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Fred is ALIVE!

HW PVO

Tonight, just a few more hours, until I see him. Although Ron will be disappointed, heck with that he'll completely blow his top if I don't have dinner ready for him before he gets home from his job at the ministry. How I hate how he works in the same building as me, if I don't see him at work then I won't have to tell him where I am going to be tonight and tomorrow hopefully if I get the job transfer from the ministry to Weasley Wizard Wheezes. Then I'll be able to see my dream man all day long.

"Mrs. Weasley could you please check this potion?"

Back to reality, "of course Casey, It's fine, I'll have it sent immediately" Now where is that secretary?

"Jane, could you please give this potion to Mrs. Marr, room 237."

I can't wait to throw all of this away. First though, I need to ask Ron for a divorce, he might just take this a little bit better if he isn't married to me anymore. I'm afraid though that he'll say no, because we've only been married a year. Life is confusing and I

want to live mine with someone else. My dream man, Ron's older brother, Fred Weasley.

"Jane could you please let everyone know I'm leaving?" I should make Ron a special dinner tonight; he's always in a better mood when he's full. "Yes Mrs. Weasley, have a good night" I hope so.

Dinner: pork tenderloin with mashed potatoes and carrots; Ron's favourite meal. I need him in a good mood. Here he is now, please don't fail.

"Hello Hermione, how was your day?" "Fine Ron and yours?" Not that I want to know. "Spent all day dealing with that bloody git the minister" hmm good way to get fired. "Ron we need to talk" please make this easy for me, please.

"Why? Have I done something wrong?"

No you've just not right for me, Ron I 'm sure you'll understand, and by the way I want a divorce. Yeah right.

"There's someone else, I want a divorce" please don't yell

"A DIVORCE!!! Why? I'm perfect for you. We've only been married one bloody year!" oh god, "I have given my heart away, I'll still be a Weasley if I re-marry."

Bad move he'll hate his own brother just because of me.

"w-why?, how?"

He's going to hate me for the rest of my life. "Your brother, I want a divorce" oh great.

"Which brother?" My dream man the one and only, "Fred. Are we getting divorced or not, I've already filled out the papers, you just need to fill out yours and we need to decide who gets what."

"fine, can I fill them out now?" "yes here they are."