This is basically if Ib was waay too adoerable, Garry was a total crack head, Mary was a yuri star, and Ib's parents were total jerks.

have fun!

"Ib, get yo sheeet and get out mah way." Ib's mother said shoving the child. "I dun want sum chic like yu walkin wif meh in public yo."

Ib sniffled and stood up. "Yes mommy.." She whimpered. "What a widdle wimp." Her father said as the walked in the gallery. Ib sighed, and waited for the ten minutes to pass before going in. Ib began coughing and wheezing, smoke being consumed in her lungs. She followed the sent of weed, only to find a man with fluffy purple hair in a black, tattered coat that reached his mid shin.

The man saw Ib and his first thoughts were HOLY CRAP NOSEBLEED IMMA GET THAT KID SHE'S MINE NOW YUUUUUP!

"Ah! I little girl!" He cried, jumping from his spot on the ground, leaving the drugs lying there. "What's your name?"

"Ib" she sniffled, and began crying. Her mother even forgot her name. Not like whoever this was would remember.

"Age?"

"Nine.."

"Where are your parents?!" He asked. This man was full of questions.

"I-I don't know!"

"Where do you live? Can I keep you!?"

"I live no where and..."

"Let me kidnap you!" He begged. Ib thought about it. It wasn't like her parents wanted her. "Oka-"

"YAY!" He screamed. "I'm Garry, by the way. Promise not to tell anyone I have this?" He held up his weed and some crack. IB, not knowing what the 'secret ingredient' was, nodded, not wanting to lose her new friend. Garry grabbed her hand and tugged her to the entrance of the gallery. "Allow me to show you around~!" He said. Garry walked to the front counter and Ib got on her tippy-toes so she could see over the counter. "And this is your daughter..? YOu look a bit young." The man at the counter said, skeptical about how Garry was so attached to Ib.

"I'm her brother!" he barked, trying to cover his case. Ib filled with excitement. She never had a brother before! "Onii-chan!" She called, throwing herself at the man. He laughed. The worker s\smiled and allowed the two into the art gallery.

Later on, ib was separated from her 'big brother.'

"Onii-chaaaaaannn?" Ib whined. She walked around and fell though a painting, deep down into the abyss.

Ib got two roses and found her onii-chan.

"Garebear!" Ib giggled in his arms as he carried her through the horrors. Ib waved hi to all the arts, and they jumped out and tried to kill them. Then, they ran into..

"AWW, AIN'T THAT GIRLY CUTE~" The blond said, pinching Ib's cheeks. "She could be mah partner, winkah winkah~" The girl in green said, as she did a fail of a wink. Garry frowned, instantly became angry.

A RIVALRY HAS BEGUN!

"I'm Mary, and I like princesses, winkah winkah." She smirked and shook Ib's hand. "If ya want, i could get ya in a movie, winkah winkah~" Mary wiggled her eyebrows, bringing the little Ib close to her.

"I AM HER BROTHER AND SAY NO TO THAT REQUEST THANK YOU VERY MUCH!" Garry barked. Mary rolled her eyes. "I can smell the weed on your breath, boy. What a bad big brother with a hot little sister, winkah winkah~!" Mary licked her lips looking at Ib.

This was not going to end well.

XDDDDDDD I AM DYING XDDDDD Anyways, expect the next chapter to be up soon!