WARNINGS:

- MPREG (Male Pregnancy)

- EdWin Fluff

- (Maybe in the near future...) Sexual Scenes (Might be highly unlikely, it depends.)

- Swearing and Cursing (Mainly from Ed's mouth)

- MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS!

- RATED M for MATURE READERS ONLY! I cannot stress this enough. If you are under the age of 16, PLEASE DO NOT READ THIS FAN FICTION!

DISCLAIMERS:

- I DO NOT OWN FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST

- ALL RIGHTS RESERVED TO:

.HIROMU ARAKAWA

.ANIPLEX

.BONES

.FUNiMATION

.SQUARE ENIX

.And any OTHER producers for the anime.

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Fullmetal Alchemist - Alchemy's Wonders - Volume One

Summary:

'He stared into the endless view. His eyes were welled up with tears, streaking his face with the hot salty water. He stared back at himself, hands placed on his stomach and looking frightened. Larger, did his stomach seem, near where the abdomen was. He began to slowly slide to the ground, cursing himself mentally for the reasons of being an Alchemist. "How can this happen to me? I...I...just don't get it..." And as he fell to his knees, his left hand smeared the reflective material known as glass. The tears made him blinded to anything but himself. It was well known that males were unable to give birth to children.

That was...

Until now, when he was tested positive for pregnancy.'

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---Chapter One - 'An Alchemical Mistake'---

Edward Elric grinned as he sat in a wooden chair outside of Nelly's house, an olf childhood friend of the Elric brothers and Winry Rockbell. He placed his right arm on one side of the wooden table and watched his opponent. Ed was known for his great alchemical abilities, as well for his title, thanks to the automail Winry had made to fit him, he was known as the "Fullmetal" Alchemist. Edward wasn't proud to be a dog of the military, but he was willing to do anything to get Al's body back. And though that time had already come, for Al was human once again, he remained in the military, so if chaos was in order near his friends, family, and/or hometown, he would be ready to bounce into action.

But right now, Edward had other things placed in his mind. Nelly, their good friend from their childhood, had recently gotten into a relationship with a boy named Jordan. She was quite happy, because now, after so long, she got to get out and do things with her new boyfriend. They met near the edge of the small town, Jordan had just recently arrived in Resembool. Jordan was trying to run away from his home for he had done something that was apparently bad in everyone's, but his own, eyes. But now, this traveller, now a permanent resident until further notice, sat across Edward.

"So, Jordan... You ready?" The blonde Alchemist smirked. He was sure that Winry had did his automail much more efficiently and with more care, too. Though Winry loved automail, she adored Ed the most. To her, Ed was Winry's dream guy, only to be sent from Heaven itself. She would have dreams about him and her, some of them more adult-like than others. But what Winry wanted the most, was for Ed to stay here with her.

And she was about to get that wish.

Edward clasped his hand to Jordan's right arm automail. Alphonse stood to the side and began to countdown. Edward and Jordan were having an arm-wrestling match between their automails. Alphonse set his hand on theirs and spoke loudly and clearly.

"Five!" He begun.

"Four!"

"Three!"

"Two!"

Lastly, Al hesitated a moment longer, and finally shout out, "ONE!" And removed his hand from theirs, and both Jordan and Edward forcefully pushed on each other's hands. They both pushed, but Ed was being sneaky by making Jordan fully believe he was gonna win. When the time was right, Ed would finally show off the true brute strength of Winry's love for him. Right now, Edward faked struggle. Al leaned to Winry and said, "Do you think he's faking it?" Al asked.

"You know he is. He's only trying to get Jordan to put full power and strength into getting him down." Around two inches from the table, Ed stopped faking and smirked. His arm pushed Jordan back and he used full force to...

--- SNAAAAAP! CRAKK! CRIKK CRIIK! ---

Ed had completely torn off Jordan's automail and it was now dangling from his own automail's hand. "Oh, uhh...whoops. Eheheh..." Ed said, using his other hand, his left hand, to rub the back of his head. "My bad." He said shortly afterward with a sweat drop. Winry looked terrified.

"MY AUTOMAIL!" The auto mechanic screamed, running to Ed and ripping the automail from his hands. "What did you do!" She whimpered.

"I...I didn't mean to do it, really! I'll fix it!" Edward said defensively.

"Wh-what? You'll...fix it? Really?" He smiled slightly.

"Yeah, just watch!" He grinned wider and held out his hand for her to hand the arm over. "Alright, Jordan, hold this as align as you can to what is left of your arm."

