What's happening?: For starters, a bunch of the Naruto characters have been assigned to do a B-rank mission from Tsunade. They have to help out an acting troupe in the village of Shiroi Minato and be actors for an upcoming play for a huge annual festival. Not only that, but Kakashi has to protect one of the girls in the troupe, too. From what? Well, read on!!! Oh, and I don't own Naruto…plus, no flames plz.

"Augh, I can't understand this!!!!" Naruto angrily threw his script at the wall. But, I have to…if Sakura is trying out for the main girl role…

"Maybe we should take one word at a time…" Kiba suggested.

"Ugh, that would take way to long. Almost every other word is gibberish." Shikamaru yawned. Suddenly, he was hit very hard on the head with a stick.

"Hmph! This is one of the most beautiful plays ever to be written! All of you will understand this by the end of this week! Understanding this play is most important for the auditions. Besides, some of you want to be the lead male role…right?" The man who asked for help and head of the acting troupe, Daichi Daisuke, questioned. Naruto's face fell, Bakabakabakabakabaka… The others were quiet.

"Hmph…that's what I thought…now, from the top again, everyone reads!" Daisuke demanded. The boys groaned.

"Now old desire doth in his death-bed lie, And young affection gapes to be his heir; That fair for which love groan'd for and would die…"

"What the hell is that suppose to mean?!?" Naruto cried out.

"Ya, I can't understand this at all!" Kiba also had tears running down his cheeks. We're doomed. Doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed, doomed…Daisuke thought in pure sadness.

"Everyone's here, yes?" An old woman asked. As she sat down, she looked at her surroundings. Her dark, fading hair was up neatly in a bun. The lady quietly counted the girls. One, Sakura…two, Ino…three, Hinata…four, Tenten…five, Izumi…six, Setsuko, and myself…we are here.

"Natsumi, what are we going to work on?" Ino asked.

"Ladies, Act three if you will." Natsumi instructed. Because Daisuke was taking charge of the boys, she thought it wise for herself to take charge over the girls, despite Izumi's and Setsuko's please.

"Does everyone know what they wish to try out for?" All at once, Sakura, Ino, and Setsuko replied, "THE MAIN LEAD FEMALE ROLE!!!!" Natsumi sighed, "Alright, then we shall begin. Everyone shall read together once, then I will call out the name of the girl who I want to read alone. Ready? Begin." All of the girls quickly grabbed their scripts and started to read, "Gallop apace, you fiery-footed steeds, Towards Phoebus' lodging: such a wagoner As Phaethon would whip you to the west, And bring in cloudy night immediately." They paused. All except Izumi and Setsuko were in tears and thinking I CAN'T UNDERSTAND THIS!!! AAUUGGHH!!! Natsumi bowed her head and silently prayed. Oh Buddha, help us all…

Meanwhile, Kakashi was off reading his book, Icha Icha Paradise. Gai-sensei came up to him.

"Are you going to participate?" He asked Kakashi.

"Nope."

"What a shame…that Izumi does seem really cute. And she looked at you in such a unusual way." Kakashi glared at him. Gai shrugged, "Oh well, I decided to participate as well. It would be no surprise if she did get the lead female role. Izumi is indeed a sculpture of beauty. Her long, pale blonde hair sparkles. Her big baby blue eyes gleam so valiantly, and her skin…white and flawless! Why, it should be no contest if I am the lead male role…"

Lead male role..lead male role…The words wrang through Kakashi's head. He flinched and a small vein popped out of his head. Pairing up…with the one I need to secretly protect…Over.My.Dead.Body...Kakashi pictured Gai being run over by a train.

"Fine…you want a challenge. I give." He said coolly.

"Ha! If I win…I get the girl!" Now, Kakashi was mad.

"Just kidding, just kidding! Please don't kill me! If I win, I'll go on one hundred A-rank missions!" Kakashi cooled down.

"Alright, alright…deal."

"HA! I SHALL WIN THIS BET!" Screamed Gai. Then, he took off running. Kakashi sighed and pulled out his script. As he started to read the first few lines, his face fell and became dark. W-what is this? He crinkled the paper bad, but didn't rip it even though he wanted to. He was going to have a very long week ahead of them. Curse you, you stupid arch rival!... he threw his script on the ground. "CURSE YOOOOUUUU!!!!"…….

And what, dear readers, was this particular play? The wind blew upon Kakashi's script to reveal the first page: "Two households, both alike in dignity, In fair Verona, where we lay our scene, From ancient grudge break to new mutiny, Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean. From forth the fatal loins of these two goes a pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life; Whole misadventured piteous overthrows do with their death bury their parents' strife. The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love, and the continuance of their parents' rage, Which, but their children's end, nought could remove, Is now the two hours' tragic of our stage; The which if you with patient ears attend, What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend." It is but only Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet".

Muahahahahahahaha, I am a very evil writer :P. Just another disclaimer, but I don't own Romeo and Juliet, too. And, I'm thinking of putting the sand siblings in there, but I'm not so sure, plus if you have any particular pairings for this, just let me know ! Thanks for reading this and please review!