TLOZ Truth or Dare
A/N: OMG MY FIRST FAN FIC! Lol, obviously, its a truth or dare, and Imma try 2 make it AFAP! (as funny
as possible) Please review, it would mean the world to me!
Addict: Hola everyone! I am Addict and this is my assistant, Ash. -points to a boy that looks JUST like Ash Ketchum, except hair is light blue and no vest or hat-
Ash:......Hi.....-gives a shy wave-
Addict: -cough pansy cough-
Ash: I HEARD THAT!!!!!!! I AM NOT A PANSY!
Addict: -takes out Big Finish 1,000,000-
Ash: Oh Goddesses.......
Addict: Now, shut up or I'll shoot you with this.
Ash: Yes, Ma'am!
Addict: Good. Anyways, here are some dares.
I dare:
Link to make out with Ganondorf
Tingle to make love to Navi til Navi's pregnant
Toon Link to strip down to boxers
Tetra to make out with Zelda 'o.O
Malon to make out with Romani
D. Link to make out with CD-I Link
Yours deviously,
DevilZelda10
Link: -reads dare- OH HELL NO!
-hangs self- X.X
Addict: -puts fairy over Link-
Link: AWWWWWWW CRAP!!!!!!
Ganon: OH HELL YEAH! -makes out passionately with Link-
Link: Oh......that felt........grea-----I mean,
awkward...........
Addict: Wow...............
Navi: -reads dare- Oh Crap....
Tingle: -also reads dare- OMG! The Goddesses have blessed me!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D -makes love to Navi-
Navi: -takes pregnancy test- I'm....pregnant....
Addict: -checks with awesome pregnancy test checking thingy powers- omg you ARE!
~9 MONTHS L8R~
Doctor: PUSH!!!! PUSH!!!! -baby pops out of Navi-
ITS A BOY! -another baby pops out- AND A GIRL!!!!
Navi: -puts babies in a crib and runs em' to an adoption center and names em Tatl and Tael and runs to studio- Ok, my babies are gone
Addict: O.......K....... -anime sweat drop forms on forehead- onto the next dare!
Toon Link: -reads dare- oh HELL no!
Tetra: What? -also reads Toon Link's dare and squeals then just about faints from excitement-
Toon Link: Fine, but only if Tetra watches me :)
Tetra: Of course I'll watch!!!!!!! :D
Toon Link: -strips down to boxers-
Tetra: -squeals and faints-
Addict: Oh.....My.....goddesses, what fine abs! -drools-
Tetra & Zelda: -reads dare- YAY! -makes out-
Link & T. Link: -T. Link stares at Zelda in envy-
grrrrr.. -Link stares at Tetra in envy- grrrrr..
Addict: Wooowww......Awkward! Anyways, on with the next dare! WOOOOOHOOOOOOO!
Addict: Sorry, Romani and Malon are sick, so they can't do the dare. (
D. Link and CD-I Link: -makes out and pukes-
Midna: Awww thats cruel......I like it!!!!
A/N: Awesome! FYI I am a female, so that explains the Toon Link Dare. :P