rachel,ross,joey ,chandler and pheebs are is in kitchen
chandler:"i am a lucky man"
ross:"yeah..you have monica...and you have me"
chandler:"oh my god...it just ocurred to me that my brother in law is my wifes brother"
ENTERS ANI
pheebs:"hi ani"
ani:"hi..both of you"
pheebs:"i am alone"
ani:"i was talking to your boobs"
pheebs:"everyone...he is Ani and he is great in bed"
ross:"i am great in bed too"
pheebs:"life is not a bed of ross"
chandler:"i think it goes like this:life is not a bed of roses"
joey:"are we talking about life or are we talking abut roses?"
rachel:"so ani..where were you all these days?"
pheebs:"he was in my heart."
ani:"and i felt a little suffocated so i came out today"
chandler:"you have a big heart pheebs"
ross:"and did they performed an open heart surgery to take you out of pheebs heart?"
ENTERS MONICA
pheebs:"mon..he is ani and he is great in bed"
mon:"wow"
ani:"meow"
mon:"whats that?"
pheebs:"oh thats catty style sex"
rachel:"cant we talk about anything that doesnt involves sex"
ross:"yes..and i am trying to tell the same know that dinosaurs were the biggest creature on earth but they were extinct..."
rachel:"no get back to sex-tinct"
ross:"am i disturbing you all?"
ani:"people who dont want to be disturbed are already disturbed"
ross:"what does that means?"
ani:"people who dont want to have sex are already having sex"
pheebs:"i told..ani is great in bed"
ani:"yeah..i and pheebs are the best couple"
mon:"chandler..."
chandler:"i and pheebs are the best couple too"
pheebs:"oh my god..chandler has a crush on me"
monica:"chandler..."
chandler:"i mean...i and mon are the best couple too"
mon:"too?only one couple can be the best! two...or too"
rachel:"its getting interesting"
joey:"can i be the celebrity judge for the best couple contest?"
pheebs:"ani is great in bed"
monica:"pheebs..if you say that again..."
pheebs:"you are jealous because you havent been in bed with ani"
ani:"i dont want to have sex with mon.i cant even think of kissing her"
mon:"what?people die for kissing me."
ani:"people die after kissing at chandler..slowly dying...he looks so pale."
chandler:"the only thing i will like to say is that i have kissed a guy before but before kissing ani i will prefer to die"
joey:"me forget the dying part.i want to live and kiss more and more girls"
pheebs:"hey ross didnt said ani thing. It means he is ok with kissing ani"
ross:"i am pheebs and i kiss jerks"
pheebs:"i am ross and i kiss dinosaurs ass"
ani:"pheebs is the best"
mon:"i will show you ..come on Joey ..kiss me"
joey:"i cant kiss you. You are my best friends wife"
ani:"Noone in this room wants to kiss you..except poor chandler"
monica:"rachel..kiss me"
rachel:"what?"
joey:"its time for 'DIRT' on ...hey switch off the are getting live show ...wow"
{after some time. }ANI AND PHEEBS ARE TALKING
pheebs:"we have to talk"
ani:"are you breaking up with me"
pheebs:"yeah."
ani:"but i am great in bed"
pheebs:"i will miss you"
ani:" i will die without you"
pheebs:"i will burn candles at your grave"
ani:"why pheebs why"
pheebs:"you hurted my best friend. Monica is really angry with you. i am sure you will find a better girl."
ani:"no girl is better than you."
pheebs:"you are right but there are billbillions of girls"
ani:"and two billbillions of boobies. But i love you"
pheebs:"i have a twin sister."
ani:"the only twins i love are your boobs."
pheebs:"you love me or my boobs."
ani:"please give me a second chance."
pheebs:"no"
ani:"can i kiss you goodbye?"
pheebs:"bye"
{after some more time}RACHEL AND MONICA ARE TALKING.
rachel:"you are a good kisser."
monica:"and i am great in bed."
rachel:"i think that kiss was enough."
monica:"i know."
rachel:"what did chandler said?"
monica:"he said:'when i kiss you now..i feel as if i am kissing rachel too. Why dont you kiss pamela and her son"
A KNOCK AT THE GATE AND ENTERS ANI
ani:"i am sorry"
monica:"rachel...tell mr greatinbed to go"
ani:"is go short for 'Get Out' or 'Give Another chance' "
rachel:"go is short for go"
ani:"please give me another chance...if you want i am ready to kiss you"
monica:"and after kissing me you will slowly die and be pale like chandler"
ani:"yeah.i mean nah...but if you dont forgive me i will die anyway.i cant live for a day without pheebs.23 hours have passed since i havent met i dont meet her in next hour i will die."
rachel:"really?"
monica:"i dont know..."
EVERYONE IS IN ROOM
pheebs:"everyone ..he is Ani. i gave him a second chance only because he is great in bed."
Joey :"and my mon is great in kitchen"
ani:"you mean kitchen sex?"
rachel:"ani...why do you always talk about sex 23*7"
chandler:"there are 24 hours in a day rachel"
rachel:"oh my all these years i missed one hour of my life"
ross:"and how was your new girlfriend joey?"
joey:"she was great in car if you know what i mean"