Well... This is weird.. I helped a friend write a NaruSasu/SasuNaru story a while ago and one of the characters (An OC) stuck in my head for ages since.
This story is his life before the friend written story.
"fhhghdfhrifn" -- Speech
'fhhghdfhrifn' -- Thoughts and References.
Dear Dosu Diary,
I'm going to a different college later today, kinda hoping to make some more friends, maybe I'll find a new flat too. My three flat mates at the moment, they are way too messy. I mean, I clean all day and it still looks disgusting when I'm done. That stereotypical view that makes people believe gays are clean, it's crap.
Seriously, Itachi, the fucker, stole my spoon from my mouth to mix his stupid green herbal tea. My mouth! And that stuff still tastes like shit, no matter what spoon you use.
Well at least Sasori is cooler now, he has a pretty nice boyfriend too. This week's one is called Kankuro. At least this one looks like a dude. the last one was some guy called Neji. Let's just say that he did the 'just shagged' look no favors what so ever.
I know, little diary, that not everyone can be as God damn sexy as me. I mean, I make the 'just shagged' look work. I made it what it is! Without me, it'd still be a 'phase'. *Excuse me, Big ego coming through*
Anyway, gotta go.. Past-my-bedtime-Snackage!. Ai, Dosu.
As Dosu opened the fridge door, a cheesecake, belonging to Deidara, flung itself at him.. Failed and landed on the floor.
"Shite. Haa Dude Gross. Five second rule!!" He bent down to scoop it back up whispering "Five second rule" over and over like a madman when Kankuro, Sasori's latest 'Squeeze' sauntered into the kitchen in just his underwear.
'Thank dear old Hades this guys a boxer man, Woah! Morning wood... Eww. Appetite, lost'
As usual Dosu kept quiet around this guy, they all didn't seem to last long anyway.
"You dropped it too? Hey, Dosu isn't it," Dosu just nodded, "Five second rule ya know."
Kankuro scooped the rest from the floor and spread it on top, smoothing it over making it look as good as new.
"I can't wait til Dei eats this cake, I'm going to laugh so hard."
"Me too Dosu. Me too."
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The time for college came around pretty quick and being new friends and all, Dosu had somehow managed to hitch a lift with Kankuro, who, conveniently, goes to the same college with his brother and sister.
"Dude, get in, I have to pick Gaara and Temari up too!"
Dosu scrambled into the back seat and tied his illuminous laces up on his black converse, making general conversation.
Not too long after, Kankuro pulled up outside what Dosu assumed was his house and blared his horn, loud enough to make the neighbors dodgy-looking curtains to twitch. Dosu, being the cocky-I'm-not-gonna-take-no-shit-from-nobody- kinda guy he is, just waved and stuck his pierced tongue out for all to see.
Kankuro started laughing and by the time Temari and Gaara got to the car, he was in hysterics. Gaara sat in the back and glared his signature Talk-to-me-I'll-burn-holes-in-your-face look. Which Dosu gave back, just as perfected. Then, he smiled and stuck his hand out for Gaara,
"Hey man, Nice hair, I'm Dosu. You are?"
"Dosu," Gaara spoke slowly, as if he wasn't sure how to whilst tasting Dosu's name on his tongue, He didn't like it much.
"None of your business." Kankuro and Temari rolled their eyes as Gaara turned to look out of the window, usual Emo-Gaara behaviour.
What happened next, no-one expected.
A/N: so how was it?? Good, Bad, NEVER-POST-AGAIN!!-Kinda bad?..
Reviews-ies please!!!