Tales of insomnia
3:45 AM
The Oak residence
Gary Oak at twenty five would not imagine his life as to where it is right now. Insomnia crept up on him like a ninja. Sounds of breathing and snoring could be heard all over the house, as Leaf insisted on keeping the pokemon inside the house or in the backyard. His Blastoise still had water leaking from it's pipes, making a tapping rhythm on the creaking floorboards of the house.
Drip. Plop. Drip. Plop. Drip. Plop.
Gary sighed and rubbed his red and dried out eyes, then looked at his wife. Sleeping silently with the inhales and exhales of breathing, all in which she was doing as she clung onto her husband's arm.
Drip. Plop. Drip. Plop. Drip. Plop.
Gary whispering to himself: How the hell did I get in such a fucked up life with you Leaf?
Of course, the name Oldrival did not come to existence by anyone, Dawn Berlitz, top coordinator of Sinnoh, made it up in highschool as she made shipping names for all her names. Poke, Ikari, Kalos, Shootsdown, and the rest of them, were made by her.
Leaf: Hmm... I will take the muffin with the banana on top of the Aipom .
Now this caught Gary's attention. Gary rose an eyebrow and stared at the woman, smiling, no, smirking while her dreams were put into dialogue for everyone to hear. Gary had no idea that his woman talked in her sleep, and Arceus knows the amount of times Gary watches Leaf while she sleeps.
Leaf: What? The Happy Meal does not come with a master ball? Where is that damn clown so I can knock the shit out of him?! Excuse me but...Red!?
Wait what?
Leaf: I though we broke up years ago...You are still into me?! This is what you get for listening to that damn Paramore song...
Gary's thoughts: WHAT? WHAT THE FUCK IS RED DOING IN LEAF'S DREAM! STICK YOUR DICK UP YELLOWS!
Gary: Say no Leaf, say no!
Leaf:Wait, why are you working in McDonalds...Oh wait, this isn't Mcdonalds?...Oh, in that case I will have- Wait a minute! Stop avoiding the topic!...Oh, so I am dreaming? So this is Inception?...ARCEUS! Oh my Arceus, what are you doing in my dream!
Gary: Wait, Arceus?
Leaf:...No! No! Stop it! I do not want PICKLES! Arceus is working at McDonalds- Er, whatever this fast food place is May, bring the girls down here immediately!...You're having sex with Drew? Aw, fine. I will take pictures...
Sometimes, Gary cannot tell whether or not Leaf is just talking while pretending to sleep, or she is really talking in her sleep. But wait...It hit Gary. Oh, he was going to have some fun.
Gary:Leaf...This is Gary, can you hear me?
Leaf:...Poop.
Gary:Is that a yes or a no?
Leaf:...Maybe..
Gary: Fine. What is your favorite color?
Leaf:...Don't be a dumbass Gary...
Gary:...What is your obsession?
Leaf:...You...And Cream Puffs.
Aw! How cute! Gary's grin grew even wider.
Gary: Who is better at battling, me, or Ash?
Leaf:...Me.
Gary: Who do you think would win at an eating contest, May or Ash?
Leaf:...May's Munchlax...
Gary: Do you want to build a snowman?
Leaf: Only if you're there you dumb ass.
Wait what?
Leaf's eyes shot open and she said,
Leaf: BOO LAA LAA!
And Gary jumped in terror, causing a girly squeal, and landed on his ass on the cold hard ground. Leaf sat up and laughed hard, banging her fists and feet against the bed and waking up the rest of their pokemon up from slumber.
Leaf:You actually thought that I talk in my sleep? Hell, only Cilan and Drew do that!
Gary:Ugh, annoying woman...
Leaf kissed Gary on the cheek.
Leaf:Aw, you haven't called me that in ages!
Gary: Go to bed Leaf.
Gary said as he got up and walked towards the kitchen.
Leaf:Aw, where are you going?
Gary: Filing for a divorce.
Leaf: Ok! Just as long as I get a Master Ball with my Happy Meal!
Next One Shot: Love at first sight.