Karana Belle: um, hey! I hope someone is actually reading this, and it is better than the story Random Telephone, well at least I think it will be. I came up with this idea while sitting in the car.
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, but I might pretend I do! And I might not even own this story idea! There are so many stories out there that this one could already have been used!
A Horribly Nauseating Class
Chapter One
'Sitting at the Gryffindor table, and watching the sorting is really boring. I would rather be studying for the end of the year exams. Which can never be too far away. I just want to eat and get back to studying.' Hermione put her head on the table, beside the plate that she wished would fill up with food.
"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts." Dumbledore stood up to give his speech that he gave every year. "I would like to congratulate Miss Susan Bones and Mr. Justin Finch-Fletchley on becoming the Head Boy and Girl." Many people clapped and both of them smiled, Susan blushing a little.
"Please note that the Forbidden Forest is strictly forbidden to any student. And Filch has asked me to remind you all that Dung Bombs are not allowed, along with many other items, if you want to read that list then it is posted in his office.
"With that in mind let's eat." He sat down and the food appeared on the plates. Everyone started eating.
Ron turned to his friends, "Who do you think will be the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher?"
Hermione sighed, "All you have to do is look up at the teacher's table and see who is new."
"Oh." Was all Ron said before he looked at the head table, "Snape is still here, along with McGonagall, Madame Pomfrey, Professor Sprout. Aha, look at that lady." The woman that Ron was pointing to was middle aged with brown hair and blue eyes, she was smiling while eating.
"Then what about Professor Lupin?" Ron followed Harry's finger to see Professor Lupin sitting next to the new woman, still in his raggedy clothes.
"Why is he here?" Ron stuffed a roll into his mouth.
"Ron, Lupin is going to be the Defense against the Dark Arts teacher." Hermione shook her head, 'How dense can you get?'
Ron sheepishly smiled, but it was kind of hard considering the roll that was in his mouth. They then continued eating in silence for the rest of the time. Soon after everyone was stuffed, the food on the plates disappeared causing some of the first years to gasp.
Dumbledore stood up again, "As most of you have already noticed we have Professor Lupin back as our Defense against the Dark Arts teacher." Everyone yelled, happy to have him back, well except for a few Slytherins, but that's to be expected.
Dumbledore continued, "And we also have a new class that will start the day after tomorrow. Professor Wildheart," the woman pointed out by Ron before stood up, "will be the Professor to that class.
"It is getting late so I shall tell you all about the class tomorrow at dinner. And we have no classes tomorrow since all of the teachers have to be in a boring meeting all day. Good night." As Dumbledore sat down, many people slowly made their way to the door, everyone was tired.
But I guess it wasn't that good to be tired because as Hermione was walking beside Harry and Ron, she accidentally ran into someone causing herself to fall on Harry.
"Watch where you're going Mudblood." And so the three turned to see Draco Malfoy standing a few feet away, brushing off his robes, he had sounded sleepy.
"Looks like you're too tired to actually make a decent insult, Malfoy." Hermione then walked away, dragging Harry and Ron away from Draco, least they kill him. Draco just stood there, his tired brain finally making a counter-insult, but it was too late to use as the 'Wonder Team' was already making their way up the staircase.
"Come on Crabbe, Goyle." And they headed to the dungeons, many Slytherins following.
All around people were talking about the new class.
"I wonder what it will be?"
"Maybe some dancing class?"
"Or maybe she is going to teach us how to cook!"
Draco smirked and decided to put in his own words, "Oh, but didn't you hear," he stood behind the group of girls, "She's going to teach us how to throw insults at each other, then how to do minor curses, but the best part," he took a breath for emphasis, "the best part is that we can learn how to torture people, so you can get answers."
One of the girls stared at him; openmouthed "Is that really what the class is for?" and when he nodded, the girl shuddered, "How vile!" and with that Draco walked away, hearing more talking about the class, but mostly from some of the boys that had heard what Draco had said. The boys were spreading it around.
"It's nice to know that people still believe what I say." He muttered, a smirk on his lips. He continued walking, Crabbe and Goyle in tow, relishing every little murmur about the new 'torture' class.
Karana: So do you all like it? I guess it doesn't sound very good right now, but it will get better! I mean this is only the first chapter! REVIEW PLEASE!
Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter, but I might pretend I do! And I might not even own this story idea! There are so many stories out there that this one could already have been used!
A Horribly Nauseating Class
Chapter One
'Sitting at the Gryffindor table, and watching the sorting is really boring. I would rather be studying for the end of the year exams. Which can never be too far away. I just want to eat and get back to studying.' Hermione put her head on the table, beside the plate that she wished would fill up with food.
"Welcome to another year at Hogwarts." Dumbledore stood up to give his speech that he gave every year. "I would like to congratulate Miss Susan Bones and Mr. Justin Finch-Fletchley on becoming the Head Boy and Girl." Many people clapped and both of them smiled, Susan blushing a little.
"Please note that the Forbidden Forest is strictly forbidden to any student. And Filch has asked me to remind you all that Dung Bombs are not allowed, along with many other items, if you want to read that list then it is posted in his office.
"With that in mind let's eat." He sat down and the food appeared on the plates. Everyone started eating.
Ron turned to his friends, "Who do you think will be the new Defense against the Dark Arts teacher?"
Hermione sighed, "All you have to do is look up at the teacher's table and see who is new."
"Oh." Was all Ron said before he looked at the head table, "Snape is still here, along with McGonagall, Madame Pomfrey, Professor Sprout. Aha, look at that lady." The woman that Ron was pointing to was middle aged with brown hair and blue eyes, she was smiling while eating.
"Then what about Professor Lupin?" Ron followed Harry's finger to see Professor Lupin sitting next to the new woman, still in his raggedy clothes.
"Why is he here?" Ron stuffed a roll into his mouth.
"Ron, Lupin is going to be the Defense against the Dark Arts teacher." Hermione shook her head, 'How dense can you get?'
Ron sheepishly smiled, but it was kind of hard considering the roll that was in his mouth. They then continued eating in silence for the rest of the time. Soon after everyone was stuffed, the food on the plates disappeared causing some of the first years to gasp.
Dumbledore stood up again, "As most of you have already noticed we have Professor Lupin back as our Defense against the Dark Arts teacher." Everyone yelled, happy to have him back, well except for a few Slytherins, but that's to be expected.
Dumbledore continued, "And we also have a new class that will start the day after tomorrow. Professor Wildheart," the woman pointed out by Ron before stood up, "will be the Professor to that class.
"It is getting late so I shall tell you all about the class tomorrow at dinner. And we have no classes tomorrow since all of the teachers have to be in a boring meeting all day. Good night." As Dumbledore sat down, many people slowly made their way to the door, everyone was tired.
But I guess it wasn't that good to be tired because as Hermione was walking beside Harry and Ron, she accidentally ran into someone causing herself to fall on Harry.
"Watch where you're going Mudblood." And so the three turned to see Draco Malfoy standing a few feet away, brushing off his robes, he had sounded sleepy.
"Looks like you're too tired to actually make a decent insult, Malfoy." Hermione then walked away, dragging Harry and Ron away from Draco, least they kill him. Draco just stood there, his tired brain finally making a counter-insult, but it was too late to use as the 'Wonder Team' was already making their way up the staircase.
"Come on Crabbe, Goyle." And they headed to the dungeons, many Slytherins following.
All around people were talking about the new class.
"I wonder what it will be?"
"Maybe some dancing class?"
"Or maybe she is going to teach us how to cook!"
Draco smirked and decided to put in his own words, "Oh, but didn't you hear," he stood behind the group of girls, "She's going to teach us how to throw insults at each other, then how to do minor curses, but the best part," he took a breath for emphasis, "the best part is that we can learn how to torture people, so you can get answers."
One of the girls stared at him; openmouthed "Is that really what the class is for?" and when he nodded, the girl shuddered, "How vile!" and with that Draco walked away, hearing more talking about the class, but mostly from some of the boys that had heard what Draco had said. The boys were spreading it around.
"It's nice to know that people still believe what I say." He muttered, a smirk on his lips. He continued walking, Crabbe and Goyle in tow, relishing every little murmur about the new 'torture' class.
Karana: So do you all like it? I guess it doesn't sound very good right now, but it will get better! I mean this is only the first chapter! REVIEW PLEASE!