Hey everyone, this is a random idea that I have decided to write. I was supposed to right this a long time ago but you know with the fics and other stuff I have been hella busy. FIRST EVER GINTAMA/INU FIC!!!!!!!! This is also an AU fic so please no bad flames. So characters from inu will appear. Just not major ones! Parings are undecided. It also might be semi-serious but I will try to retain the retardedness that is Gintama.

Ages is something that is going to break my mind because I suck at math. At the end I will try and sort it out.

Chapter 1: When you stick your chopsticks in your rice a family member is sent to purgatory.

"Neko-nii-chan" a little girl cried latching on to the brooding teen.

"Kagome, how many times do I have to tell you? It's not Neko-nii-chan, it's Katsura." The boy sighed prying the young girl off of him.

"Wakatta, wakatta…" the child mumbled under her breath before beaming up at the teen. "Where are you and Konjoo Nashi going? I'm almost done with dinner! I even made super sweet and sour chicken for him." Katsura looked down at the little whose big eyes were filling with tears.

"We are going into a huge battle."

The little girl looked up at him with a confused look. "Like the time Taka-kun threatened to cut off your chin-chin when you blew up his room?"

"No that was actually a horrible accident. I might not even come back."

"Wait…if you don't come back, what am I supposed to do, you baka! Our parents are dead and we don't have any other family members."

"That's why Miss Kaede has agreed to take you in."

"She lives in Kyoto!" the little girl screamed kicking him in the knees. "Are you telling me this is the last time I will see you? You're just going to abandon me?"

Kagome shot up from her futon, gasping for air. "It's been years since that ahondara left." She muttered wiping off the sweat from her brow.

While putting up her bedding she continued to contemplate exactly why she had that dream. After he left, she was sent to Miss Kaede's orphanage to live. While Miss Kaede kept her up to date with the battle going on against the Amanto, when it was over and Katsura made no move to return to her, she figured he died.

And she didn't even cry.

After bathing and dressing herself in a deep red kimono with maple leaves adoring it, she pulled her hair into a ponytail and got ready for her chores.

Kaede Morita ran and owned the large shrine grounds she uses as a dojo/orphanage. As the kids got older, they chose to stay or leave, and for Kagome she chose to stay. At 16 years old, she never once thought about leaving the shrine grounds.

Okay, she was lying. She was dying to see the outside world other then the city she resided in. She always wanted to go to Edo.

Kaede and her husband Totosai were very kind to her and she wanted to repay their kindness. They didn't have to take her in, and now that they were getting older and couldn't run things anymore, she stepped up and took the job.

"Kagome-neesan!" a couple of children yelled running up and hugging her legs. "Good morning guys! Ready for another day?" the children nodded and rushed off to do whatever they had to do.

Now that she ran the orphanage, she made sure that the children were properly educated. She taught them about math and herbs, history and calligraphy for those who had the talent. She even mentored the miko training and trained some of the boys in the ways of Bushido. When she wasn't teaching she was cleaning the shrine grounds, balancing the funds and bills, running to the market to get new ingredients or making medicines for the local people.

Her job was pretty hectic but it was hers. It made her happy to have a family again after losing her original one.

"Kagome-chan." Kagome turned to see Kaede smiling and beckoning her to come over. "Yes Kaede-baasan?" "You know that Doctor Mukada is asking to court you. You know that I see you as one of my many children and I want you to be happy. You are of age to marry you know? I know that you love what you do here but Kagome I want you to see the world. Kikyo is coming back soon and she will be taking over.

"Totosai and I are getting old. As one of the many High class clans in Japan, others wonder why I turned my home into an orphanage, but many children were abandoned and I wanted to do something about it. I have trained you ever why I could. Bushido, the ways of the Miko, the secret arts of the Kunoichi…between you and Kikyo, you two are the last true Miko's this world will ever see.

"While I question what Kikyo does with her powers, I know that you choose to use them for good. You were offered a job in Edo as a nurse."

Kagome looked at her hands before answering. Here Kaede was offering her a chance of a life time. While marriage was out of the question, if she was to go to Edo, she would be fulfilling a long time dream.

"Kaede-baasan. I do want to go to Edo but…I can't just leave Kyoto"

"Think about it. They want a response by next Tuesday. Until then, get back to work you lazy child."