Jordan blinked and nodded shortly. "Uh...sure." He used his left hand to hold the arm in place as Ed clapped his hands and hovered them above the arm. "Whoa..." Jordan said in awe. Edward grinned, as the metal fused all together. As he finished, a sudden sharp pain in his right shoulder made him cringe and then, suddenly, an explosion took place right at his hands, in which knocked Ed many yards away.

"AAAAAAAAAAGH!" He screamed. He flew into a small area dug into the hills, currently suffering a large amount of pain inflected by the fall. The crash knocked Ed out, making him lie there for several minutes, not moving except for the few breaths he took.

Alphonse, Winry, Pinako, Nelly, and Jordan all yelled out one thing, "EDWARD!" Winry and Alphonse ran like crazy to the crash landing, in which, Ed was still lying unconscious. Winry and Alphonse took Ed home.

"We'll see you later, Granny." Winry told Pinako. She nodded, puffing on her pipe.

"Get him home safe, kiddo. Y'hear?" Pinako replied. Winry and Al both nodded and they set off for Winry and Pinako's home.

---Two and a half weeks later---

"Uuuuughh..." Edward groaned. Looking down at his stomach, he just couldn't get the idea out of his head that he was gaining weight. Walking into the living room, Edward chose that he was too tired to stand and collapsed onto the couch. "Agh...my stomach is in soooo much pain..." He groaned again.

"You know, Ed," Winry came walking in, "You're complaining more than a pregnant woman!" She snickered. That just sounded funny to her. Edward frowned.

"What if..." Edward began, "That incident a few weeks ago was an alchemical backlash? I could very well be pregnant!" He said nervously. Winry's laughter seized.

"Don't tell me that you think you're actually pregnant?" Winry asked. Ed just simply nodded and set a hand on his currently growing stomach. Yes, his stomach had to have been double the size since the last time he had looked himself in the mirror. Winry just looked dumbfounded. She sighed and spoke up, breaking the silence that had fallen upon the two teens.

Right now, Edward was only 15 years old. Winry was the same age, while Alphonse was 14. "Edward, if you're really that afraid, then why don't we take you to a doctor to get a pregnancy test done on you?" She suggested. Edward smiled.

"I might hate the doctors, but I'd rather know the truth if I'm gonna be a mom or not...heh, mom..." Edward laughed slightly, thinking the fact that he was a male with a kid growing inside of him. Standing up, weakly, he gripped Winry's shoulder. "Uh...you may need to help me to the doctor's. My legs are saying no to walking and yes to sleeping." He said. Winry rolled her eyes and nodded.

"Let's go, then." She said. With that the two teens left a note for Pinako and Al, and left to the hospital in Risembool.

---Later that Night---

Alphonse and Pinako returned home a few hours later, and Ed and Winry were still gone. Pinako read the note left by Winry, and sighed. "Looks like Winry dragged your brother to the doctor's to get a physical. But what for, do you know, by any chance, Al?" Al turned to Pinako after setting two fully-packed brown paper bags.

"No, Auntie, he never told me anything." Al said, shaking his head. "Sorry."

"No, no...it's quite alright, kiddo. We'll just ask them when they get back." She replied. "Anyways, let's put the groceries away. Then why don't you help me with some automail requests?" She suggested.

"Okay!" Al said cheerfully. "Though..." He started again, "I really do hope brother's all right..." He said, making a face of worry. Pinako patted him on the back and gave him a smile.

"Don't fret on it. He'll be fine.. He's a strong boy, even IF he doesn't drink his milk."

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Author's Note: Well, it's been a while since I've been on FanFiction dot Net, and so, I've decided to fix up a new story. What you have just read is a first chapter of my newest creation: Alchemy's Wonders. I hope you enjoyed it. Yes, it's an MPreg (Male Pregnancy) and an EdWin fic all in one. More to come soon, just after I decide I've got enough reviews. I go by how many reviews I get and how many at one time period.

Also, some news:

I'm deleting ALL the other stories I've written. I've gone and crashed my comp, losing all the files, and trying to remember what the last chapter you were writing had written in it is quite hard to do with the horrible memory I have.

Lastly, I'd like to recommend something from my Anime Music Videos that I've made: "Nothing I Won't Give" by Vic Mignogna.

Link (Take all 's out of the link itself): By: Demon!Ed Studios

(Formerly known as "Alchemy Otaku Productions". However, we had a slight name change due to certain unrelativities. -sweat drop-)

Made on: 25, May. 06

Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist (Hagane no Renkin Jutsushi)

Genre: Action

Episodes: Varies quickly. Watch carefully to figure it out.

Song Title: "Nothing I Won't Give"

Song Artist: Vic Mignogna (Vic Mihn-yahn-nuh)

That's it about that. Made by me. Please rate it and tell me what you think by commenting it! OwO Thanks!