Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, because Tite Kubo-sama got there first!!!

Inaduma is my OC, and I have permission from Lucine's creator to use her.

Lawyers: now we can't sue her…

Me: DAMN STRAIGHT!!!

Lucine and Inaduma Aizen stared in awe at the enormity of the Soul Reaper Academy. It wasn't nearly as big as Las Noches, where they grew up, but seeing another completely white structure annoyed them immeasurably. "WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH SHINIGAMI AND WHITE BUILDINGS?!? WHAT, YOU CAN'T PAINT SEKI-SEKI ROCK?!?!?" Lucine screamed, voicing not only her opinion, but her sister's as well.

"I know… I'm even beginning to regret the whole, put-Ulquiorra's-eyeball-in-dad's-tea stunt." Inaduma sighed.

"It was your Idea…"

"But we wouldn't have gotten caught if it you didn't laugh."

"SO!?!? At least I got dad to make Grimmy and Stark come."

The two men behind them groaned miserably.

"Yeah, why not drag two people down with us? Make their lives miserable as well?" Inaduma could never figure out how on earth they were related. Lucine and she were almost opposites!

"THAT'S MY JOB YOU BAKA TOKAGE!!!!!!!" Lucine screeched, and the espada behind them became completely still. Even their thick skulls could comprehend that calling a Ryuujin a stupid lizard generally didn't work well. Inaduma decided to make use of her hours of meditation and stay calm. "You poor, baka inu-chan. It seems you have taken after Tosen." Lucine twitched before screaming incoherently and lunging at her sister before slamming into the foot-thick wall of ice that Inaduma had made. The laughter that resounded from behind the wall was nearly deafening. "YOU FALL FOR THAT EVERY TIME!!" She managed between laughs.

That's when someone behind her cleared their throat distinctly, sobering Inaduma immediately and making her spin to face this new arrival. She recognized him immediately. Disintegrating the ice wall, she bowed. "Good evening Kuchiki-tachio. I am Aizen Inaduma, and this," She said as she helped her growling sister up, "is Aizen Lucine." She looked up at him. "I apologize for her current state, for it is entirely my fault." He nodded slightly. "I expect you know your Zanpaku-to's names." Both sisters nodded. Byakuya turned and they took the hint to follow. Looking over her shoulder, she saw a garganta closing. Those lucky bastards. To disperse the awkward silence, Inaduma and Lucine began to reminisce on prior pranks. "Do you remember that time I used Gin-iro Kiri to mimic dad's Kanzensamin and I made Grimmjow think I was Ulquiorra…" Inaduma began. "Oh, and he tried to… Yeah…" Lucine finished for her. They both nodded and sighed contentedly. "Good times."