Kagome smiled before dashing off to complete her chores.

Kaede sighed just as her husband came to sit next to her.

"Do you think she will go?" he asked her. Kaede smiled wistfully. "You know that girl better then I. She is a dreamer. Somewhere deep inside my heart, I don't want her to leave. Is that selfish?" she asked.

He gave her a rueful smile and said, "Well, yeah."

She scoffed and turned from him.

"Listen, we have known Kagome for the mass majority of her life. Even after her brother left her in our care, she was destined to leave us. Reiiko will take over her duties as soon as she gets back from Edo. She had to drop off some document to the Yagyu clan."

"Do you think she will run into her brother?" she asked.

"I don't know. You know that she harbors a great hatred for him after he abandoned her. That's why we didn't tell her he was still alive in the first place. She did mourn for him for, what was it, 10 minutes before returning to her natural self. Plus, look at how much work we put into that girl. She was always so informal and had a foul mouth" Kaede grinned at that statement.

Kagome was a ridiculously optimistic person…with the mouth of a sailor.

"Okay boys, go wash up and return for your calligraphy lessons." Many boys groaned and begged for their sensei to have mercy.

"Must I tell you boys this continuously? No one likes a stupid samurai." She said with a smile as they dragged their tired bodies out of the Dojo.

Kagome shook her head and put up her Shinai. What was it about boys and reading and writing?

"Kagome-chan?" Kagome looked at the door and saw a little girl peaking through the door. "Rin-chan! Are you stopping by to see me before you leave?" the little girl nodded.

Rin was being adopted into the Taishou family, a prestigious family that lived in some upper part of Japan. While she had no complaints since that was Inuyasha's brother, she did worry. He wasn't known to be very affectionate. "Sesshomaru-sama is already here. I just wanted to say that I will never forget you and I hope to see you in the future." She whispered trying to hold back her tears.

Kagome hugged the little girl and patted her on the head. "I will miss you too. You make sure that Sesshomaru-sama takes good care of you, and you do the same for him." Rin beamed at her and promised. With one last hug Rin left the room.

Kagome sighed and left the Dojo. Rin showed true promise in being another Miko. She had a little bit of powers but she couldn't harness them.

Kagome didn't even discover she had powers until she step foot on the shrine grounds for the first time. As soon as she stepped on the holy grounds a vibrant light pink aura surrounded her. Kikyo, who was three years older then her, dragged her off and told Kaede who immediately started to train the girl.

While she may not have Kikyo's skill at the bow, her healing and herbal knowledge was far superior.

Not that she wanted to brag or anything.

Who was she kidding? She was totally bragging.

Kagome went into the kitchen to start preparing lunch for everyone.

"When I grow up, I want to be like you."

"Why?"

"Because you fight for what you believe in. I won't do it as…crazy as you do it but I will find another way. You, Gin-chan, and the others. You guys look out for people like me that can't do anything for themselves. One day, I will do the same for you!" she said with determination lacing each word.

"That day will never come, because even if you do learn to speak for yourself and fight, I will still be here in order to protect you. Get some sleep."

"Good night Onii-san."

The next few days were the same. She would train and teach but she kept thinking about that job in Edo.

Sleeping under the maple tree on the shrine grounds, Kagome was unaware of the person currently leaning over her.

"me..kag.e..kago..me…Kagome!" Kagome shrieked and punched who even it was that was yelling her in the face.

Blinking the sleep out of her eyes, she realized just who she punched. "Oh! Toto-jii-chan! I am so sorry!"

Helping the elderly man of the floor her, he chuckled. "You got yourself a strong right hook."

Kagome chuckled sheepishly and sat back down.

"You want me to take the job in Edo don't you?" Kagome asked.

"Iie." Kagome turned to look at him with confused eyes.

"As I stated to my wife, by you not taking this job, you would be locking yourself in a cage of boredom. I knew the day you finished your training that you would leave. Reiiko will be coming to take over for you but she won't be able to do the job you did. While I love my youngest daughter, she only loves money and cares nothing about children. That's probably why Kikyo is so cold, since her own mother didn't even want her.

"No, I don't want you to take that job, but it is your choice. No one will hold it against you for leaving. Of course I will miss your massages and cooking but, I can make do with whatever Reiiko will do. Since Kikyo is somewhere in space doing god knows what, I can suspect that she doesn't want to be found.

