Disclaimer:Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto etc.
A/N:This is a fan fiction dedicated to Pockyfestsince it's her birthday today (06/06/09)
Happy Birthday!!
Anyway, this is my first time writing a ItaDeiSaso. And I hope it's alright :D
The title has almost nothing to do with the actual fanfiction; I just like the song (by Maroon 5).
Wake Up Call
"...Beep... Please leave a message after the tone."
Sasori flips his phone shut.
Seconds later, he tries again, only to hear the message again.
The third time, he's given the busy signal and when he tries again - "The person you have called is unavailable."
This time he wants to kick his phone (which is a brand new shiny flip phone) but that would mean Kakuzu would chop his head off for wasting money (not that he was scared). Instead, he aims for a nearby wall.
Normally Sasori isn't bothered calling Itachi Uchiha - the prodigy of the Uchiha clan - especially when's he's busy. But it's what he's busy with that is entirely the problem. Itachi is busy getting laid with Deidara, who was supposedly his.
Deidara and Itachi used to hate each other. They fought over everything; that is until someone (Sasori) intervened and showed them ... better ways to use all the energy they had...
And now they were going at it like rabbits... without him.
After twelve minutes and forty three seconds, Sasori decides to stop wallowing in his grief/sorrow and calls Deidara instead. This time he gets an answer - although the other side is quiet at first. There's a moan, and then a ruffle of sheets before someone actually realizes that Deidara pressed 'Answer' instead of 'End'.
"I was running in a marathon-" Deidara lies.
"Why would you moan after running a marathon? You're ignoring me," Sasori hopes he doesn't sound desperate, even if he is.
Deidara sounds like he's going to say something else, but then it's silence. There's some more ruffling before the other person starts talking.
"Sasori." Itachi always acts calm and collected even after a sex session.
"Itachi." Sasori replies in the same manner. "Sharing isn't my forte."
"I know. But D-" Sasori can hear a muffled moan before Itachi speaks again. He sounds different to before. "-Dei doesn't mind."
No one can stay calm when they're getting a blow job.
They're silent for a while.
"I'll be there at six."
"Make it three."
Please tell me whatchu think :3