Don't bother questioning the title, really. It'll get you no where.
After beating myself up for a few days (the equivalent to how long I've actually owned and been able to PLAY this game) I decided I might as well just get back to the basics and start simple! Last time started LDL which surprisingly many people enjoyed. I just get so nervous when dealing with something new that I REALLY like. I don't want to mess it up SO I'll start easy and work my way up to the weird shit later!
Stay tuned~!
Warnngs: Slash, Mpreg, crack, the usual from me, plus SPOILERS (duh) if you haven't finished and don't want the spoils DO NOT READ!
A shrill tweet was what brought the Bunny masked man to the waking world, and he gave a groan in protest as his eyes fluttered open. Once he could comprehend what he was looking at, however, it was just a split second before Ravio was fully awake.
Attempts to sit up failed as a sharp pain from his ass and up his spine left him to tense and whimper slightly. 'Bad idea, very bad idea.' The retired merchant thought as he decided to stay laying down while assessing the situation. No clothes. Next to Mr. Hero himself who was still snoring contently. Hat? HIS HAT! Ravio nearly went into panic mode before realizing his beloved hat was still on his head and with a light tug was fully obscuring his face once more.
Sheerow gave another shrill cry swooping over him a few more times before landing on Ravio's head. "Hey, buddy." Ravio said in a semi-horse whisper. "What time is it?
Sheerow gave a displeased look before flying towards the window to show the bright noonday sun. It took Ravio a moment to collect his thoughts again, for some reason feeling so scatterbrained since waking up, before the importance of what time it was hit him. Link was going to be late. They both were! While asking Sheerow to help him find his clothes, Ravio couldn't help recalling just why he had woken up the way he did.
Comforting. That's all he'd been trying to do for the hero. Stressed and nervous, Link was anything BUT emotionally prepared to enter Lorule castle. So, in hopes of getting some emotional support, or something, Ravio wasn't exactly sure, the hero had come back to his home to see his uninvited house guest.
How things escalated so quickly and ended with Ravio having a sore rear was anyone's guess. And certainly wasn't Ravio's doing! Honest! Shaking his head to try and rid himself of the blush beginning to form on his face from the memories of the previous night, Ravio pulled on his robe and proceeded to wake the Hero.
"Hey, Buddy, rise and shine!" He cheered as he shook his Hyrulian counterpart. "Time to get up! Carpe Diem and all that!"
Link gave a groan and rolled over, stubbornly refusing to wake up. Ravio frowned at the sleeping hero. "Hey! Wake up already! Isn't there somewhere you're supposed to be?! WAKE UP!" he jumped up and down a few times, Sheerow giving shrill chirps and swooping over Link to try and assist him.
Finally the hero's eyes fluttered open and he gave a yawn as he sat up. "Morning..."
Ravio rolled his eyes and shook his head, a smirk in place as he waved and replied in a sarcastic tone. "Morning sleeping beauty. Guess ya weren't planning on waking up today."
Link gave another yawn in reply, stretching his arms and popping his back as he did so. "Sorry..."
"Well no need to be all apologetic and stuff." Ravio said ignoring the pain shooting up his spine as he scurried around like nothing had happened the previous night. "Here's your clothes. No charge, Buddy." he dropped Link's tunic and items next to the hero and spun around to allow the other to get dressed, secretly wondering why it mattered by this point.
Once Link was dressed, Sheerow gave a chirp and Ravio turned back around. "Looks like your journey's almost over." Ravio gave a big grin but inside he was feeling nervous and actually rather sad.
Link nodded at the floor before looking at Ravio with a reluctant expression. "Um... about last night.." he started.
Ravio blushed darkly as his eyes went wide and he quickly interrupted Link. "Don't even worry about it, Mr. Hero! Feeling better now I hope?" He gave Link the biggest grin he could muster when he shifted slightly, in attempts to hide his wince.
Link gave a frown in return but after looking Ravio over critically he sighed and shook his head. "Yeah. Much better." with a somewhat sad expression the hero smiled at his unexpected friend. Were they still just friends though? "Thank you, Ravio."
"Uh, what? Thanks? Me? Nahh, I'm no one to thank!" Ravio responded waving his arms in protest. "I owe ya a lot, Mr. Hero! You gave me a new outlook on life!" Ravio internally cringed when he realized the implications of what he just said were but Link seemed oblivious and just chuckled at the merchant's usual antics.
Picking up his sword, ready to go, Link looked back and smiled. "I guess I'll see you when I get back?" he said hiding his worries of not coming back at all.
"Yeah! See ya later, Mr. Hero." Ravio grinned wide and waved as Link left for Lorule once again. "See you later, Link..."