Hey guy's it's me, Ghost Legion is still being continued I just wanted to get some new ideas out of the way and this is one of them, Enjoy. P.S I don't own Epic Raps or WoT, JUST THE RAPS!. First attempt at this so please no insults.
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WORLD OF TANKS!
Chapter 1
Sherman M4 Vs Tiger I
BEGIN!
Sherman
Oh look who came out of the hat
It's the big fat metal German cat
Why your here, Berlin's the other way
You better get moving before I ruin your day
I'm from the land of the free
And on a killing Spree, so you better watch your rear coz you'll never be free of me
They named you Tiger, aren't that cute
You can only do a mile before your engine goes Kaput
Oh wait my bad that's your royal brother
But you are still slow so don't even bother
I'm the pinnacle of engineering
You're the Bitch of Germing-ing
More of my kind was made
Before any of you within a decade
I personally don't want to make a scandal
But I have to say it
Germany's final victory just got cancelled.
Tiger I
Guten Tag you American schwine
You better retreat before I boil you in brine
Are you really thinking of insulting me?
Its takes just five of you to even scratch me
I am the marvel of the German military
You are the mascot of Uncle Sam's foolery
Do you really think you can stand up to me?
Mein Gott, you aren't even in the same Tier as me,
I spread Terror from Africa to Europe
You better surrender and get your hands up
You are right that you are in more numbers
But I give you nightmares when you all are having your slumbers
Sure my rear is a weakness but I don't care
With my 88 you better beware
I mean is that main gun of yours really a 75?
Schwienehund, that isn't even going to make me run and hide
Sherman
I don't care about its size
It's how you use it
So you better shut it bitch
Before I make you my prize
Have you heard about my pal Pitt
Coz Tiger you are in pretty deep shit
So you better go and flee in a hurry
Or you'll face our combined FURY
Tiger I
Why are you bringing the film into this?
It sound like you cannot make a good dis
This is a World of Tanks battle
So give up your Brad Pitt rattle
Just face it, you were made cheap
That's so bad I laugh myself to sleep
So yes you won the war in quantity
But the title of war quality goes to me
Your own crews prefer to drive a Tiger
Feel abandoned?
Here, have some German Lager
We all know how a battle of us two will be
So don't be surprised
As everyone will be voting for me!
Honestly, look at our history
We all know who is better in this rap story
WHO WON, WHO'S NEXT, YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF WORLD OF TANKS!
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