"Dudes! I got this great idea for a game we can play while we're all at my house for this party!" Alfred Jones shouted while all of his attendees gathered in a circle on the floor.

"Alfred, can't we just get on with the party?" Arthur Kirkland groaned.

"No!" Alfred continued, "Anyway. We're going to count off, and half of us will put our names in a hat. The other half will have to draw a name from the hat. The people who draw from the hat will have to kiss the person they drew by the end of the party. We're going to come back here and everyone will have kissed someone, or we'll know someone cheated. If you don't, you'll have to kiss the person you got in front of all of us, instead of in private or wherever you planned to do it. Any questions?"

Francis Bonnefoy grinned in anticipation; he liked this game already. Ivan Braginsky wore his usual creepy smile. Heracles Karpusi didn't appear to care. Wang Yao turned red, while his younger brother Leon's eyes twinkled mischieviously. Honda Kiku had paled considerably, as had Emil Steilsson. Basch Zwingli's face contorted angrily and his hand moved to the holster of his gun. Tino Väinämöinen just smiled, but Berwald Oxenstierna looked quite uncomfortable. Lukas Bondevik's expression remained thoughtful and reserved as always. Mathias Køhler still looked ready to jump off the walls. Feliks Łukasiewicz expressed his liking of the game with a stream of 'likes' and 'totallys,' while his friend Toris Laurinaitis hid his face in his hands. Feliciano Vargas remained oblivious as always, as Ludwig Beilschmidt's face turned bright red. Ludwig's brother, Gilbert, was grinning from ear to ear at his ideal 'awesome' game. Lovino Vargas looked as if he was about to explode. Roderich Edelstein didn't look as if he liked the idea. The loudest opinion of dissent, however, came from one of Alfred's closer friends.

"YOU CAN'T BLOODY HAVE US GET KISSED BY PEOPLE WHO DRAW OUR NAMES OUT OF A BLASTED HAT!" Arthur cried, bushy eyebrows knitted together in fury.

"Okay, you can be one of the people to draw names. Who wants to have their name drawn?" Alfred counted off himself, Gilbert, Feliciano, Heracles, Roderich, Ivan, Feliks, Berwald, and Simon.

"Cool dudes, but we still need two more people to put their names in the hat. Hey Matthew, do you mind if we put your name in the hat? Okay thanks," he answered himself, not really waiting for a reply. "We still need one more person."

"I want to do it," Leon volunteered, grinning mischieviously at his brother.

"Absolutely not, aru!" Yao scolded.

"I promise not to put your hand in a bowl of warm water while you're sleeping again," Leon drawled. All of the party guests stifled laughter while Alfred guffawed. Yao's face flushed a darker red than it already was, if that was possible, glared at Leon, then hesitantly nodded.

"Alright, we have our eleven names," Alfred said, still laughing. He handed out slips of paper on which to write their names, then passed around a baseball cap.

"Now the rest of you! Gather 'round and draw names!" Alfred yelled.

Arthur was surprisingly the first to come, striding up to Alfred and snatching a paper from the hat before stalking away. Alfred grinned, seeing the tear in the paper Arthur had picked up. Francis' devilish grin faded to concern when he read the name on the paper. Next came Yao, who began spluttering once he glanced at the name on his slip. A grumbling Lovino took a slip next, then a very angry Basch. Timid Toris took the next one, then a cheerful Tino. Lukas Bondevik's expression remained as unemotional as ever, only his eyes revealing his indignance at the paper's writing. Ludwig walked stiffly to Alfred and took a slip, face still red. A very pale Kiku hesitantly reached into the hat and took the second to last slip, the tips of his ears turning red as he read the name. Finally, an impassive Emil clenched the last piece of paper into his fist, knuckles turning white.

"Oh yeah! I forgot one thing! You're not allowed to tell anyone who you got! Honor system, of course," Alfred said. Did he just wink?

"Anyway, now that's done. Let the party begin!" he announced grandly, flinging his arms wide.

A/N: Okay I don't even know what this is. I just kind of had this random idea, and thought I could fit all of my Hetalia ships into one story. Some of these aren't my main ships, and some of them I just put in because they're main characters and a lot of people ship them. I'll put in the more uncommon human names:
Leon Wang - Hong Kong
Emil Steilsson - Iceland
Basch Zwingli - Switzerland
Lukas Bondevik - Norway
Mathias Køhler - Denmark
As for what ships will be here, you'll have to find out (there are gonna be some really unusual ones xD). Sorry to leave you guys hanging, but hoped you liked it. Please R&R!

~Rebecca