Authors Note: I have been beyond scared about whether I should write Homestuck fanfictions. I've been apart of the fandom for a while now and notice a lot of people can be really mean. So I was scared to post. But anyways I have decided to ignore that fear and post anyways so here is a chapter. This story will be on both Fanfic and Ao3. So anyways here is the first chapter of this story. For right now I am not sure what pairing it will end as but their is some BroJohn and some DaveJohn. There will also be some RoseKanaya for now, but later more pairings may appear.

I was very angry that I couldn't make colored pesterchum conversations. :(

Please enjoy. If I fucked up anything persterchum wise please tell me. I wasn't sure if I was doing it right.

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN HOMESTUCK OR ANY OF THE CHARACTERS FROM IT. But if I did John and Dave would have fucked already. :P


Romance Troubles – Chapter 1

John sat on his bed starring at his wall out of boredom. When suddenly he heard a small buzzing noise and felt a small vibration coming from his phone that was sitting on his leg. He jumped from the surprise since he hadn't been excepting any messages. The first thing that ran through his head was that it was probably a message from Dave. Yet when he opened up pester chum he was met with the sight of bright orange text. A smile graced his lips since he knew that Bro was at work so he wasn't excepting a message from him until later that night. The older had messaged him earlier to cancel their plans for the day because of having to work on such short notice.

- timaeusTestified [TT]began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 15:30 -

TT: Hey little dude since I got off work early today want to go to that movie we were talking about the other day tonight since we had to cancel our earlier plans?

EB: Sure. What time is it playing at?

TT: There are 2 showings tonight. There is one showing at 7:30 and another at 10.

EB: If we're going we should probably go for the earlier time. Dad will have a cow if I'm out past I l.

TT: Understood little man. Then I will be there to pick you up at 7.

EB: Ok and remember not to tell Dave about tonight. You know he hates whenever we do stuff together.

TT: Got it. See you later.

- timaeusTestified[TT]ceased pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 16:50 -

John set his phone down as he moved to stand up. He had to still make super before Bro get him. Quickly he headed down stairs and decided on what he would make for dinner.


He ran out of the house when he heard a loud honk. A smile graced his lips as he saw Bro sitting in the driver's seat of an older muscle car. He opened the door and then climbed into the passenger seat. He looked a Bro, "You're early."

Bro smiled, "Dave noticed me getting ready and was starting to get suspicious. So I just decided to get out of the house early. I knew that you'd already be ready to go anyways."

"So that's why he kept sending me weird messages while I was eating supper. I guess we're going to have to tell him soon." John sighed.

Bro smiled gently at the younger as he reached out and ran his hand through his hair, "It'll be fine. Dave can handle it."

John looked up at him, "I hope so I really don't want to lose my best friend."

Bro smirked, "If he does anything stupid then as his big bro I'll smartin him up for you."

John smiled as one of his trademark silly giggles escaped his mouth. He was about to say something back in response to the blond haired strider when he was suddenly embraced. He wasn't exactly sure where the situation was going but he followed Bros lead eagerly. It was only a matter of seconds before their lips had connected.

The kiss lasted for as long as it possibly could before John had to break the seal between them in search for air. He gasped out as he breathed in harshly. Bro had a huge smirk on his face and after allowing the teen a moment to breath he went in for another kiss.

After Bro was thoroughly satisfied he broke contact with John and began the drive to the theatre.


Quickly they bypassed the line at the front of the theatre since Bro had bought tickets before hand. Quickly they grabbed a large bag of popcorn to share and 2 regular pops before heading in to the auditorium. The commercials were just as annoying as usual, yet quickly the movie made up for it. Even though he was truly enjoying the movie he couldn't manage to force his eyes to stay open. Before he could do anything to stop himself John had rested his head on Bros shoulder and was falling asleep. He eyes closed tightly as he was quickly departing into the land of dreams.


John felt someone shaking him gently as he opened his eyes to see what was going on. He yawned as he sat up and looked at the credits playing, "Awe I fell asleep."

Bro shrugged, "The ending sucked anyways."

He frowned, "Ya but I wanted to see the ending. There was no point of us coming if I was just going to fall asleep."

Bro just smiled, "While I enjoyed seeing your cute sleeping face."

John flushed bright red embarrassed by what the blond had said to him, "I'm not cute."

"You're the cutest person I know." was all Bro said in response as a smirk graced his lips.

The rest of the ride home was almost silent except for when John could hear Bro's quiet laughs. John sat beside Bro happy with what had happened that night. He had been sad that morning when Bro had to cancel their plans. It left his day completely empty with nothing else for him to do. Dave had plans to work with Jade on their art assignment today. While him and Rose had finished theirs already, since Rose always wanted to get stuff done early. Rose had a date with Kanaya today. Well Karkat and most of his other friends had gone on a trip out of town for the weekend. With everything that was going on it left John to be all alone for the day. Dave and Jade told him that he could hang out with them while they did their assignment but he didn't want to get in the way of their school work. So he had decide to just stay at home alone and have a lazy day. Which to him was the worst because he loved being near people.

He snapped out of his thoughts when Bro turned the corner on to his street. Worry ran through John's body when he saw Dave's truck in his driveway. Bro swore and stopped the car pulling up to the sidewalk, "While I guess we've been caught."

John shook his head, "No say that I met you and Jake at the movie, and that you gave me a ride home after dropping Jake off."

Bro nodded before John stood up out of the vehicle. Dave was standing on the front steps leading in to his house talking to his Dad. When Dave turned around his dad winked at him. John smiled and waved at Dave, "Hey Dave. Did you and Jade finish your art assignment already?"

Dave nodded, "Ya. What are you and Bro doing together?"

John smiled, "Oh. I saw him and Jake at the theatre. He said he would drop me off after he dropped Jake off."

Dave looked at John clearly trying to figure out if it was the truth or not but John swore he wouldn't break. He just smiled like normal which calmed down Dave quickly. Dave looked at Bro, "Hey."

Bro returned the "Hey" before he turned to leave. He stopped for a second to look back at Dave, "How long do you think you're going to be."

Dave shrugged, "Don't know; probably a couple hours."

Bro nodded before getting in his car and driving away. John walked into the house followed by Dave as they headed up to his room.


Dave sat on Johns bed as he watched John taking his jacket off. He only came over since he thought John had gone on a date with his Bro. He wanted to be here to catch them when Bro dropped him off and he was. Yet clearly they were telling him that it wasn't a date and that Bro had been out with Jake, but he wasn't so sure he believed them. His instincts told him that his best friend and Bro were going out and it hurt him. He'd had the biggest crush on John for as long as he'd known the teen, but the teen had always been so against being gay that he was waiting until he thought the boy was ready. Yet now he was rather pissed off. Since he though his brother had stolen his crush out from underneath him.

John looked at him, "Is something wrong Dave?"

Dave shook his head, "No I was just thinking about something."

John was curious as he sat down next to him, "What's on your mind?"

Dave turned and starred in to John's eyes for a few seconds. He was going over whether to tell the silly boy his feelings or not. He let out a deep breath before he reached forward and grabbed John's shoulders. He pulled John towards him and before the other could do anything he connected their lips. He kissed him quickly before he released the other and said what was on his mind, "I like you Dork."


Authors Note: So that was the first chapter. Please don't hate me. I am so scared of being attacked. Anyways I hope everyone enjoyed the story.