Disclaimer, I don't own Romeo and Juliet, non of the characters are mine

Dearest Diary,

I just hath heard of a fight in the courtyard. My family despises the other family, the wrenched Montague's. One of our servants, I think Sampson, bit his thumb at one of the Montague servants, named Abraham. As the fighting grew bloody, the prince entered the battle. He threatened the lives of our enemies and us royal, high class. Tybalt concerns me with all his fighting. I do love my fellow cousin, but they might get himself into a hell of lode of trouble. I glad that I wasn't there for the fight. T'was a hard one and I don't hath want to feel the knife of death.