I bring you The Office! Skins edition. I hope this is easy to understand the format is different and not very long. Give it a try and let me know what you think. :)

Monday

8:26 AM

Dunder Mifflin paper Inc. Scranton branch

We now enter an office.

Not just any office.

This workplace is for the employees of the Dunder Mifflin Company.

A paper company.

The employees must deal with the everyday office life of selling paper in a fast growing paperless world.

Here we meet them and learn their stories.

On the other end of the camera sits the boss of this branch.

James Cook

Uh yeah, I think people do respect me here ya know? I try to throw the best parties. Sure sometimes they end up in a fire or alcohol poisoning but you gotta work with what cha got right?

We are like family here. Always have each others backs. Even if sometimes you call them in the middle of the night because you think someone has broken into your apartment, and then they don't come to help you. In my defense I had no idea that the neighbors cat could fit through my window. The police was not very happy about that.

What is our company about?

That's an easy question! Its not about the money or the benefits. It's about the pride you get when you wake up and say "Today I get to sell some paper" and knowing that not a lot of people get to do that. That's what keeps me going.

We now move to the sales department. This are the employees that bring the company profits, and deal with tough clients.

Naomi Campbell

Yes, that is my real name. I guess my parents had a sense of humor when they were younger. And no, being here is definitely about the money. What is my job here?

Well let's see.

She starts to count on her fingers as she speaks.

One, I call clients and renew their contracts.

Umm, I meet clients and open a new contract.

I often talk about what kind of paper they would like.

But most of the time I like to get to know my coworkers.

An employee from the UPS Company walks in and carries with him a package.

He speaks to the receptionist.

Emily Fitch

I mostly just answer phones. Sometimes Cook asks me to do other things. Like write on the post-it notes, or bring him orange juice… put a movie on for him….teach him power point… um help him when he gets stuck under the desk…

"Mandy you have a package" says Emily from her desk at the front.

Mandy gets up and walks up to the desk; she signs the paper and takes the package.

She goes back to her desk and starts opening the package.

"Oh come on!" she shouts while looking into the box. "Really?! You did this again?" she asks Naomi who sits to her right.

"Did what? I have no idea what you are talking about Mandy" She looks into the camera with a smirk on her face.

"You sent me a bedazzled stapler, again!" she takes out the stapler and its covered in jewels, all pink and red.

The employees around her laugh.

"Yes Mandy, on Friday night I snuck into the office using the keys that I had taken from the security guard, in a very James bond way may I add, stole your stapler, bedazzled it with the bedazzle machine that I bought while watching late night TV, then put it in a box and sent it to you. That is exactly what happened" she says in a very sarcastic tone.

Yup that is exactly what I did.

She tells the camera with a smile on her face.

"Cook! Cook!" shouts Mandy

Cook walks out of his office and walks towards their desk

"What seems to be the problem amigos?"

"Naomi bedazzled my stapler…again! This is the third time she's done it"

"Whoa there, you can not accuse me of a crime that I did not commit, do I need to get my lawyer in here?!"

Emily laughs and Naomi gives her a smile and a wink.

We now ask Mandy what her position in the company is

In case of the presidents death the vice president steps up. If anything were to happen to Cook… Naomi would probably be the vice president who steps up… but if she happened to disappear then it would be me who steps up as manager… that or they interview someone else…

In the conference room the employees listen to Freddie Maclaire who works in the Human Resources department.

"The complaints that we have received include sexual innuendos towards the women of this office… um… someone …uh… wrote a comedy sketch about how women need to use their…um …goods… to succeed in life" he said while looking at his notes.

Cook spoke up from where he was seating in the front row.

"Okay, but in my defense, that is something that I saw on the comedy channel. How is it that people laugh on it but when I do it, it goes under sexism?"

All the employees stared at him, Emily looks at Naomi and they both smile.

"OK well… moving on.."

Freddie was interrupted by a tall woman entering the conference room.

Freddie Maclair

Its very difficult working in this….environment… Cook is always goofing around. He doesn't really take work very seriously; he has a thing for Effy. She's our boss works in corporate. Very powerful, very beautiful, very single… um I mostly do HR things. So file complaints against cook… and..um.. yeah that's mostly it.

"Hello everyone, good afternoon" Effy spoke to all the employees

"Hello" was the mumbled reply

"Josh" She spoke again but no only to the employee sat in the second row

"Elizabeth" he replied

"Right, um cook may I speak to you in your office please?"

"Sure thing baby doll…Effy" he changed her name after she gave him a look.

They both moved to cooks office, the camera hears their conversation from outside the window.

"Thank you for getting me out of there, I was so bored from that presentation I almost threw up"

"Yeah, that's what I wanted to speak to you about. Cook that presentation was aimed at you, we have been getting many complaints and it just seemed easier to do it and since we didn't want to make you feel uncomfortable we just decided to get everyone involved."

"Okay I understand that my comedy routine isn't always the best"

"You tried to play with the breasts of an employee while she was breast feeding"

"Yes but see you don't do that in public, you're just asking for your breasts to be made fun of, they were funny looking breasts in my defense"

"Look this is a waste of time, just promise me you'll cool it down, sign this sheet and then we will move on"

She hands him a sheet, Cook reads it and he signs it.

The employees are all back in their desks as they come out.

Josh, another employee from sales is on his way to his desk when they all meet in front of Cooks office.

"Josh" Effy gives him a look.

"Effy.." he says and then takes a sip from his mug.

The room becomes awkward.

Naomi looks at Emily and they both smile in a weird "what is going on?" look.

"Right… well im off, have a great week everyone"

The employees mumble their reply as Effy leaves the office.

Josh

Yeah I think she might have a thing for me. We hooked up once but no one knows.

And no one will know, right?

He looks at the camera with a worried look.

"Okay well I hope everyone learned a lesson today. No more sexual jokes okay? Keep it down low. Don't mention the boobies, or think about the boobies."

Cook goes back to his office.

Emily

Yeah I would say this is a very peculiar place. It a job for me, not really a career, while I save money to move onto greater things. I have a passion for photography and I hope to make it more than just a hobbie for now.

Naomi

Oh yes! Ive seen her pictures. They are very good, top quality work you know? She could really do something.

She says to the camera with a smile on her face.

Emily

She really said that? Yeah I mean I think im good, but someone else thinking im good is always great.

Emily sits at her desk and while Naomi works on her computer she looks to her and smiles. When she notices the camera is looking at her she quickly answers a call, but still has a smile on her face.

Cook

We are all one big family here. We treat each other with respect. Sometimes people cant take a joke but we move on. We take care of each other. The practical jokers and the best friends. We have the hard working sales team.

Naomi is the hard worker.

Mandy is the person who you would not leave your children with.

Heidi is not good in the mornings

Josh is the pretty boy

Amy is the towns clown

We have JJ the mathematical genius in accounting

He works with panda who would be the towns clown best friend

Kristina who puts up with those two

We have the warehouse crew who are the ones you have to watch out for.

So yes we are a family, I am the king of this family, and I would use my power to cut off Freddie's head. I don't have the power to do that but if I did that would be the first thing to do. Oh and we have that new temp, Jake.

It's a good day when you get a visit from corporate.

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have a great day!

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