Firestar the bad boy
Do not laugh in my face when u read this. Even though this is TOTALLY not Firestar's Personality, I wrote it anyway. Enjoy!
Disclamier: I own nothing except this computer.
"Hey there Firestar!"
"Hey, there Sandstorm. Notice anything different?"
"Yeah, I love the leather jacket. Did you get it at the Warriors Store?"
"WTF! What is a Warriors Store? Anyway, I'm trying out the bad boy angle and I'm doing really well. Today, I was running in the schools hallways with… scissors! That's right running in the hallway with SCISSORS!"
"Uhhh… okay? So I got you a gift."
"What is it?"
"It is…" she said hesitating. "It's an early valentine's gift. I hope you except it. It's my LOVE!"
"Is it gift wrapped?"
"What? No!"
"Is it returnable?"
"No…"
"Can I exchange it for money?"
"No…"
"Well then I don't want it"
"WHAT!"
"Look, don't take it personally, but I don't date crazy people."
"Oh, we are sooooo through."
"Ehh, well I'll go ask Spottedleaf out. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take two chocolate milks and only pay for one. Bye!"
Hope you like this pointless story. Byles!