Know Your Shinigami!
I don't own 'Know Your Stars' or Yami no Matsuei!
I got bored and thought of 'Know Your Stars' when reading Yami no Matsuei. So, enjoy!
Victim #1: Hisoka Kurosaki
Hisoka walked into the studio, reading a book on how to kill and plotting revenge for various reasons. The Announcer cleared his throat. Hisoka looked around as he closed his book and sat down in the chair that stood in the middle of the room.
"Know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... know your stars... know your stars..."
"Go away." Hisoka said.
"Hisoka... isn't really a boy."
"What?! Is that you, Tsuzuki?!" Hisoka shouted, getting out his gun.
"Hisoka... is really a girl."
"What?! I'm a boy!!" Hisoka yelled, getting ready to shoot.
"Hisoka... doesn't know I replaced the bullets in his gun with bubble juice."
"What?!" Hisoka shouted.
Hisoka fired and all that came out was tons of bubbles.
"When I find you, I will murder you!!" Hisoka shouted.
"Hisoka... wants to try out Watari's sex change potion to stay a girl forever..."
"What?! You are so dead!!" Hisoka shouted, storming out of the room.
The Announcer heard the door open and close. Hisoka smiled as he got his spare gun out. The Announcer gulped as he said:
"No! Don't shoot me! I'm the 'Know Your Stars' guy! I don't deserve to die! No, Hisoka! If you shoot me and kill me, I'll become a Shinigami, too! And I don't want to die!"
"Damn... I don't want to spend eternity with you."
"Damn right, you won't. I'll bother you more than Tsuzuki does!"
All you could hear was gunshots, screaming and loads of crashing. Hisoka left the room unharmed.
"Now you know... Hisoka... who is not a boy and is actually a girl who wants to try Watari's sex change potion to stay a girl forever. Oh, and who just shot and beat the heck out of me..."
Please review. Tsuzuki is next.