Beast Boy woke up at around 11:00 am, which was a fairly reasonable time for him. He staggered his way through the halls of the tower and thought about what to eat. All of his animal aspects began to bicker.
'Meat!' screeched the lion.
'No! Berries,' Argued the squirrel.
'How about chicken?' Asked the fox slyly as he eyed the plump chicken across from him. Said chicken squawked in fear.
'Why not some fish?' the bear asked. The fish gasped in sync.
'Never you cannibal!'
'Why not snake?' Hawk cawed, eyes flicking towards then cobra, who hissed offensively.
'Why not just some tofu?' asked the boy.
'None of us even like that stuff, even you!'
'Either that or whatever Cy makes.' The prey animals shivered.
'Can't we please just eat some vegetables?' the rabbit asked softly.
'You mean that green shit you call food? Over my dead body,' sneered the cat.
'Why don't we eat some nice grass?' the cow suggested.
"Eww, no way, why don't we hunt some deer?' wolf cackled at the shocked face of deer.
"SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!" beast boy screamed aloud. The animals silenced as their keeper stalked into the main room.
"hey green bean, care for some meat~?" Cyborg asked as he held a pan of eggs and bacon up to bb's face. He stared at it hungrily, his inner carnivore slowly clawing its way out of him.
'Disgusting'
'Cannibal'
'To even consider'
'Cannibal.' Cannibal, the word stung and beast boy physically winced and opened the fridge. He grabbed his tofu. He glared at it as it jiggled around, he'd always hated tofu, but it was the only thing that could be considered fair by all of him.
He sighed; even eating had to be a battle.
W/n hey guys! I have been really addicted to beast boy FF's lately. So I made my own little bb one-shot.
It's not my best work but I'm happy with it.
