Cool Off
AngolMoaChan
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"Senpaiii…." A voice groaned, and Deidara twitched. The two missing-nin were sitting outside of the Akatsuki hideout, cleaning.
Yes, cleaning. Sir Leader, as much as Deidara respected him, seemed to enjoy making S-class criminals do menial chores.
And that was why Deidara and Tobi were stuck raking leaves, because kami knows that the trees near the hideout were fucking mimosa trees that shed their leaves in the fucking summer. He sighed. Curse words were taking a habit of implanting themselves in his sentences, thanks to Hidan…Deidara swatted at a mosquito and asked in exasperation, "What, Tobi?"
"…It's hooottt…" he groaned. Tobi's customary swirl mask was up on his forehead (that thing must have been rather stifling, Deidara assumed), and he was fanning himself, sweat dripping down his heavily scarred upper half, "It's much hotter here than it ever was in Konoha…"
Deidara raised one eyebrow, "Konoha?"
"Uh-huh…that's where I'm from…"
He shrugged. Itachi was from there too, after all. It was completely normal. His partner continued to moan about the heat, and Deidara's eye twitched.
That was quite enough of that. He set down his broom, and calmly walked back towards the hideout, where a large bucket was currently situated. Tobi watched cluelessly as Deidara picked up the bucket and set it down closer to them, "Senpai…?"
Deidara simply looked at him and he shut up, moving back to the hard work of sweeping the tiny leaves. A few minutes passed, and Tobi groaned, "Ugh….so…ho—"
He was abruptly cut off guard as the bucket slammed over his head. Tobi gasped as the icy water from inside of the metal container shot downward with a splash, soaking him from head to foot. Deidara took his hands off the bucket and snickered quietly. (he was quiet the elitist, and anything more than a snicker could ruin that image.)
Tobi slowly lifted the bucket off of his head and pushed his soaking bangs out of his eyes. He blinked, and looked at Deidara, who muttered a curse—aww, shit, he better not start to cry—
Suddenly, there was a loud snort, and Tobi was rolling on the ground, laughing his fool head off. He gasped for air and wiped a tear from his eye, "Hahaha! Senpai! That was great!"
Nose sigh. Deidara shook his head, and turned back to the leaves, "Yes, yes. Now get back to work."
Tobi stood up obediently and took the broom back, still giggling like a schoolgirl. Deidara smiled to himself, and set back to work, listening to the rhythmic thwack of his broom against the now muddy surface.
And then, Tobi asked, "Senpai?"
"What is it, dumbass?"
"…Do you need cooling off too?"
"…NO!"
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X3 DeiTobi, you have taken over my brain.