A\N: Well, here it is! An 'Annoying Snape' story! I knew I had to write one of these (with some very main character OCs) so I said "Okay. I'll do it for the readers of !" Well, here you go. I hope you like it! Everything except Marina and Mia belongs to J. K. Rowling.
Bring an iPod (or any other music/game device) in Potions and if he notices, say "Professor, have you ever even HEARD what us kids listen to today?" and play the iPod to the whole class.
2. Put a stage into the Potions room and whenever Snape snaps something at a student, climb up and sing 'Firework' (with various back-up singers)
Chapter 1: Intro!
Marina Lockhart sat in the Gryffindor common room, unsure of what to do. She had already finished her homework (all but Potions stinking) and it was almost after curfew, so no flying. She decided to grab her friends and do SOMETHING fun.
"Hey, Harry! Ron! Do you want to do something fun?" Marina asked the two.
"Well, of course! I've been dying to do something instead of sitting here!" Ron sighed dramatically and he and Harry dashed over to her, plopping down in two armchairs.
"Perfect. What are we gonna do, though?" Marina was so deep in thought about the same thing, that she didn't hear Hermione walk up and crouch down behind the couch.
"Guys, it's really cold. I'm going to go get my sweater." Marina and Harry nodded, then followed Ron up the stairs to the dormitories.
Hermione stopped her Freezing Charm and stood up from behind the couch, dusting off her skirt. She fished through her bag (why she had one, I don't know) and pulled out a piece of parchment. She scrawled two words onto the parchment.
'Annoying Snape...'
A\N: I know it's short, but the later chapters are going to be way longer! R&R!