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Telling Tales

"Oi! You." Rory sounded pissed. He was never pissed. He thrust a notebook at her. "Is this yours?"

Mels looked uncharacteristically nervous. "Hey, yeah, it is. I'm glad you found it! You didn't…read it…did you?"

"It fell open. I saw my name in there. You wrote that?"

"No, somebody gave it to me."

"Someone gave you that…made-up crappy story? About me and …Jeff k-k-" He was unable to say 'kissing.'

Mels nodded, starting to smirk.

"Don't you realize Amy could have seen that?"

"Uh, Rory? Bad news: she's already read it. Worse news: she wrote it."

Rory buried his face in his hands. "Oh, god."


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