you were dating me or well sleeping with me, you would tell your friends right?
Alex: Well, when we were dating or sleeping with each other everybody knew.
Lexie: Oh yeah, the memories are coming back.
(Both begin to laugh)
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Alex: Who would you rather? Derek or Sloan?
Lexie: I've done one of them and he turned out to be a jerk. So Derek.
Alex: Ask me one.
Lexie: Meredith or Christina?
Alex: MEREDITH! Yang's freaky.
Lexie: You don't even have her as a boss.
Alex: You're pretty.
Lexie: You lied about having one ball.
Alex: Want to go back to my house?
Lexie: Your house is my house.
Alex: I mean to go to the same room, preferably yours.
Lexie: I don't get it.
Alex kisses her and she kisses him back.
Lexie: You drive.
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Next Episode
Scene: Alex lying in bed. Lexie getting her clothes on.
Alex: Seriously?
Lexie: I think so.
(Awkward silence)
Alex: You want to forget this happened?
Lexie: Oh thank God. I mean it was fun but I'm dating someone or at least I thought I was.
Alex: Who? I haven't heard anything.
Lexie: Mark Sloan.
Alex: You're the one you broke his penis?
Lexie: Guilty.
Alex: I think I'm seeing Izzie.
Lexie: You guys are such a good couple… Um, I need coffee. You'll be gone when I come back right?
Alex: Yeah.
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Scene: Lexie walking through the hallway.
Mark: Lexie?
Lexie: Yeah?
Mark: I missed you last night.
Lexie: I did something bad. Do you forgive me?
Mark: Yeah.
Lexie: Do you love me?
Mark: (doesn't say anything)
Lexie: I think we're done. You're obviously embarrassed of me.
Mark: No, it's not like that.
(Lexie walks away)
Mark: LITTLE GREY!
(Nurse gives him a look)
Mark: We have a patient together.
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About a month later
Scene: Lexie throwing up in the bathroom.
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Sadie: I'm starving want something in the cafeteria?
Lexie: Don't even mention food. I'm sick.
Sadie: Stomach?
Lexie: Yeah.
Sadie: God, I hope you're not pregnant.
(Lexie's speechless)
Sadie: Wait you are?
Lexie: No I can't be. Wait I had my period last month?… No. No. No. This isn't happening.
Sadie: You're probably not.
Lexie: God, where is there a pregnancy test?
Sadie: Why don't we just do an ultrasound?
Lexie: Ok.
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Lexie: Am I pregnant?
Sadie: The machine's not even on yet. Calm down.
Lexie: Come on already.
Sadie: It's Mark's right?
(Lexie is silent.)
Sadie: I mean it is Mark's right? I mean if you are pregnant.
Lexie: It may not be.
Sadie: Yeah and it may be Jesus inside there. I mean you haven't slept with anyone else.
Lexie: I slept with Alex.
Sadie: Wow! I thought you were a good girl. Why? How?
Lexie: Alcohol and we had a fling last year so…
(George walks in.) Sadie: You're knocked up.
George: Lexie?
Lexie: George?
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George: Whose is it?
Lexie: Are you jealous?
George: That you're carrying someone else's baby and that you're going to get fat and have to push it out.
Lexie: I guess not.
George: So?
Lexie: Mark Sloan's.
George: I knew something was going on. Are you going to tell him?
Lexie: Or Alex's.
George: Someone's been busy.
Lexie: You're judging me? Seriously?
George: Lexie, don't!
(Lexie walks away)
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(At the Cafeteria table. Izzie, Alex, Christina, George, Sadie, and Meredith)
Meredith: I was working on this patient today. He's twenty three and is going to die of breast cancer.
Alex: Harsh.
Izzie: Did you tell him?
(Lexie walks in and sits down. George is wolfing down a hotdog.)
Lexie: God, can you stop that? I think I'm going to be sick.
Christina: Three, are you seriously giving him an order?
Lexie: Sorry. I'm just not feeling well.
(Sadie whispers to Meredith.)
Sadie: She's knocked up.
Meredith: What? Lex is there a bun in your oven?
Lexie: Sadie! I can't believe you told her. It's my business. I'm sorry I even mentioned it to you.
Meredith: Whose is it? Lexie?
(Alex had a perplexed look on his face.)
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Alex: Is it mine?
Lexie: No. I don't think so.
Alex: You don't think so?
Lexie: How am I supposed to know?
Alex: Are you keeping it?
Lexie: I don't know. Probably not.
Alex: Thank God!
Lexie: What if I did?
Alex: Who'd play father?
Lexie: I don't know. Just don't you dare tell Mark and never mention that we had sex. Never. Never. Never.
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Scene: Lexie knocks on Mark's door.
Mark: Little Grey you woke me up. Come in?
Lexie: I'm pregnant.
Mark: No you're not.
Lexie: Yes I am.
(Shows him the ultrasound.)
Mark: Are you keeping it?
Lexie: I've thought about it and I think so.
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Next Episode:
Mark and Lexie sitting down in his hotel room.
Mark: I'm a dad.
Lexie: I guess so.
Mark: I'm a dad! I'm a dad!
(Kisses her)
Lexie: You're a dad!
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Mark: Hey there !
Derek: Someone's happy.
Mark: I have something to tell you.
Derek: What?
Mark: Sloan entered Little Grey.
Derek: I asked you for one thing and you couldn't even do that.
(They start a fight. Derek knocks Mark to the floor.)
Mark: And she's pregnant with my baby.
Derek: You're going to be a father.
Mark: I know right.
(They hug.)
Derek: Is it serious between you two?
Mark: I think I love her.
Derek: Then congratulations.
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Lexie and Mark are walking down the stairs. He puts his arm around her waist,
Lexie: Are you sure you want to do that?
Mark: You're carrying my baby.
Lexie: Yeah, but if you're not serious then I don't want everybody to know.
Mark: You want to see how serious I am?
Lexie: I don't think you are.
(Mark picks her up. And kisses her.)
Mark: I love this woman! I love Lexie Grey and she's carrying my baby.
Lexie: Put me down.
Mark: I love you.
Lexie: I love you too.
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Random Scene:
Mark:: Did you ever think about aborting him?
Lexie: Yeah, a little bit.
Mark: Why didn't you?
Lexie: Because then I realized that how many chances does a girl get to carry Mark Sloan's baby.
Mark: You know I thought I always used protection.
(Kisses her Stomach).
Mark: Guess I forgot. Best lapse of judgment ever!