If you do see her do tell her to visit her grandpa. Where was I? Oh right. Start packing, I think you can take the next train to Edo if you pack quick enough."

Kagome smiled and hugged the old man. He always knew what was on her heart.

Kagome was sitting on the train quietly, keeping to herself while keeping an eye on her surroundings.

So she did in fact take up the job and decided to leave Kyoto. They threw her a grand going a way party and gave her two rand new kimono's to wear.

"Remember, never give up and stay true to your heart."

Kagome smiled at the last words said between her sensei's. She promised to call and write in order to keep them up to date.

When the train stopped, Kagome grabbed her suitcase and stepped off the train.

"This is the start of a new life for me. I hope your watching over me Onii-chan. Or up at me from hell where I hope you are." She said with a smile.

First things first, she had to get settled and start her new job.

"Gin-san, you really need to learn about gravity. What goes up must come down you know." Shinpachi said as he watches in disgust as Kagura and Gin wiped their boogers on each other at the same time.

"Gin-chan, you flew really high too!" Kagura said laughing at the crippled samurai.

What happened?

Well, on his conquest to get his latest issue of jump, Gintoki almost ran over Otae. She dodged but she dropped her groceries, containing her precious ice cream. In a fit of rage she sent him flying with a mighty kick and landed not so comfortably on top of a rock bench.

"Why was she walking in the middle of the road anyway? That's why we have sidewalks."

"You drove through a red light, and pedestrians have right of way. You are lucky that shinsengumi don't know about this." Shinpachi said, feeling a migraine coming on.

"Should I feel lucky that a stalker, a mayonnaise freak and that sadist aren't here right now…I guess I should." Gin said after thinking about the three idiots he came to know.

There was a knock at the door and the door slid opened. "Hello. I am your nurse for the evening. How…" when the voice stopped short the group turned to see that the nurse was shaking.

"its…it's…you." She whispered.

"Me? What about me."

"Of course you wouldn't remember me you stupid silver haired idiot. It's been five years. I thought you died in that Amanto war."

"Miss? Do you know him?" Shinpachi asked.

"Of course I know Konjoo Nashi. He and my brother grew up together." She said walking over to the bed.

"Wait…only one person ever called me that…what was her name…um…Kaoru, Koromie…"

"Kagome, stupid!" Kagome yelled slapping him with the clipboard she was holding.

"That Gaki? No way. She is in Osaka or somewhere." He said waving her off.

"You would know since you and that idiot abandoned me and in Kyoto." she said hitting him again. "Why are you even alive? Shouldn't you be dead just like he is?"

"What are you talking about? Zura isn't dead."

"Um, Shinpachi-kun, are you as lost as I am?" Kagura asked. Shinpachi nodded and decided to cut in. "So you are?"

"My name is Kagome Kotaro, and I am Katsura Kotaro's sister."

"EH?!?!??!?!??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!"

I'm ending it there. I don't want to post this yet because I think it sucks but since this is a filler and not exactly whats going,….basically, after this meeting, I will be taking episodes and just sticking Kagome in it and altering things a bit.

Words used:

Chin-Chin- A childs way of saying dick or penis, my friend taught me that one years ago.

Ahondara- stronger way of calling some one a dumbass.

Konjoo Nashi- this one was fun so let me explain it. You already know that Gin's name is basically a play on words of sorts and if you change it to Kintoki it means golden balls or testicles. Well, Konjoo Nashi means no balls.

Wakatta Wakatta- a way of saying whatever. this was hard to figure out.

Why does Kagome call Katsura Neko- When I first read Gintama, one of the first Mangas next to the ones in Shonen Jump, I pronounced his name KAT-sura. I just used that I translated it in a way.

Um, whatelse to explain….

Oh yeah, I still am not bringing major characters I only mentioned them because I don't want to bring them in a blend them so children characters will pop up and the occasional blah…but that's it.

Dr. Mukada, will appear many times. He is Hojo.

Tell me what you think.

ages have benn figured out of sorts.

as you know i put kagome at 16 while katsura and gin are like 23 24 makng them at least 7 or 8 years older then her meaning that at some point of time Kagoem was around 9 or 10 when the war occured. so i altered time. yay mystic author powers!