A Day with Jack

Damon looked at Stefan then to the strange looking man that was on his couch, then back up at Stefan. It hasn't been ten seconds without something weird happening. Well at least Katherine wasn't in on it.

"Who's the wet rat?" Damon asked, eyeing the guy

The man was layed out on the red couch with his legs spread apart. The man smelled to high heaven, his long black hair looked as if it never been combed in years, he's clothes were wet and dirty, and he had hobo written all over him. Damon cupped his hand over his nose and wrinkled his face with disgust.

"I wouldn't even eat that and I'm not that picky."

Stefan glared at him and stated, "He's not food. I found him in the river…"

"You should have left him to the fishes Stefan. What are you trying to be? Mother Teresa?" Damon walked over to the man and kicked the couch's leg, "You should have left him to the police…or drowned him"

Stefan went to Damon and pushed him, attempting to stop the couch abuse,

"He's hurt."

Damon placed his hand up before Stefan could get another word out,

"We already had problems with the fucking bird, now you bring a human that reeks of booze and haven't showered in years…"

The man's head shot up, "Hey! I take offense to that…"

Then he fell back on the couch and Damon threw his arms in the air. He shook his head in disbelief as the man tried to push himself off the couch…but fail miserably and fell head first onto the carpeted floor. Stefan slapped his forehead before running and helping the man up. Watching his brother Damon folded his arms over his black t-shirt and shook his head.

"We're not a nursery."

Stefan picked him up and dusted off some of the dirt, which ended up on the floor. The man gave a smile towards Damon but Damon growled at the gesture. The man's eyes widen and said under his breath,

"So much for warm greeting mate." He wiped his hand on the side of his jacket and stuck his hand out towards Stefan, "The name's Jack Sparrow. Now that we got this across where the hell are we?"

"Call Bonnie to send his ass back from where he came from because he sure as hell not from here, not even this time!" Shouted Damon

Jack plopped back onto the couch and scratched his head,

"Bonnie huh? Bout time I meet a lass that doesn't widen her eyes when she's angry or when she's plotting." Jack stated before looking around and noticed that…, "Where's the boozes?"

Damon twitched while Stefan tried to hold back his laughter. Not many people compared Damon to a girl and lived to tell about it but who ever this Jack guy is, he was his new hero.

Thanks for reading. I always wanted to do a story with Jack and the Salvatores together. Thanks for reading. Peace, love, and booze! Oh and Damon versus the bird will be posted up soon.