Disclaimer: sigh I must go through this a lot. All right, chums. J.K. Rowling owns all you recognise. Unless you recognise you mum in one of my characters. J.K. Rowling does not own her . . . I don't think. Anyway, Mrs. Rowling, I do humbly borrow your characters/places/whatever for a short term and shall return them safe and in one piece. Except Snape. You don't even like him anyway.

New Years Resolutions

Learn something each day

Disprove all wizarding myths

Answer Great Wonders of the World (e.g. Why do men have nipples; why does toast land butter-side down or similar)

Be polite/curteous to all with air of dignity as in Sense & Sensibility

Keep small things from getting to me (i.e. quit sobbing in loos. It's tiresome)

Stop writing lists (will not follow this)

Get 'friend' for Crookshanks. Cat must be able to stand up to Crooks. Maybe another psychotic feline? Can I handle another?

Stop talking to oneself.

Use correct grammar at all times. Stop ending sentences in prepositions

However, stop correcting everyone else's grammar. If they want to sound like buffoons, am not in position to stop them

Stand up for oneself at work. Helga is nasty hag but it is own fault for not growing in business. Be assertive!

Stop sounding like one of those girls in small skirts jumping up and down with bits of shredded plastic in hands. Cheergirls, they are called?

It looks to be a fabulous year.

A/N: I KNOW I need to stop starting new fics. Sorry but I couldnt' resist! Don't worry, the others are coming along fine.

This fic is going to be posted by month. NO, it isn't going to take me a month to update, I mean, I'm going to post her diary entries for January in one chappie (one LOOOOOOOOONG chappie) and then all the ones from February, etc.

I know this is written in much the same style of Severus Snapes Diary Entry but it is a wholly different fic.Or is it?

Severus Snape's Diary Entry READERS!

As of now, I have no idea how to continue the story. Honestly, it was planned on being a one-shot. I did realise that, since this was originally a post on my Snape myspace RPG, that people are following it THERE as you are here. So, I WILL try to continue that. I PROMISE. However, it isn't my top priority. IT WILL GO ON THOUGH!!!